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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Motley Pervert
  07/17/22
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Plum irradiated alpha
  07/17/22
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Crystalline cruise ship coldplay fan
  07/17/22
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Walnut tanning salon corn cake
  07/18/22
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Motley Pervert
  09/29/22
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Motley Pervert
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Unholy Electric Furnace
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Unholy Electric Furnace
  01/07/23
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Walnut tanning salon corn cake
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Comical azure nowag library
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Comical azure nowag library
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Bossy Fuchsia Blood Rage Telephone
  03/18/23
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Motley Pervert
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Comical azure nowag library
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Curious idiotic hall digit ratio
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Olive hairless goyim
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
swashbuckling pearly generalized bond
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
swashbuckling pearly generalized bond
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
swashbuckling pearly generalized bond
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Bronze Mood
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
swashbuckling pearly generalized bond
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
swashbuckling pearly generalized bond
  08/23/24
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swashbuckling pearly generalized bond
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
swashbuckling pearly generalized bond
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
swashbuckling pearly generalized bond
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
swashbuckling pearly generalized bond
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
big senate internal respiration
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Bonkers Chapel International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/28/24
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Motley Pervert
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
swashbuckling pearly generalized bond
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
swashbuckling pearly generalized bond
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Motley Pervert

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Plum irradiated alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Crystalline cruise ship coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Walnut tanning salon corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Motley Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Motley Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Unholy Electric Furnace

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Unholy Electric Furnace

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Walnut tanning salon corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Comical azure nowag library

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Comical azure nowag library

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Bossy Fuchsia Blood Rage Telephone

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Motley Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Comical azure nowag library

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Curious idiotic hall digit ratio

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Olive hairless goyim

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling pearly generalized bond

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling pearly generalized bond

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling pearly generalized bond

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Bronze Mood

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: swashbuckling pearly generalized bond

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: swashbuckling pearly generalized bond

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: swashbuckling pearly generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: swashbuckling pearly generalized bond

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: swashbuckling pearly generalized bond

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling pearly generalized bond

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: big senate internal respiration

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Bonkers Chapel International Law Enforcement Agency

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Motley Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling pearly generalized bond

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: swashbuckling pearly generalized bond

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#49932244)