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If you had a last name like Anus would you change it

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or may...
bistre deranged skinny woman
  03/20/26
yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when th...
razzle wrinkle dopamine
  03/20/26
would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or so...
bistre deranged skinny woman
  03/20/26
probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. j...
razzle wrinkle dopamine
  03/20/26
yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestig...
Cracking faggotry
  03/20/26
Cox -> Coxglorious
Diverse sapphire filthpig boistinker
  03/21/26
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Cracking faggotry
  03/21/26
Anushammer. Excellent work.
aquamarine vigorous pit
  03/21/26
Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away
Cracking faggotry
  03/21/26
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Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/29/26
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Swashbuckling Crawly Candlestick Maker
  03/23/26
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Kenneth Play
  03/23/26
i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced l...
motley business firm milk
  03/20/26
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razzle wrinkle dopamine
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bistre deranged skinny woman
  03/20/26
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Cracking faggotry
  03/21/26
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Trust If Aryan
  03/29/26
*phil leotardo clutching fist*
misanthropic affirmative action space
  03/20/26
some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago
Maniacal dilemma
  03/20/26
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Maniacal dilemma
  03/20/26
not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt
coiffed circlehead
  03/21/26
Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Am...
Infuriating Dun Garrison Ceo
  03/21/26
I would change it to Anoop.
Nubile flickering national
  03/21/26
I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “A...
Stirring Cream Location
  03/21/26
wow
bistre deranged skinny woman
  03/22/26
"Anal Sheik"
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/27/26
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg
Up-to-no-good charismatic resort reading party
  03/21/26
I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colon...
Lemon hominid abode
  03/22/26
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Cracking faggotry
  03/23/26
Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually
deep genital piercing
  03/22/26
Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus https://www.eyeonesg.com/...
Cerebral turquoise chapel
  03/23/26
Dick assmus!
I'm literally Will Hunting btw
  03/27/26
One out of a million men with such a name would go on to con...
Bateful stead
  03/23/26
life ain't easy for a boy named sue
Kenneth Play
  03/27/26
Julian Nowag https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julia...
Swashbuckling Crawly Candlestick Maker
  03/23/26
lol
bistre deranged skinny woman
  03/23/26
Chew Shit Fun https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Sh...
and then one day, for no reason at all
  03/27/26
scholarly My current research examines the effects of ele...
Kenneth Play
  03/29/26


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Date: March 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: bistre deranged skinny woman

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or maybe your name is Semen but pronounced se-MEN. Like would your family name be worth the lifetime of humiliation and correcting people? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757533)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: razzle wrinkle dopamine

yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when theyre young.

if i didnt have kids id just go with it. actually i'd probably insist it be pronounced the same as the word its spelled like. would be funny to see peoples reactions all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757607)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: bistre deranged skinny woman

would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or something prestigious like Goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757647)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: razzle wrinkle dopamine

probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. johnson

lol at goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757676)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Cracking faggotry

yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestigious, like Drumpf -> Trump. Like instead of Anus, Anushammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757686)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Diverse sapphire filthpig boistinker

Cox -> Coxglorious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759043)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Cracking faggotry



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Date: March 21st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: aquamarine vigorous pit

Anushammer. Excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759281)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Cracking faggotry

Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759502)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Crawly Candlestick Maker



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: motley business firm milk

i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced like the english word "anus" with a southern accent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757699)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: razzle wrinkle dopamine



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: bistre deranged skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757720)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Cracking faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759026)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49778506)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: misanthropic affirmative action space

*phil leotardo clutching fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757706)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Maniacal dilemma

some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757725)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Maniacal dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757735)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: coiffed circlehead

not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759028)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Infuriating Dun Garrison Ceo

Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Amis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759066)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Nubile flickering national

I would change it to Anoop.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759071)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Stirring Cream Location

I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “Anal”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: bistre deranged skinny woman

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49760893)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:51 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

"Anal Sheik"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49773015)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good charismatic resort reading party

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759085)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Lemon hominid abode

I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colonel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49760898)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Cracking faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49761702)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: deep genital piercing

Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49760901)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Cerebral turquoise chapel

Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus

https://www.eyeonesg.com/author/rassmus/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49761902)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: I'm literally Will Hunting btw

Dick assmus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49773663)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Bateful stead

One out of a million men with such a name would go on to conquer the world. The rest would be ridiculed beyond belief. Really comes down to asking yourself which of those men you really are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49761917)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

life ain't easy for a boy named sue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49773545)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Crawly Candlestick Maker

Julian Nowag

https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julian-nowag/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49761921)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: bistre deranged skinny woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49762970)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: and then one day, for no reason at all (✅🍑)

Chew Shit Fun

https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Shit-Fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49773665)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

scholarly

My current research examines the effects of elevated temperature on the survival responses of the giant clam Tridacna squamosa and its symbiotically associated phototrophic dinoflagellates from the family Symbiodiniaceae.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49778151)