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the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade
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lol at the prescience of the Trump one
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or shit at least a twitter account
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  11/11/21
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:08 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:10 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:25 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:29 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 5:08 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Overrated histrionic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33522786)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-asleep. Didn't even think it was that good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33522789)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: Saffron parlour haunted graveyard

No offense but You were right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526747)



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Date: February 2nd, 2022 7:49 AM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43891403)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: black private investor

"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

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Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41189660)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: bistre cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33520918)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Sapphire brunch skinny woman

Lmfao

Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33522689)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: bistre cuckold

the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if I made them too long and complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526172)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: bistre cuckold

try it

the gay abortion one was a little longer and that worked great

I suspect you will know perfectly what the right timing is and how not to overplay an idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

First Trump parody:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

Lawyer starts pest control business:

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Rachel Jeantel scholarship:

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Japanese lawyers:

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Obama's Kenyan relatives:

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Prole wins F-16 jet:

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KKK on Eric Garner:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33523238)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:24 AM
Author: Metal awkward base

lol at the prescience of the Trump one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#39454027)



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Date: January 21st, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: turquoise appetizing national french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45821589)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: maize piazza prole

evan39 is our orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33523254)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: bistre cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#34563055)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526156)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: vigorous school

where's the one about the Irish court procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526167)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

Tochmae Brannochbaen:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526176)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: vigorous school

God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expecting to find more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526180)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: bistre cuckold

yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans who don't do military service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526177)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

Chaebong Hyung:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439099&forum_id=2#31981964

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526185)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: bistre cuckold

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526194)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Curious Spruce Theater Stage People Who Are Hurt

German man claims Antarctica

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649819&mc=13&forum_id=2#33579075

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33579719)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: bistre cuckold

The mother of all Trump posts

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3450395&mc=65&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33618173)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: turquoise appetizing national french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46787896)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: concupiscible station doctorate

where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Africa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33618206)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: bistre cuckold

Somali and Sudanese engineers

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33618251)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: concupiscible station doctorate

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33618274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: bistre cuckold

MIT lingustics

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33618571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: bistre cuckold

Woman chattering away

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#34428616)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: bistre cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#34917179)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: opaque thriller abode generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#34934416)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:47 AM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

Retard in business school:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#34981652)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#34981676)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#35948254)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: magical coffee pot double fault

You need to write for a living, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#35948376)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 4:27 AM
Author: Lavender genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#35948443)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: bistre cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#36270560)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: bistre cuckold

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#36270559)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: milky judgmental queen of the night

Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#36640771)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 4:35 AM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember writing it back in 2011, thinking it was a ridiculous idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#39453962)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: bistre cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#36640736)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: bistre cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#37059384)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: bistre cuckold

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&forum_id=2#37055876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#37060584)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: bistre cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#37455246)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:19 AM
Author: bistre cuckold

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&forum_id=2#29368429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38361699)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:20 AM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese are constantly trying to "save face" but I can't find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38361701)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38877548)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: bateful rigpig

where’s the one about British elections that featured a character named “Thomas Crappington”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38877869)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: black private investor

A content machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38877885)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 8:30 AM
Author: magical coffee pot double fault

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38882590)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 2:35 AM
Author: Rambunctious carmine hell dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38882229)



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Date: December 31st, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#39355241)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:07 AM
Author: magical coffee pot double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#39453912)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: Metal awkward base

evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website and get a fair amount of click-based revenue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#39454024)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: Metal awkward base

or shit at least a twitter account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#39454025)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: magical coffee pot double fault

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#40352316)



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Date: June 12th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: magical coffee pot double fault

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#40406548)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: Yellow location crotch



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: magical coffee pot double fault



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:51 AM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#40933705)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 5:40 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy erotic black woman

Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#40933741)



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Date: October 13th, 2020 11:25 AM
Author: bistre cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41102650)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: magical coffee pot double fault

Israel-Trinidad peace deal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41189584)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:07 PM
Author: azure puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41552844)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

Trump mocks fat kid

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539072&forum_id=2#40249064

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41552834)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: drunken persian hospital

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41552905)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 10:10 AM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

Plague doctor:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41919736)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#42082175)



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Date: May 4th, 2021 10:32 AM
Author: magical coffee pot double fault



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Date: May 15th, 2021 5:14 AM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#42465406)



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Date: August 21st, 2021 9:36 AM
Author: magical coffee pot double fault

Orlando residents discover libraries

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#42985440)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: magical coffee pot double fault

Migrants flee images of Portland

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43004999)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: pearl supple liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48551479)



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Date: September 1st, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: magical coffee pot double fault

Building collapses in Nigeria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43045312)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: magical coffee pot double fault

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43076299)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43195878)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:38 PM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43195939)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43196437)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:42 PM
Author: black private investor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43426815)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 9:42 PM
Author: magical coffee pot double fault

Sotomayor oral arguments

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43542932)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: Effete Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43596380)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: magical coffee pot double fault

Marco Rubio household finances

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43596369)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 3:26 PM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43719419)



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Date: February 10th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43946102)



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Author: gaped lake toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#44301829)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: magical coffee pot double fault



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Date: June 28th, 2022 4:35 AM
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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:36 AM
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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:17 AM
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Date: September 3rd, 2023 12:36 PM
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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:59 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:55 PM
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Date: September 14th, 2023 10:49 AM
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Date: September 15th, 2023 8:22 AM
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Date: October 6th, 2023 7:06 PM
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Date: October 12th, 2023 4:15 AM
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Date: October 13th, 2023 3:22 AM
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Date: October 21st, 2023 3:07 AM
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Date: November 19th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:27 AM
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Date: January 16th, 2025 1:32 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2025 2:51 AM
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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:48 AM
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Date: March 1st, 2025 9:55 PM
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Date: March 26th, 2025 12:14 AM
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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:10 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:34 PM
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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:04 PM
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 11:56 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49232502)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

Scared straight:

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Date: December 29th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

Birdbrain conference call:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49546540)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:40 AM
Author: Lavender genital piercing

Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize:

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823780&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49600388)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary partner



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: indecent tan useless brakes laser beams

any good ones from the season where he was straight?

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Date: February 22nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: gaped lake toilet seat

Newsom identifies with black voters:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837370&mc=5&forum_id=2#49687951

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49687964)



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Date: March 7th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: evan39

Chris Rock makes fun of illiterate students:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836024&mc=63&forum_id=2#49679646

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Date: March 12th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: evan39

Female Air Force pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844858&mc=24&forum_id=2#49738780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49738785)