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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Flickering piazza
  11/17/13
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Hateful Puce Selfie Useless Brakes
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
dun autistic kitty parlour
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Metal state halford
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
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  11/18/13
tp
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  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Maroon mischievous dog poop
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
contagious ivory partner
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Hateful Puce Selfie Useless Brakes
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
contagious ivory partner
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Flickering piazza
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
contagious ivory partner
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
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pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
contagious ivory partner
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
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  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
salmon tripping base
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Flickering piazza
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Ruddy philosopher-king quadroon
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Flickering piazza
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
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  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
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  04/07/16
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  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
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I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
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  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
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i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
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  11/18/13
Well?
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  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
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  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Violet Stock Car Wrinkle
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Hateful Puce Selfie Useless Brakes
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
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  11/17/13
Your done here lol
shimmering den boiling water
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Violet Stock Car Wrinkle
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Flickering piazza
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Violet Stock Car Wrinkle
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
shimmering den boiling water
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
contagious ivory partner
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Flickering piazza
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Violet Stock Car Wrinkle
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Flickering piazza
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
contagious ivory partner
  11/17/13
You're done here
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(idiot)
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yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
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right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Flickering piazza
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Maize Lodge
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
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contagious ivory partner
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Maize Lodge
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
180 walnut plaza
  11/17/13
only?
Twinkling Rebellious Address Sweet Tailpipe
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
contagious ivory partner
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
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Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Dull forum
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Flickering piazza
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
shimmering den boiling water
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
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couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Maize Lodge
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lol
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lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Dull forum
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
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lmao.
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
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  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Saffron Lay
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
contagious ivory partner
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Saffron Lay
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
contagious ivory partner
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Dull forum
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
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  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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*legit retard*
Hairless pit
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Saffron Lay
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Hairless pit
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Maize Lodge
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
contagious ivory partner
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Saffron Lay
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
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  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
contagious ivory partner
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
contagious ivory partner
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Saffron Lay
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
contagious ivory partner
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Saffron Lay
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
contagious ivory partner
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
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  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
contagious ivory partner
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
topaz whorehouse becky
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
topaz whorehouse becky
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Hairless pit
  11/17/13
LOL
contagious ivory partner
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Saffron Lay
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Hairless pit
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Saffron Lay
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
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really embarassing
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no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Flickering piazza
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Saffron Lay
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Hairless pit
  11/17/13
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  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
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  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
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  11/17/13
well executed flame
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it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
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If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
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i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
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i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
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Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
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cr the voice of reason
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Flickering piazza
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a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
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dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
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Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Flickering piazza

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: amber fragrant mexican jew

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Nighttime Stag Film Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Flickering piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#49768855)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#49769159)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Hateful Puce Selfie Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: dun autistic kitty parlour

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Metal state halford

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: dashing roommate corner

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser Henna Kitchen

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Maroon mischievous dog poop

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Hateful Puce Selfie Useless Brakes

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Flickering piazza

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Lime aphrodisiac national security agency shrine

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: contagious ivory partner

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: painfully honest garrison place of business

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: salmon tripping base

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Flickering piazza

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Ruddy philosopher-king quadroon

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Flickering piazza

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: garnet hunting ground theater stage

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: bistre locus

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: marvelous brilliant native water buffalo



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Alcoholic mad cow disease sanctuary

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: filthy box office love of her life

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: cracking incel

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Narrow-minded gay wizard

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Razzle outnumbered library turdskin

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: smoky chapel

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: supple potus orchestra pit

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Lemon glittery field clown

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Violet Stock Car Wrinkle

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Hateful Puce Selfie Useless Brakes

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: clear comical cuckoldry

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: shimmering den boiling water

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Violet Stock Car Wrinkle

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Flickering piazza

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Violet Stock Car Wrinkle

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: shimmering den boiling water

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Flickering piazza

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Violet Stock Car Wrinkle

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Flickering piazza

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: citrine liquid oxygen

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Maize Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Twinkling Rebellious Address Sweet Tailpipe

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Flickering piazza

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Maize Lodge

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: salmon tripping base

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Maize Lodge

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: 180 walnut plaza

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Twinkling Rebellious Address Sweet Tailpipe

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Flickering piazza

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Aromatic menage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Dull forum

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Flickering piazza

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: shimmering den boiling water

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Slate Cruise Ship

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Maize Lodge

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Slate Cruise Ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Dull forum

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Twinkling Rebellious Address Sweet Tailpipe

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: dashing roommate corner

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: House-broken Rigpig

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser Henna Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Hairless pit

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: dashing roommate corner

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Lascivious Stead Internal Respiration

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Gaped sepia senate weed whacker

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: mewling charcoal associate area

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: stirring double fault

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Saffron Lay

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Saffron Lay

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Dull forum

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: onyx multi-colored shitlib

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Hairless pit

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Saffron Lay

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Hairless pit

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Maize Lodge

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Saffron Lay

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: topaz whorehouse becky

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Saffron Lay

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Saffron Lay

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: topaz whorehouse becky

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: topaz whorehouse becky

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: topaz whorehouse becky

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Hairless pit

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: contagious ivory partner

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Saffron Lay

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Hairless pit

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Saffron Lay

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Hairless pit

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz transparent international law enforcement agency affirmative action

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: clear comical cuckoldry

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Cyan Indian Lodge Private Investor

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: bespoke mind-boggling public bath juggernaut

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Flickering piazza

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Saffron Lay

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Hairless pit

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Lascivious Stead Internal Respiration

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Twinkling Rebellious Address Sweet Tailpipe

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Flickering piazza

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Spectacular Resort

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Odious drab striped hyena

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Big misunderstood corn cake national

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: thirsty talented lettuce

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Hairless pit

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Vivacious genital piercing doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: milky provocative office

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Elite Fat Ankles



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Vivacious genital piercing doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: titillating naked location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: diverse cocky puppy regret

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Flickering piazza

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: diverse cocky puppy regret

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Flickering piazza

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: impertinent exciting azn death wish

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: boyish bbw

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: impertinent exciting azn death wish

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: trip kitty cat

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Flickering piazza

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: trip kitty cat

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: impertinent exciting azn death wish

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chocolate Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Peach persian ceo

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Flickering piazza

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: impertinent exciting azn death wish

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: milky provocative office

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: smoky chapel

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Rusted Nibblets Immigrant

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: iridescent temple

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: slimy house

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Aromatic menage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Arousing sexy wagecucks market

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Racy apoplectic karate ticket booth

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Flickering piazza

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Flickering piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Odious drab striped hyena

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: vibrant harsh spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Confused azure business firm athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Buck-toothed gunner

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Odious drab striped hyena

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: motley bronze trailer park tank

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Pea-brained Rehab Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Flickering piazza

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Purple bull headed step-uncle's house faggotry

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Flickering piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: mewling charcoal associate area

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: gay dysfunction son of senegal

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: ungodly crotch abode

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: fear-inspiring ocher institution digit ratio

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Flickering piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: mewling charcoal associate area

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Insanely creepy theatre ladyboy

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Insecure locale



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Flickering piazza



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Flickering piazza



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: bistre locus



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: red insane dragon hall

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Charismatic hot dilemma haunted graveyard

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#30219500)



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Author: Carnelian hospital



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: bistre locus

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#30464144)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#47457795)



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