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5. ADMIT that you compared your penis to your "son's&qu...	splenetic den juggernaut	06/27/26
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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: Lavender Hilarious Gas Station 1. ADMIT that you “squanched him once, squanched him twice, squanched him thrice in the land of rice.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...#49965718)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: splenetic den juggernaut 2. ADMIT that you claimed on June 12, 2021 that you didn't penetrate him because "he can't feel it." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...#49965721)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: Lavender Hilarious Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...#49965757)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:39 PM Author: cracking embarrassed to the bone ticket booth corn cake 3. ADMIT that you are the author of the 3/16/23 Autoadmit post titled "Sp here. If I poast weird rape shit about my kid, it’s not funny and it means" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...#49965735)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:42 PM Author: tantric state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...#49965739)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:43 PM Author: splenetic den juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...#49965740)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: Lavender Hilarious Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...#49965758)

Date: July 8th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: holy shit lmao 180 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...#49986659)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:44 PM Author: Multi-colored alcoholic school cafeteria trust fund 4. ADMIT that you have used terms such as, but not limited to, "boihole" and "kimchi chute" to refer to your alleged minor son's anus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...#49965742)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:52 PM Author: Lavender Hilarious Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...#49965759)

Date: June 28th, 2026 5:36 PM Author: cracking embarrassed to the bone ticket booth corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...#49967478)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:54 PM Author: splenetic den juggernaut 5. ADMIT that you compared your penis to your "son's" and afterward smacked him about the face, chest, neck, back and head with a ruler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...#49965767)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: cracking embarrassed to the bone ticket booth corn cake 6. ADMIT that a restaurant waitress called the cops based on questionable behavior you exhibited to your minor adopted child. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...#49965775)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:59 PM Author: vibrant mediation hairy legs 7. ADMIT that you wrote positively about the Rick and Morty television show conception of "squanching" on the internet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...#49965781)

Date: June 27th, 2026 8:32 PM Author: splenetic den juggernaut 8. ADMIT that you masturbate using your index finger and thumb and a magnifying glass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...#49966284)

Date: June 27th, 2026 9:20 PM Author: Lavender Hilarious Gas Station 9. ADMIT that you have called your African American clients "niggers" on the internet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...#49966374)

Date: July 8th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: ''''''"'''"" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...#49986656)

Date: July 8th, 2026 4:09 PM Author: holy shit lmao 180 (✅🍑) 10. ADMIT that you have taken that poor asian boy you purchased to multiple pedo hangouts including Comet Pingpong Pizza and Great Wolf Lodge and then taunted us and bragged about it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...#49986662)