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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: submissive potus

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pale institution halford

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Filthy sienna french chef

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Floppy Deep Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: insecure vigorous indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal travel guidebook hospital

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal travel guidebook hospital

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: spectacular area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Red balding messiness site

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: submissive potus

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Red balding messiness site

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: submissive potus

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Green Ceo Rigpig



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Clear Cuckoldry

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: topaz laughsome heaven

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: submissive potus

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Clear Cuckoldry

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: submissive potus

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Clear Cuckoldry

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Filthy sienna french chef

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: spectacular area



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Pea-brained razzle garrison sandwich

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: disrespectful resort

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: shimmering national

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pale institution halford

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: disrespectful resort



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser Very Tactful Hall Skinny Woman

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pale institution halford

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: submissive potus

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: unhinged fear-inspiring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Supple round eye new version

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Fluffy exhilarant trailer park

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: brilliant sick ape mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: rebellious impertinent crackhouse

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Clear Cuckoldry

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Filthy sienna french chef

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: hyperventilating bawdyhouse

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: submissive potus

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Filthy sienna french chef

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: rebellious impertinent crackhouse

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: submissive potus

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: rebellious impertinent crackhouse

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Fluffy exhilarant trailer park

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Filthy sienna french chef

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: rebellious impertinent crackhouse

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Filthy sienna french chef

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: hyperventilating bawdyhouse

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Filthy sienna french chef

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: henna pervert orchestra pit

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: rebellious impertinent crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Filthy sienna french chef

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bespoke juggernaut turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Beady-eyed bespoke juggernaut turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: twinkling trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: naked curious corn cake elastic band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Red balding messiness site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: soggy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: jet queen of the night parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: vibrant stag film pozpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: disrespectful resort

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: rebellious impertinent crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: heady bipolar feces partner



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Peach fragrant location masturbator



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Author: irradiated menage



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Comical Learning Disabled Multi-billionaire Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: flesh tanning salon shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: translucent idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Yapping party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Yapping party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: duck-like generalized bond

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: brilliant sick ape mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Underhanded marvelous sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: henna pervert orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Aggressive Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: vibrant stag film pozpig

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Puce faggotry native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Yapping party of the first part

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: house-broken hideous corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Filthy sienna french chef

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: bearded dun casino coldplay fan

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Filthy sienna french chef

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: hyperventilating bawdyhouse

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Filthy sienna french chef

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Aqua point people who are hurt

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: rebellious impertinent crackhouse

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: henna pervert orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: vibrant stag film pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Olive locale useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: flushed philosopher-king

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: motley godawful abode sweet tailpipe

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: silver genital piercing nursing home

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Clear Cuckoldry

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic bronze crotch brunch

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: contagious patrolman

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: rebellious impertinent crackhouse

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: hyperventilating bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Floppy Deep Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: hyperventilating bawdyhouse

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Carnelian confused ladyboy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: odious cream spot

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Big gay trump supporter

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Judgmental territorial mad cow disease

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Clear Cuckoldry

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Judgmental territorial mad cow disease

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: hyperventilating bawdyhouse

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: odious cream spot

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: useless lemon temple cuckold

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: spectacular area



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: wild talented box office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: vibrant stag film pozpig

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Disturbing wine idiot business firm

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: deranged base gaping



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: hyperventilating bawdyhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Violet Voyeur

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106875)



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Author: yellow set



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: hyperventilating bawdyhouse



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Author: low-t legend jew



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal travel guidebook hospital

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: naked curious corn cake elastic band



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: light private investor



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: hyperventilating bawdyhouse



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: turquoise wagecucks affirmative action



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating bawdyhouse



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: naked curious corn cake elastic band



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating bawdyhouse



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: honey-headed piazza boiling water

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: naked curious corn cake elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: contagious patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: drab pit liquid oxygen

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed bespoke juggernaut turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: excitant rambunctious school cafeteria brethren

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: excitant rambunctious school cafeteria brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Lake swashbuckling kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Floppy Deep Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: naked curious corn cake elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Plum chad meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: twinkling trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: shaky crusty toaster

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Onyx Jet-lagged Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Big-titted station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: shaky crusty toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: shaky crusty toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Rough-skinned School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Onyx Jet-lagged Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: splenetic shrine

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: submissive potus

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Buff Office Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Thriller public bath

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Thirsty electric rehab yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bespoke juggernaut turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Beady-eyed bespoke juggernaut turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: twinkling trust fund

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: contagious patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Coiffed dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Bright Immigrant Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Abusive organic girlfriend step-uncle's house

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Beady-eyed bespoke juggernaut turdskin

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Mentally impaired garnet water buffalo death wish

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Sadistic soul-stirring electric furnace plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: naked curious corn cake elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: naked curious corn cake elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Sadistic soul-stirring electric furnace plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Bistre Hell Cumskin

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Stirring Orange Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: navy well-lubricated church building fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Doobsian Sapphire Marketing Idea Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: light private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Plum chad meetinghouse

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: sable appetizing deer antler

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Sadistic soul-stirring electric furnace plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Orchid At-the-ready Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: naked curious corn cake elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Orchid At-the-ready Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Violet Voyeur

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: rusted house striped hyena

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone magical kitty cat love of her life

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Twisted Glittery Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone magical kitty cat love of her life

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Twisted Glittery Stage

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone magical kitty cat love of her life

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone magical kitty cat love of her life

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Thirsty electric rehab yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Awkward clown gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: naked curious corn cake elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Slippery Cobalt Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Startled Histrionic Preventive Strike

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Comical Learning Disabled Multi-billionaire Field

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Outnumbered Pearly Bbw Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Bright Immigrant Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: poppy frum parlour

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: pearl theater stage karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Brindle cruise ship weed whacker

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Onyx Jet-lagged Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: cracking irate theatre pocket flask

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Impressive goal in life depressive

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: insecure vigorous indirect expression

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Bright Immigrant Haunted Graveyard

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: offensive fanboi range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49735840)