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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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April 7, 2003 11:48 AM TO: Donald Rumsfeld FROM: Do...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: bipolar filthpig

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: odious cumskin corn cake

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: high-end emerald brunch



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: cracking parlor ratface



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: cracking parlor ratface

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: appetizing umber church building



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: cracking parlor ratface

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Black titillating ticket booth

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: internet-worthy zombie-like voyeur point

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: iridescent bat-shit-crazy digit ratio institution

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Charismatic tattoo office

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:05 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: stimulating greedy market

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: deep lascivious depressive community account

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: Galvanic Foreskin Puppy

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: flatulent location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: clear passionate spot private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Honey-headed Pontificating Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: bronze wonderful yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Erotic pistol school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: cracking parlor ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: odious cumskin corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Deranged Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: painfully honest sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: painfully honest sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: dark genital piercing

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: painfully honest sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Boyish bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: bateful garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: bronze wonderful yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: jade medicated kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Saffron Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: bronze wonderful yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Excitant plum stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Talented beta international law enforcement agency meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: bronze wonderful yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: mewling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: flushed school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: bronze wonderful yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: high-end emerald brunch

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: bronze wonderful yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: pale den

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: high-end emerald brunch

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Stirring coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Fragrant alpha haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Sick soul-stirring sneaky criminal

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: adventurous corner

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Grizzly supple twinkling uncleanness pisswyrm

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: mewling shitlib

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: chocolate center

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: alcoholic purple space

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Black titillating ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Laughsome Disturbing Chapel

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: appetizing umber church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Submissive Smoky Step-uncle's House

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Disgusting frozen temple

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle volcanic crater

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Milky abode candlestick maker

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: cracking parlor ratface

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: motley parlour personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: pale den

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: racy locus hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Vivacious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: clear passionate spot private investor

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: doobsian nowag address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed bespoke hospital dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Boyish bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: mind-boggling theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: bronze wonderful yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz ivory forum idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: motley parlour personal credit line

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: motley parlour personal credit line

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Talking Duck-like Crotch Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Aquamarine big area

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle volcanic crater

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: motley parlour personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Trip church marketing idea

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: iridescent bat-shit-crazy digit ratio institution

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Heady red deer antler

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: iridescent bat-shit-crazy digit ratio institution

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: thirsty heaven

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Trip church marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Fragrant alpha haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle volcanic crater

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: thirsty heaven

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: pearl unholy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: high-end emerald brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: chartreuse theatre place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: 180 misunderstood hairy legs field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Opaque aromatic piazza toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Talented beta international law enforcement agency meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: marvelous useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz ivory forum idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Ruddy provocative headpube quadroon

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: pearl unholy preventive strike

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Fragrant alpha haunted graveyard

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: pearl unholy preventive strike

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Black titillating ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: hairraiser brass french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Twinkling Milk

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: thirsty heaven

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: cracking parlor ratface

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: thirsty heaven

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: narrow-minded library scourge upon the earth

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz ivory forum idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Galvanic Foreskin Puppy

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Green business firm friendly grandma

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Talking Duck-like Crotch Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Razzle Useless Gas Station

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: iridescent bat-shit-crazy digit ratio institution

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Razzle Useless Gas Station

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: iridescent bat-shit-crazy digit ratio institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Vivacious national

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: sticky azure station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fluffy home jew

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: iridescent bat-shit-crazy digit ratio institution

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fluffy home jew

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Tripping irradiated new version

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: iridescent bat-shit-crazy digit ratio institution

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: iridescent bat-shit-crazy digit ratio institution

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: iridescent bat-shit-crazy digit ratio institution

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: mewling shitlib



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: iridescent bat-shit-crazy digit ratio institution

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: doobsian nowag address



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Insanely creepy canary ape plaza



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Boyish bawdyhouse



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Splenetic nursing home

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Talking Duck-like Crotch Box Office

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Vigorous mexican

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: apoplectic cruise ship selfie

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Vigorous mexican

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy orchestra pit

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Green business firm friendly grandma



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: iridescent bat-shit-crazy digit ratio institution

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Charismatic tattoo office

Holy shit at usurping authority.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy orchestra pit

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: spectacular poppy stage



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: motley parlour personal credit line



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Author: appetizing umber church building



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: dun degenerate

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Slate really tough guy lettuce

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: disrespectful judgmental newt pervert



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: iridescent bat-shit-crazy digit ratio institution



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: thriller ruby wrinkle set



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Histrionic White Crackhouse Keepsake Machete



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: carmine curious hell weed whacker

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: painfully honest sanctuary



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Author: Laughsome Disturbing Chapel



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Histrionic White Crackhouse Keepsake Machete



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Boyish bawdyhouse

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: floppy cuckoldry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: thriller ruby wrinkle set



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Boyish bawdyhouse



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Boyish bawdyhouse



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: painfully honest sanctuary



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: painfully honest sanctuary



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: comical shimmering halford

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: painfully honest sanctuary

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Boyish bawdyhouse



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: bisexual love of her life giraffe

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: racy locus hominid



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Amethyst glittery cuck

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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: painfully honest sanctuary



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Author: lake contagious state main people



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Author: Silver vengeful menage death wish



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: painfully honest sanctuary



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: comical shimmering halford



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: racy locus hominid



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Opaque aromatic piazza toaster

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#32401153)



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Author: Pungent house wagecucks



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Author: comical shimmering halford



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Dashing masturbator

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#35228655)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Splenetic nursing home

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: yellow shrine macaca

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#35288872)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Saffron Gunner

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