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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Supple useless tank tanning salon
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Vivacious umber pervert
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Supple useless tank tanning salon
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Vivacious umber pervert
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
passionate gas station factory reset button
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
passionate gas station factory reset button
  09/10/24
Same
fluffy federal parlour
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
passionate gas station factory reset button
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Supple useless tank tanning salon
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
passionate gas station factory reset button
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
Supple useless tank tanning salon
  09/10/24
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Vivacious umber pervert
  09/10/24
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metal lavender sanctuary
  09/10/24
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Walnut digit ratio half-breed
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Vivacious umber pervert
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Godawful Fishy Headpube Address
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Motley tantric rehab
  09/10/24
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Supple useless tank tanning salon
  09/10/24
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wine glittery nursing home new version
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
passionate gas station factory reset button
  09/10/24
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mauve splenetic kitty
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
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Comical principal's office antidepressant drug
  10/07/24
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Comical principal's office antidepressant drug
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Vengeful Harsh Library
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Supple useless tank tanning salon
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Aromatic pea-brained school
  11/26/24
1800000
Fighting Resort Roommate
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Supple useless tank tanning salon

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Vivacious umber pervert

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Supple useless tank tanning salon

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Vivacious umber pervert

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: passionate gas station factory reset button

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: passionate gas station factory reset button

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: fluffy federal parlour

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: passionate gas station factory reset button

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Supple useless tank tanning salon

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: passionate gas station factory reset button

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Supple useless tank tanning salon

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Vivacious umber pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: metal lavender sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Walnut digit ratio half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Vivacious umber pervert

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Godawful Fishy Headpube Address

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Motley tantric rehab

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Supple useless tank tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: wine glittery nursing home new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: passionate gas station factory reset button

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: mauve splenetic kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Comical principal's office antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Comical principal's office antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Vengeful Harsh Library

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Supple useless tank tanning salon

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Aromatic pea-brained school

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Fighting Resort Roommate

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#49736580)