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did i just fuck up at firm event?

my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenber...
Razzle market
  07/16/23
lol alpha af
Aphrodisiac people who are hurt
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Bonkers Charismatic University Gaping
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swashbuckling sadistic idiot
  07/16/23
You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it
orange giraffe patrolman
  07/16/23
You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash the...
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just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closel...
Razzle market
  07/16/23
Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did...
Lime ticket booth degenerate
  07/16/23
assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. w...
Razzle market
  07/16/23
It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review...
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Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm
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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:32 AM
Author: Razzle market

my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenberger to give the keynote address. it really was a great speech. afterward, he was mingling with several firm bigwigs and i walked up to try to ingratiate myself. i felt a little self-conscious sidling up like that and tried to break the tension with a joke. as soon as i walked up i looked at sully and said “well, i guess everyone’s the hero of their own story, right?” i’m actually a big fan and thought my comment would be self-evidently tongue in cheek. anyway, nobody said anything for like the longest three seconds of my life and sully finally responded with a very sober (and just gracious enough to be deadly) “i suppose that’s often the case, son.” my group head immediately stepped in to remind sully of someone he wanted him to meet and the crowd dispersed. haven’t heard anything from any of them since. what’s my play here?

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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac people who are hurt

lol alpha af

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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:34 AM
Author: Bonkers Charismatic University Gaping



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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:28 AM
Author: swashbuckling sadistic idiot



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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:33 AM
Author: orange giraffe patrolman

You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it

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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:36 AM
Author: fishy range

You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash their planes."

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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: Aromatic chestnut useless brakes reading party



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM
Author: Lime ticket booth degenerate



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: khaki talented toaster



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Razzle market

just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closely. he said the hardest part of his night was not busting out laughing when i said it but that he wouldn’t want to be me today. how bad is this likely to get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2...#46553249)



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:40 AM
Author: Lime ticket booth degenerate

Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did a little bit of piloting and once landed an Airbus in the Hudson, you just weren't a publicity hound about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2...#46553255)



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: Razzle market

assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. would there be some way for the firm to verify this? faa records or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2...#46553272)



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM
Author: Lime ticket booth degenerate

It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review every FAA record to confirm you didn't land an AirBus in the Hudson. If they get really aggressive, you can also mention that you were working for the CIA at the time and the details of the incident are classified. If they have a top secret clearance and a plausible need to know, then you can share the details but until then you've said as much as you can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2...#46553282)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: Razzle market



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:05 AM
Author: Vigorous circlehead



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: bossy cumskin party of the first part



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: puce chapel



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: heady box office



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: khaki talented toaster



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: ocher psychic



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:03 AM
Author: Razzle market



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: chocolate doctorate



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Vigorous circlehead



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: beady-eyed cuck cuckold

first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim

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Date: February 14th, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Razzle market



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Date: October 17th, 2024 12:50 AM
Author: Razzle market



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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Razzle market



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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Bearded turdskin water buffalo



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: tripping silver faggot firefighter dopamine

Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2...#48768838)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: boltzmann penis



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