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Aliens are real af

They’re extremely real and everyone says the exact sam...
Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid
  04/09/26
they Abduct men and Probe them
tripping razzmatazz temple
  04/09/26
Yes, goy, aliens are in charge and probably noticed you beca...
180 Insanely Creepy Hospital
  04/09/26
Nah I’m Jewish and aliens are crazy
Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid
  04/09/26
Sure thing, meshumad
180 Insanely Creepy Hospital
  04/09/26
You ever watch those UFO documentaries and it’s just b...
Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid
  04/09/26
also that alien autopsy video is basically real. like wtf it...
Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid
  04/09/26
No bueno
High-end location
  04/09/26
shut up
obsidian bbw
  04/09/26
You eat dog jizz
High-end location
  04/09/26
go bury your father you retarded ape you already spent the ...
obsidian bbw
  04/09/26
Fuck yeah they're real. I met one named Paco. He followed me...
greedy charcoal gas station tank
  04/09/26
They're ultraterrestrials. I recommend reading John Keel's T...
Dun crotch
  04/09/26
yes jews will always be aliens in majority nations
Hilarious soggy toilet seat hunting ground
  04/09/26
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Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid
  04/09/26
every bitch boi who poasts here makes this clear
Cerebral startling potus area
  04/09/26
doubtful unless ur referring to jews
Swashbuckling Partner
  04/09/26
You forgot VERY sneaky
costumed carnelian goal in life
  04/10/26
what are your conclusions on the tic-tac incident?
Jet unholy community account station
  04/10/26
I honestly don’t even know what I’m watching oth...
Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid
  04/10/26
It seems unlikely that Aces was just making it up or exagger...
Jet unholy community account station
  04/10/26
Real talk - Not possible, nearest star systems are too far. ...
Infuriating exhilarant library
  04/10/26
What a stupid post. I don’t even care where they&rsquo...
Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid
  04/10/26
there’s nothing else out there really. humans are the...
lascivious kitty
  04/10/26
The aliens mutilate cows and are Short. You sound Tall. You ...
Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid
  04/10/26
aliens are like electric eels that send out weird pulses tha...
fluffy juggernaut dilemma
  04/10/26


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Date: April 9th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid

They’re extremely real and everyone says the exact same things about them

Short

Big eyes

Demons

Ships have no moving parts and move really quickly in bursts

Communicate telepathically

Somehow they don’t kill us. Sometimes I step on bugs for No Reason. Aliens never do that to us.

Btw they mutilate cattle bc their digestive enzymes help them digest food.

Aliens are as real to me as anything else that’s basically real but a bit sketchy like Antarctica or 3DO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807316)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: tripping razzmatazz temple

they Abduct men and Probe them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807318)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: 180 Insanely Creepy Hospital

Yes, goy, aliens are in charge and probably noticed you because you are special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807323)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid

Nah I’m Jewish and aliens are crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807328)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: 180 Insanely Creepy Hospital

Sure thing, meshumad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807339)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid

You ever watch those UFO documentaries and it’s just boring stories about seeing lights

Then you go on YouTube and John Lear son of the Lear jet Engineer is dropping truth bombs in 1990 but it’s a limited hangout but holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807331)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid

also that alien autopsy video is basically real. like wtf it's real. who is going to make a Fake Alien for a fox special that airs one time and is forgotten?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807600)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: High-end location

No bueno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807605)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: obsidian bbw

shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807606)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: High-end location

You eat dog jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807607)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: obsidian bbw

go bury your father you retarded ape

you already spent the nickel these scam artists gave you for killing him on drugs and alcohol but i can smell his corpse still from leagues away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807615)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: greedy charcoal gas station tank

Fuck yeah they're real. I met one named Paco. He followed me to my car at Lowe's. Offered to trim my trees for $40

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807697)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Dun crotch

They're ultraterrestrials. I recommend reading John Keel's The Mothman Prophecies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807706)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hilarious soggy toilet seat hunting ground

yes jews will always be aliens in majority nations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807714)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807899)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 11:07 PM
Author: Cerebral startling potus area

every bitch boi who poasts here makes this clear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807901)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 11:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Partner

doubtful unless ur referring to jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807902)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: costumed carnelian goal in life

You forgot VERY sneaky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807986)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Jet unholy community account station

what are your conclusions on the tic-tac incident?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807987)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid

I honestly don’t even know what I’m watching other than it moved fast and it went underwater. The visual on that doesn’t tell me anything.

It came from the government so it could be fake just like everything they put out.

If it’s real it’s the aliens. The aliens are real anyway. You can’t explain how cows get mutilated all the time. Also all the alien sightings are basically all the same.

Of course none of it makes sense. Why do they crash so often? Why are they Short? Haven’t they heard of Hypergamy? And why would the military that can’t stop 9/11 have such a handle on them? Our best possible military hardware and tactics wouldn’t bring down alien TIME TRAVELER DEMONS from 500,000,000k AD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49808015)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Jet unholy community account station

It seems unlikely that Aces was just making it up or exaggerating. If true, the beings were likely conducting some kind of test on the ocean / atmosphere. This is why it’s so important to have a Space Force and have reliable monitoring of potential threats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49809182)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:15 AM
Author: Infuriating exhilarant library

Real talk - Not possible, nearest star systems are too far. I’m sure there are aliens in the universe since there’s like trillions of galaxies but they haven’t visited Earth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49807988)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid

What a stupid post. I don’t even care where they’re “from.” They’re probably from under Antarctica or something. Also they could just travel through time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49808019)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: lascivious kitty

there’s nothing else out there really. humans are the apex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49808004)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:34 AM
Author: Naked effete step-uncle's house hominid

The aliens mutilate cows and are Short. You sound Tall. You don’t want to look at Short beings from the future bc you’re like “but what becomes of my kind 😔 “

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49808023)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: fluffy juggernaut dilemma

aliens are like electric eels that send out weird pulses that mess with your visual cortex and give you blurred vision so you cant see them. They also smell like sulfur. They are grey bcs they hide during day and only come out at night between 3:30 and 4:45 AM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855520&forum_id=2...#49809253)