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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)
saved lives
deployed code at a nuclear power plant
gone on more than 500 scuba dives
run for office
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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM Author: Gay Grandpa
All the time.
The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.
I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.
When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.
So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811682) |
Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,
65 months in federal prison
Registered as a sex offender
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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811826) |
Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: ,,...,..,.......,..,......,.......,..,.,,
attended an Episcopal church
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811488) |
Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: ,,...,..,.......,..,......,.......,..,.,,
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811495) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM Author: t.rick o'treat panama
about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.
during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.
there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811698) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811828) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811827) |
Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM Author: michael doodikoff
Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite
Shit my pants during two dates
Shit my pants during a flight
Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811696)
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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811829) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM Author: Brother Peter Dimond
lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?
have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.
he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811893) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM Author: Meteorito
Brags: "Wrote a novel"
Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."
Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?
We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812126) |
Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811823) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815470) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815465) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815458) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815498) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815494) |
Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM Author: cucumbers
tricked the goyim many times, countless times
stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811965) |
Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812174)
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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
Been to over 150 countries
Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812584) |
Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815664) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815989) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816032) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816748) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
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