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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
tell me
indigo diverse shitlib gas station
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
lol tyft
charcoal floppy abode
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Lime hall
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
light lascivious puppy
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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  05/12/15
so underrated
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alcoholic masturbator
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
cracking infuriating place of business kitty
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
laughsome crusty location
  08/14/13
lmao
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
cracking infuriating place of business kitty
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Ruby space roommate
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charcoal floppy abode
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Autistic brindle locus psychic
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
rofl
indigo diverse shitlib gas station
  08/14/13
180
flatulent titillating pervert set
  08/14/13
rofl
Costumed adventurous school cafeteria
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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charcoal floppy abode
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godawful cerise plaza digit ratio
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
laughsome crusty location
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
godawful cerise plaza digit ratio
  08/14/13
best of thread
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
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Shivering boistinker trust fund
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
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  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
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charcoal floppy abode
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
cocky office patrolman
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charcoal floppy abode
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
charcoal floppy abode
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Arousing saffron really tough guy property
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Pizzas are not whores.
laughsome crusty location
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Supple drunken associate
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180
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cocky office patrolman
  08/17/13
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talented business firm
  01/19/16
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sapphire aphrodisiac stag film lettuce
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Supple drunken associate
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Deep Copper Newt Milk
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Deep Copper Newt Milk
  08/14/13
lol
180 topaz lay blood rage
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
godawful cerise plaza digit ratio
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
appetizing dopamine
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Deep Copper Newt Milk
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
godawful cerise plaza digit ratio
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Cerebral senate ladyboy
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Deep Copper Newt Milk
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Deep Copper Newt Milk
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Magenta private investor laser beams
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Aromatic new version
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Autistic brindle locus psychic
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Autistic brindle locus psychic
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
appetizing dopamine
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
flatulent titillating pervert set
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Tan crackhouse azn
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Deep Copper Newt Milk
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Aromatic new version
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Magenta private investor laser beams
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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  08/14/13
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Aromatic new version
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Aromatic new version
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Aromatic new version
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
appetizing dopamine
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Aromatic new version
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Aromatic new version
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Aromatic new version
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
charcoal floppy abode
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
charcoal floppy abode
  08/14/13
whatever
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Demanding razzmatazz temple messiness
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Deep Copper Newt Milk
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
godawful cerise plaza digit ratio
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
lol
azure marvelous church building trump supporter
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
180
flatulent titillating pervert set
  08/14/13
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White tripping home
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
godawful cerise plaza digit ratio
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Turquoise slimy forum mother
  08/14/13
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Turquoise slimy forum mother
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
flatulent titillating pervert set
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
flatulent titillating pervert set
  08/14/13
lol tyft
charcoal floppy abode
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
charcoal floppy abode
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
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Dull abnormal brunch juggernaut
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
azure marvelous church building trump supporter
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Lemon vivacious ceo principal's office
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Amethyst Corn Cake Institution
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
flatulent titillating pervert set
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
flatulent titillating pervert set
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Deep Copper Newt Milk
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
flatulent titillating pervert set
  08/14/13
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citrine gunner
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
lmao
charcoal floppy abode
  08/14/13
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concupiscible smoky step-uncle's house turdskin
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Hairraiser poppy doctorate gay wizard
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Violent nibblets multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
cocky office patrolman
  08/14/13
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Turquoise slimy forum mother
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
Pics?
big school telephone
  08/14/13
link?
Plum national
  08/17/13
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indigo diverse shitlib gas station
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Know-it-all Kitchen
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Stirring orchestra pit knife
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Deep Copper Newt Milk
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Razzle-dazzle bat shit crazy fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Crimson overrated partner tattoo
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Crimson overrated partner tattoo
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Crimson overrated partner tattoo
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
appetizing dopamine
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Soul-stirring love of her life
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Crimson overrated partner tattoo
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Pontificating Passionate Hospital Mad Cow Disease
  08/14/13
Underrated
citrine gunner
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  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Soul-stirring love of her life
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Pontificating Passionate Hospital Mad Cow Disease
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
histrionic frozen sex offender
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Deep Copper Newt Milk
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
zippy yellow corner
  08/14/13
lol
Wonderful public bath
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
zippy yellow corner
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Wonderful public bath
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
zippy yellow corner
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Soul-stirring love of her life
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
fantasy-prone bipolar locale
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Magenta private investor laser beams
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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  08/14/13
180
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lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Wonderful public bath
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Massive Green Rehab
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Wonderful public bath
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Arrogant Filthpig Cuckoldry
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180
Crimson overrated partner tattoo
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Pontificating Passionate Hospital Mad Cow Disease
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Razzle-dazzle bat shit crazy fortuitous meteor
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burgundy razzle round eye twinkling uncleanness
  09/11/13
Lmao
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  06/07/17
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violet church selfie
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Jet Rigpig Base
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Arrogant Filthpig Cuckoldry
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
Crimson overrated partner tattoo
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Twisted beady-eyed keepsake machete ticket booth
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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180
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  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Provocative primrose native gaming laptop
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
racy out-of-control parlour sneaky criminal
  08/17/13
poignant
ebony bearded den
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Buff area quadroon
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Arrogant Filthpig Cuckoldry
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
burgundy razzle round eye twinkling uncleanness
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Electric olive range elastic band
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
histrionic frozen sex offender
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
light lascivious puppy
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
grizzly address community account
  12/28/13
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Zombie-like library
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Aquamarine cuckold legend
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
irradiated depressive
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
big-titted boiling water
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talented business firm
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
brilliant police squad
  05/12/15
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swashbuckling ungodly chapel
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Massive Green Rehab
  10/25/17
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Plum national
  11/29/15
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Plum national
  12/23/15
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talented business firm
  01/05/16
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Plum national
  03/13/16
I want pizza
spectacular scourge upon the earth
  06/07/17
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swashbuckling ungodly chapel
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cocky office patrolman
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
fluffy ratface piazza
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
iridescent legal warrant half-breed
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
fluffy ratface piazza
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Plum national
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: indigo diverse shitlib gas station

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: charcoal floppy abode

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Lime hall

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: light lascivious puppy

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: talented business firm

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: odious peach theater stage old irish cottage



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored bright codepig

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: galvanic gold spot jap



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: rough-skinned dashing trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Shivering boistinker trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: alcoholic masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: violet church selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Mint wrinkle heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: alcoholic masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: cracking infuriating place of business kitty

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: laughsome crusty location

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: indigo diverse shitlib gas station

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Plum national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Shivering boistinker trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: cracking infuriating place of business kitty

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Ruby space roommate

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: charcoal floppy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Autistic brindle locus psychic

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: indigo diverse shitlib gas station

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: flatulent titillating pervert set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Costumed adventurous school cafeteria

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Maroon mind-boggling organic girlfriend

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Wonderful public bath

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Massive Green Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: galvanic gold spot jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: chartreuse awkward volcanic crater casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: rough-skinned dashing trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: violet church selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: godawful cerise plaza digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: charcoal floppy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: godawful cerise plaza digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: laughsome crusty location

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: godawful cerise plaza digit ratio

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Deep Copper Newt Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Shivering boistinker trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Shivering boistinker trust fund

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: charcoal floppy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: charcoal floppy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: charcoal floppy abode

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Arousing saffron really tough guy property

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: laughsome crusty location

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Supple drunken associate

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: indigo diverse shitlib gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: azure marvelous church building trump supporter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: cobalt heady indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Massive Green Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: talented business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: sapphire aphrodisiac stag film lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Supple drunken associate

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Deep Copper Newt Milk

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Deep Copper Newt Milk

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: 180 topaz lay blood rage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: godawful cerise plaza digit ratio

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Deep Copper Newt Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: brilliant police squad

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: trip karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: godawful cerise plaza digit ratio

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Cerebral senate ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Deep Copper Newt Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Electric olive range elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Electric olive range elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: chartreuse awkward volcanic crater casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Deep Copper Newt Milk

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Deep Copper Newt Milk

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Magenta private investor laser beams

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Aromatic new version

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Autistic brindle locus psychic

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Autistic brindle locus psychic

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: flatulent titillating pervert set

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Tan crackhouse azn

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Garnet french liquid oxygen

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Deep Copper Newt Milk

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Aromatic new version

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Magenta private investor laser beams

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: concupiscible smoky step-uncle's house turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Aromatic new version

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Aromatic new version

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Aromatic new version

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Aromatic new version

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Aromatic new version

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Aromatic new version

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: charcoal floppy abode

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: charcoal floppy abode

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Demanding razzmatazz temple messiness

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Deep Copper Newt Milk

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: godawful cerise plaza digit ratio

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: azure marvelous church building trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: flatulent titillating pervert set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: White tripping home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: godawful cerise plaza digit ratio

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Turquoise slimy forum mother

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Turquoise slimy forum mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: flatulent titillating pervert set

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: flatulent titillating pervert set

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: charcoal floppy abode

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: charcoal floppy abode

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Dull abnormal brunch juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: azure marvelous church building trump supporter

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Lemon vivacious ceo principal's office

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Amethyst Corn Cake Institution

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: flatulent titillating pervert set

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: flatulent titillating pervert set

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Deep Copper Newt Milk

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: flatulent titillating pervert set

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: citrine gunner

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: charcoal floppy abode

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: concupiscible smoky step-uncle's house turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Hairraiser poppy doctorate gay wizard

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Violent nibblets multi-billionaire

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: cocky office patrolman

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Turquoise slimy forum mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: big school telephone

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Plum national

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: indigo diverse shitlib gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Know-it-all Kitchen

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Stirring orchestra pit knife

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Deep Copper Newt Milk

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bat shit crazy fortuitous meteor

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Crimson overrated partner tattoo

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Crimson overrated partner tattoo

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Crimson overrated partner tattoo

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring love of her life

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Crimson overrated partner tattoo

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Pontificating Passionate Hospital Mad Cow Disease

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: citrine gunner

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: galvanic gold spot jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring love of her life

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Pontificating Passionate Hospital Mad Cow Disease

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: histrionic frozen sex offender

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Deep Copper Newt Milk

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: zippy yellow corner

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Wonderful public bath

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: zippy yellow corner

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Wonderful public bath

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: zippy yellow corner

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Soul-stirring love of her life

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: fantasy-prone bipolar locale

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Magenta private investor laser beams

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: vibrant jet-lagged university

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: lake lodge famous landscape painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Wonderful public bath

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Massive Green Rehab

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Wonderful public bath

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Arrogant Filthpig Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: cheese-eating pozpig gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Crimson overrated partner tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Pontificating Passionate Hospital Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bat shit crazy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: burgundy razzle round eye twinkling uncleanness



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Motley International Law Enforcement Agency

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Jet Rigpig Base

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Arrogant Filthpig Cuckoldry

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: avocado menage genital piercing

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Crimson overrated partner tattoo

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Twisted beady-eyed keepsake machete ticket booth



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Chest-beating exciting internal respiration dragon

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: pink death wish

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: racy out-of-control parlour sneaky criminal

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: ebony bearded den

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Buff area quadroon

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Arrogant Filthpig Cuckoldry



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: burgundy razzle round eye twinkling uncleanness

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Electric olive range elastic band

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: histrionic frozen sex offender

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: light lascivious puppy

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: grizzly address community account

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Zombie-like library



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Aquamarine cuckold legend

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: irradiated depressive

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: big-titted boiling water

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: talented business firm



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: brilliant police squad

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling ungodly chapel



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Massive Green Rehab



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Plum national



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Plum national



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: talented business firm



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Plum national



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: spectacular scourge upon the earth

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling ungodly chapel



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: cocky office patrolman



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: fluffy ratface piazza

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: iridescent legal warrant half-breed

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: fluffy ratface piazza

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Plum national



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