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Date: April 9th, 2026 6:41 PM Author: Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid They’re extremely real and everyone says the exact same things about them
Short Big eyes Demons Ships have no moving parts and move really quickly in bursts Communicate telepathically
Somehow they don’t kill us. Sometimes I step on bugs for No Reason. Aliens never do that to us.
Btw they mutilate cattle bc their digestive enzymes help them digest food.
Aliens are as real to me as anything else that’s basically real but a bit sketchy like Antarctica or 3DO. |
Date: April 9th, 2026 6:43 PM Author: tripping razzmatazz temple they Abduct men and Probe them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807318) |
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Date: April 9th, 2026 6:44 PM Author: 180 Insanely Creepy Hospital Yes, goy, aliens are in charge and probably noticed you because you are special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807323) |
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Date: April 9th, 2026 6:47 PM Author: Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid Nah I’m Jewish and aliens are crazy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807328) |
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Date: April 9th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: 180 Insanely Creepy Hospital Sure thing, meshumad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807339) |
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Date: April 9th, 2026 6:48 PM Author: Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid You ever watch those UFO documentaries and it’s just boring stories about seeing lights
Then you go on YouTube and John Lear son of the Lear jet Engineer is dropping truth bombs in 1990 but it’s a limited hangout but holy shit |
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Date: April 9th, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid also that alien autopsy video is basically real. like wtf it's real. who is going to make a Fake Alien for a fox special that airs one time and is forgotten? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807600) |
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Date: April 9th, 2026 8:51 PM Author: High-end location No bueno (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807605) |
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Date: April 9th, 2026 8:52 PM Author: obsidian bbw shut up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807606) |
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Date: April 9th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: High-end location You eat dog jizz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807607) |
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Date: April 9th, 2026 8:56 PM Author: obsidian bbw go bury your father you retarded ape you already spent the nickel these scam artists gave you for killing him on drugs and alcohol but i can smell his corpse still from leagues away |
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Date: April 9th, 2026 9:30 PM Author: greedy charcoal gas station tank Fuck yeah they're real. I met one named Paco. He followed me to my car at Lowe's. Offered to trim my trees for $40 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807697) |
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Date: April 9th, 2026 9:34 PM Author: Dun crotch They're ultraterrestrials. I recommend reading John Keel's The Mothman Prophecies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807706) |
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Date: April 9th, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Hilarious soggy toilet seat hunting ground yes jews will always be aliens in majority nations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807714) |
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Date: April 9th, 2026 11:05 PM Author: Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807899) |
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Date: April 9th, 2026 11:07 PM Author: Cerebral startling potus area every bitch boi who poasts here makes this clear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807901) |
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Date: April 9th, 2026 11:07 PM Author: Swashbuckling Partner doubtful unless ur referring to jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807902) |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:13 AM Author: costumed carnelian goal in life You forgot VERY sneaky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807986) |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:14 AM Author: Jet unholy community account station what are your conclusions on the tic-tac incident? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807987) |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:31 AM Author: Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid I honestly don’t even know what I’m watching other than it moved fast and it went underwater. The visual on that doesn’t tell me anything.
It came from the government so it could be fake just like everything they put out.
If it’s real it’s the aliens. The aliens are real anyway. You can’t explain how cows get mutilated all the time. Also all the alien sightings are basically all the same.
Of course none of it makes sense. Why do they crash so often? Why are they Short? Haven’t they heard of Hypergamy? And why would the military that can’t stop 9/11 have such a handle on them? Our best possible military hardware and tactics wouldn’t bring down alien TIME TRAVELER DEMONS from 500,000,000k AD |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 4:35 PM Author: Jet unholy community account station It seems unlikely that Aces was just making it up or exaggerating. If true, the beings were likely conducting some kind of test on the ocean / atmosphere. This is why it’s so important to have a Space Force and have reliable monitoring of potential threats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49809182) |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:15 AM Author: Infuriating exhilarant library Real talk - Not possible, nearest star systems are too far. I’m sure there are aliens in the universe since there’s like trillions of galaxies but they haven’t visited Earth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807988) |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:33 AM Author: Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid What a stupid post. I don’t even care where they’re “from.” They’re probably from under Antarctica or something. Also they could just travel through time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49808019) |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:23 AM Author: lascivious kitty there’s nothing else out there really. humans are the apex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49808004) |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:34 AM Author: Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid The aliens mutilate cows and are Short. You sound Tall. You don’t want to look at Short beings from the future bc you’re like “but what becomes of my kind 😔 “ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49808023) |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: fluffy juggernaut dilemma aliens are like electric eels that send out weird pulses that mess with your visual cortex and give you blurred vision so you cant see them. They also smell like sulfur. They are grey bcs they hide during day and only come out at night between 3:30 and 4:45 AM. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49809253) |