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Vibrant coldplay fan office
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saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
fragrant drab stage
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I saved one life
Charismatic Smoky Striped Hyena
  04/11/26
only #2 is remotely unique
Swashbuckling Gold Den
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Where to start
Floppy impressive tank
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fragrant drab stage
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Twisted parlor
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Amethyst Temple
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lemon kitty
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bipolar big-titted point
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bat shit crazy khaki rehab regret
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Snowy Azn
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Aromatic trust fund
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Infuriating Marvelous Main People Jewess
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
Garnet excitant step-uncle's house mental disorder
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outnumbered stain
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that's kinda cool
Mentally Impaired Lavender Locale
  04/11/26
Explain?
Twisted parlor
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outnumbered stain
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Self defense?
Green violent church background story
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
fragrant drab stage
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Ricky
Garnet excitant step-uncle's house mental disorder
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bipolar big-titted point
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(Rudolph)
mustard incel knife
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I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
titillating cyan halford ape
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
spruce indirect expression
  04/16/26
Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Bearded bistre ticket booth faggot firefighter
  04/11/26
also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
Mentally Impaired Lavender Locale
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Bearded bistre ticket booth faggot firefighter
  04/11/26
those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
Mentally Impaired Lavender Locale
  04/11/26
All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Bearded bistre ticket booth faggot firefighter
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
Jade high-end business firm travel guidebook
  04/11/26
lol wow, holy shit
Mentally Impaired Lavender Locale
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
Twisted parlor
  04/11/26
Okay, I lol’d
Garnet excitant step-uncle's house mental disorder
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Cracking kitchen mediation
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misanthropic quadroon new version
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lmao
rusted boltzmann station
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sapphire windowlicker
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razzmatazz round eye giraffe
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Pale Hairraiser Stag Film Dog Poop
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frisky at-the-ready senate foreskin
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soul-stirring institution
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Infuriating Marvelous Main People Jewess
  04/15/26
180
Floppy impressive tank
  04/12/26
Pumo scum
Bearded bistre ticket booth faggot firefighter
  04/13/26
What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
bateful fighting tattoo
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
Wonderful Half-breed
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
mind-boggling bat-shit-crazy toilet seat
  04/11/26
that is brave
Charismatic Smoky Striped Hyena
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
mind-boggling bat-shit-crazy toilet seat
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I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Charismatic Smoky Striped Hyena
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
Wonderful Half-breed
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
pearly vivacious clown patrolman
  04/11/26
it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
Mentally Impaired Lavender Locale
  04/11/26
We've got time
misanthropic quadroon new version
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bipolar big-titted point
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peach messiness
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Garnet excitant step-uncle's house mental disorder
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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titillating cyan halford ape
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You should have let him know that you had recorded the conve...
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Wine bossy bawdyhouse associate
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
peach messiness
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wow
bipolar big-titted point
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vengeful navy lay shitlib
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most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a ro...
Painfully honest lascivious pozpig stead
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lol
bipolar big-titted point
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flatulent brunch
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Snowy Azn
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
Mentally Impaired Lavender Locale
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
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Pale Hairraiser Stag Film Dog Poop
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
Fiercely-loyal flushed hall
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how many
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Driven a Zamboni
rusted boltzmann station
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180 wholesome unique experience
Twisted parlor
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tyty
rusted boltzmann station
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
medicated keepsake machete
  04/14/26
Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
rusted boltzmann station
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180
Aromatic trust fund
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
Slippery Dopamine
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
sapphire windowlicker
  04/11/26
Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
Bearded bistre ticket booth faggot firefighter
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bipolar big-titted point
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indecent range wrinkle
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pearly vivacious clown patrolman
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wtf
180 field legend
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titillating cyan halford ape
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Pale Hairraiser Stag Film Dog Poop
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lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an aw...
Beady-eyed multi-billionaire property
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I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but ...
dashing weed whacker
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
racy up-to-no-good death wish cuckold
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
dashing weed whacker
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Glittery Nursing Home
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
titillating cyan halford ape
  04/12/26
I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
bat shit crazy khaki rehab regret
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Winner
Floppy impressive tank
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Amethyst Temple
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I smoked crack with him.
Ruddy heaven
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
180 field legend
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Twisted parlor
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
razzmatazz round eye giraffe
  04/12/26
Narcissist
pearly vivacious clown patrolman
  04/12/26
Coon
razzmatazz round eye giraffe
  04/12/26
Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
Coral hell
  04/12/26
It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
razzmatazz round eye giraffe
  04/12/26
You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
Coral hell
  04/12/26
?
razzmatazz round eye giraffe
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
Coral hell
  04/12/26
It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
razzmatazz round eye giraffe
  04/12/26
Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
Coral hell
  04/12/26
Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
razzmatazz round eye giraffe
  04/12/26
Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
Coral hell
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
Bonkers turquoise spot
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
Coral hell
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Where did you go,bro?
razzmatazz round eye giraffe
  04/15/26
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
Coral hell
  04/17/26
ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
demanding exhilarant crotch hospital
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outnumbered stain
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
Cordovan sneaky criminal
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razzmatazz round eye giraffe
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
frisky at-the-ready senate foreskin
  04/12/26
We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
Cordovan sneaky criminal
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
Stirring hissy fit
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
Cordovan sneaky criminal
  04/13/26
how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
Slippery Dopamine
  04/15/26
what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
bipolar big-titted point
  04/12/26
She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
Cordovan sneaky criminal
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
pungent ladyboy fanboi
  04/13/26
many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
Abnormal french dilemma
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
Cordovan sneaky criminal
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
Abnormal french dilemma
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bipolar big-titted point
  04/13/26
No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
Cordovan sneaky criminal
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Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
Stirring hissy fit
  04/13/26
you're 60?
White talking puppy site
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bipolar big-titted point
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
razzle-dazzle native fat ankles
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
peach messiness
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
dashing weed whacker
  04/12/26
Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
razzle-dazzle native fat ankles
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
White talking puppy site
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
dashing weed whacker
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
White talking puppy site
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
frisky at-the-ready senate foreskin
  04/12/26
180
flatulent brunch
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
amber liquid oxygen
  04/12/26
180!
flatulent brunch
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
Bonkers turquoise spot
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
frisky at-the-ready senate foreskin
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
bipolar big-titted point
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
racy up-to-no-good death wish cuckold
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
bipolar big-titted point
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
racy up-to-no-good death wish cuckold
  04/14/26
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bipolar big-titted point
  04/14/26
Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
maniacal citrine boistinker
  04/12/26
I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
racy up-to-no-good death wish cuckold
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
Twisted parlor
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
Abnormal french dilemma
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
Carnelian public bath
  04/13/26
Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
ocher fear-inspiring box office
  04/13/26
my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
White talking puppy site
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
Abnormal french dilemma
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maniacal citrine boistinker
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...
White talking puppy site
  04/14/26
I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
Slippery Dopamine
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
Irradiated salmon trump supporter menage
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
hateful aphrodisiac meetinghouse
  04/13/26
Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
Cracking kitchen mediation
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
adventurous primrose stage depressive
  04/13/26
ouch
bipolar big-titted point
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
adventurous primrose stage depressive
  04/13/26
your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
bipolar big-titted point
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
adventurous primrose stage depressive
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
bipolar big-titted point
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
sapphire windowlicker
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
Snowy Azn
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
adventurous primrose stage depressive
  04/14/26
180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
sapphire windowlicker
  04/15/26
not me
adventurous primrose stage depressive
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adventurous primrose stage depressive
  04/14/26
genuine lol
scarlet school cafeteria
  04/13/26
...
sapphire windowlicker
  04/14/26
180
Stirring hissy fit
  04/14/26
180
racy up-to-no-good death wish cuckold
  04/14/26
A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
supple impertinent theatre macaca
  04/16/26
My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Glittery Nursing Home
  04/17/26
FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
buff circlehead
  04/13/26
180
flatulent brunch
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buff circlehead
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...
flatulent brunch
  04/17/26
JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
awkward location love of her life
  04/15/26
😎
buff circlehead
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...
flatulent brunch
  04/17/26
Reenacted “Tubgirl”
Thriller Vermilion Telephone
  04/13/26
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splenetic sooty headpube
  04/15/26
As the director or the, uh, talent?
Chest-beating market therapy
  04/15/26
posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
histrionic people who are hurt
  04/14/26
Four Saudi guys separately in one day
honey-headed disrespectful state
  04/14/26
Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
sapphire windowlicker
  04/14/26
Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
frisky at-the-ready senate foreskin
  04/14/26
No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
sapphire windowlicker
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
scarlet school cafeteria
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
sapphire windowlicker
  04/15/26
unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
scarlet school cafeteria
  04/15/26
I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
sapphire windowlicker
  04/15/26
it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
scarlet school cafeteria
  04/15/26
I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
sapphire windowlicker
  04/15/26
Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
Twisted parlor
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Abnormal french dilemma
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
autistic library
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
Infuriating Marvelous Main People Jewess
  04/15/26
excited?
bipolar big-titted point
  04/15/26
Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
autistic library
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
bipolar big-titted point
  04/15/26
Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
autistic library
  04/15/26
...
bipolar big-titted point
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...
fragrant drab stage
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
frisky at-the-ready senate foreskin
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
autistic library
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
frisky at-the-ready senate foreskin
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
fragrant drab stage
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
autistic library
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
fragrant drab stage
  04/16/26
The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
frisky at-the-ready senate foreskin
  04/17/26
- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Infuriating Marvelous Main People Jewess
  04/15/26
...
bipolar big-titted point
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flatulent brunch
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
Slippery Dopamine
  04/15/26
Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
big athletic conference
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titillating cyan halford ape
  04/16/26
i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
odious parlour reading party
  04/16/26
how'd you get away
bipolar big-titted point
  04/17/26
Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
Green violent church background story
  04/16/26
Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
diverse pisswyrm
  04/17/26
...
flatulent brunch
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
disturbing pea-brained garrison cuckoldry
  04/17/26
climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
pearly vivacious clown patrolman
  04/17/26
I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Electric forum black woman
  04/17/26
Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Electric forum black woman
  04/17/26
fkk it's too outable to say
Henna multi-colored affirmative action gas station
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peach messiness
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...
llm (lab lives matter) friend tp
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( ''.'')
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done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
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Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
SickoMode
  04/28/26
I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet. - ...
oomox
  04/28/26


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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Vibrant coldplay fan office



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: fragrant drab stage

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Charismatic Smoky Striped Hyena

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Gold Den

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Floppy impressive tank

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: fragrant drab stage



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: Amethyst Temple



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: frisky at-the-ready senate foreskin



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: lemon kitty



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted point



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: bat shit crazy khaki rehab regret



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Snowy Azn



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818407)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: Infuriating Marvelous Main People Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Garnet excitant step-uncle's house mental disorder

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: outnumbered stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Lavender Locale

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Twisted parlor

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: outnumbered stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Green violent church background story

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: fragrant drab stage

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Garnet excitant step-uncle's house mental disorder

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted point

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: mustard incel knife

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: titillating cyan halford ape

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: spruce indirect expression

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Bearded bistre ticket booth faggot firefighter

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Lavender Locale

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Bearded bistre ticket booth faggot firefighter

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Lavender Locale

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Bearded bistre ticket booth faggot firefighter

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Jade high-end business firm travel guidebook

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Lavender Locale

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Twisted parlor

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Garnet excitant step-uncle's house mental disorder

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Cracking kitchen mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: misanthropic quadroon new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: rusted boltzmann station

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: sapphire windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: razzmatazz round eye giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: Pale Hairraiser Stag Film Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: frisky at-the-ready senate foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Infuriating Marvelous Main People Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Floppy impressive tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Bearded bistre ticket booth faggot firefighter

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: bateful fighting tattoo

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Wonderful Half-breed

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling bat-shit-crazy toilet seat

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Charismatic Smoky Striped Hyena

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling bat-shit-crazy toilet seat

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Charismatic Smoky Striped Hyena

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Wonderful Half-breed

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: pearly vivacious clown patrolman

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Lavender Locale

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: misanthropic quadroon new version

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: peach messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Garnet excitant step-uncle's house mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Lavender Locale

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: titillating cyan halford ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Bearded bistre ticket booth faggot firefighter

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Pale Hairraiser Stag Film Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: Wine bossy bawdyhouse associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: peach messiness

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: bipolar big-titted point

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: vengeful navy lay shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Painfully honest lascivious pozpig stead

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted point

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: flatulent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Snowy Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Lavender Locale

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Lavender Locale

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Pale Hairraiser Stag Film Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal flushed hall

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: rusted boltzmann station

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Twisted parlor

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: rusted boltzmann station

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: medicated keepsake machete

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: rusted boltzmann station

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Aromatic trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Slippery Dopamine

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: sapphire windowlicker

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Bearded bistre ticket booth faggot firefighter

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: bipolar big-titted point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: indecent range wrinkle

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: pearly vivacious clown patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: 180 field legend

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: titillating cyan halford ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Pale Hairraiser Stag Film Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: Beady-eyed multi-billionaire property

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: dashing weed whacker

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: racy up-to-no-good death wish cuckold

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: dashing weed whacker

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Glittery Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: titillating cyan halford ape

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: bat shit crazy khaki rehab regret

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Floppy impressive tank

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Amethyst Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Ruddy heaven

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: 180 field legend

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Twisted parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: razzmatazz round eye giraffe

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: pearly vivacious clown patrolman

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: razzmatazz round eye giraffe

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Coral hell

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: razzmatazz round eye giraffe

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: Coral hell

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: razzmatazz round eye giraffe

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Coral hell

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz round eye giraffe

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Coral hell

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: razzmatazz round eye giraffe

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Coral hell

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Bonkers turquoise spot

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Coral hell

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz round eye giraffe

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Coral hell

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: demanding exhilarant crotch hospital

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: outnumbered stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Cordovan sneaky criminal

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: razzmatazz round eye giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: frisky at-the-ready senate foreskin

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Cordovan sneaky criminal

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Stirring hissy fit

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Cordovan sneaky criminal

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Slippery Dopamine

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: bipolar big-titted point

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Cordovan sneaky criminal

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: pungent ladyboy fanboi

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Abnormal french dilemma

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Cordovan sneaky criminal

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Abnormal french dilemma

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted point

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Cordovan sneaky criminal

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Stirring hissy fit

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: White talking puppy site

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle native fat ankles

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: peach messiness

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: dashing weed whacker

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle native fat ankles

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: White talking puppy site

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: dashing weed whacker

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: White talking puppy site

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: frisky at-the-ready senate foreskin

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: flatulent brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: amber liquid oxygen

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: flatulent brunch

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Bonkers turquoise spot

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: frisky at-the-ready senate foreskin

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted point

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: racy up-to-no-good death wish cuckold

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted point

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: racy up-to-no-good death wish cuckold

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: maniacal citrine boistinker

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: racy up-to-no-good death wish cuckold

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Twisted parlor

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Abnormal french dilemma

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Carnelian public bath

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: ocher fear-inspiring box office

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: White talking puppy site

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Abnormal french dilemma

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: maniacal citrine boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: White talking puppy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Slippery Dopamine

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Irradiated salmon trump supporter menage

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: hateful aphrodisiac meetinghouse

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Cracking kitchen mediation

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: adventurous primrose stage depressive

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted point

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: adventurous primrose stage depressive

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted point

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: adventurous primrose stage depressive

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: bipolar big-titted point

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: sapphire windowlicker

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Snowy Azn

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: adventurous primrose stage depressive

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: sapphire windowlicker

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: adventurous primrose stage depressive

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: adventurous primrose stage depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: scarlet school cafeteria

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: sapphire windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Stirring hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: racy up-to-no-good death wish cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: supple impertinent theatre macaca

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Glittery Nursing Home

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: buff circlehead

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: flatulent brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: buff circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: flatulent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: awkward location love of her life

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: buff circlehead

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: flatulent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Thriller Vermilion Telephone

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: splenetic sooty headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Chest-beating market therapy

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: histrionic people who are hurt

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: honey-headed disrespectful state

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: sapphire windowlicker

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: frisky at-the-ready senate foreskin

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: sapphire windowlicker

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: scarlet school cafeteria

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: sapphire windowlicker

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: scarlet school cafeteria

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: sapphire windowlicker

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: scarlet school cafeteria

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: sapphire windowlicker

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Twisted parlor

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Abnormal french dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: autistic library

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Infuriating Marvelous Main People Jewess

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: bipolar big-titted point

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: autistic library

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted point

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: autistic library

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: bipolar big-titted point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: fragrant drab stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: frisky at-the-ready senate foreskin

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: autistic library

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: frisky at-the-ready senate foreskin

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: fragrant drab stage

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: autistic library

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: fragrant drab stage

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: frisky at-the-ready senate foreskin

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Infuriating Marvelous Main People Jewess

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: flatulent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Slippery Dopamine

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: big athletic conference

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: titillating cyan halford ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: odious parlour reading party

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted point

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Green violent church background story

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: diverse pisswyrm

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: flatulent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: disturbing pea-brained garrison cuckoldry

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: pearly vivacious clown patrolman

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Electric forum black woman

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Electric forum black woman

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Henna multi-colored affirmative action gas station

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: peach messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ( ''.'') (ballrooms-r-us)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: SickoMode

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: oomox

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49849598)