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🚨ALITO RETIRING🚨

https://www.npr.org/2026/06/30/nx-s1-4622951/samuel-alito-re...
John Robert's wigger drug addict son
  06/30/26
can republicans push someone through before midterms?
UhOh
  06/30/26
They could, but they won't.. even if the Senate holds in GOP...
MISO HORNY
  06/30/26
Congress can and should address their situation. The Fourte...
CapTTTainFalcon
  06/30/26
Retracted less than 20 minutes after publishing. Fucking lma...
Richard Ames
  06/30/26
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UhOh
  06/30/26
Someone is gettin' FUCKIN' FIRED
...,....,,........
  06/30/26
SIKE!
Judas Jones
  06/30/26
What did the article say before it was retracted? This im...
Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
  06/30/26
Bad man take away abortion
right to push back
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John Robert's wigger drug addict son
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UhOh
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
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Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
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suicide hotline bling
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gaetan dugas
  06/30/26
What have we learned?
John Robert's wigger drug addict son
  06/30/26
This is why we can’t get public funding of media! W...
N904PD
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dark patterns
  06/30/26
Archived original: https://archive.ph/hhy1g
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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...,....,,........
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"The Court announced." Sounds like they gave so...
Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
  06/30/26
Holy shit I knew libs were deranged but they keep lowering t...
n i g g e r
  06/30/26
Fucking lmao reading this shit. The libtard mind is truly in...
Richard Ames
  06/30/26
When the guy above responded "Bad man take away abortio...
Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
  06/30/26
The article doesn't even remotely pretend to be even-handed....
Richard Ames
  06/30/26
except 4 other justices didn't rofl
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  06/30/26
It really says something about their meanspirited nature. Yo...
Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
  06/30/26
I mean the whole "liberalism is a religion" (and m...
Richard Ames
  06/30/26
Journalism is serious business you guys
n i g g e r
  06/30/26
lol @ NPR rushing in for the scoop with nothing to gain and ...
UhOh
  06/30/26
This actually seems like a case of some IT guy accidentally ...
Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
  06/30/26
"So you retired?" "Yes, Senator." ...
Melancholic Personality Archetypes
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Earl Swimshirt
  06/30/26
Justice William O. Douglas tried to do exactly this Dougl...
Pumonymous
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N904PD
  06/30/26
in 20 years "That's correct." will be replaced by ...
tats
  06/30/26
They meant he was retiring for the evening
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm
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suicide hotline bling
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Melancholic Personality Archetypes
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...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
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Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  06/30/26
Wasn't Clarence Thomas just on the Hill yesterday? Something...
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
  06/30/26
Nah it was just Fried Chicken & Watermelon Day on the Hi...
AZNgirl converting to Catholicism for JD Vance
  06/30/26
Lol at ‘nina totenberg’. She was always a terrib...
UN peacekeeper
  06/30/26
lol, apparently Roberts was congratulating the various janit...
N904PD
  06/30/26
that doesnt even make sense
gaetan dugas
  06/30/26


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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: John Robert's wigger drug addict son

https://www.npr.org/2026/06/30/nx-s1-4622951/samuel-alito-retires

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49970995)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: UhOh

can republicans push someone through before midterms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49970999)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

They could, but they won't.. even if the Senate holds in GOP control after the elections, they're not going to allow Trump to put in some right wing dude..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971032)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

Congress can and should address their situation. The

Fourteenth Amendment dictates who must be a citizen, but

it does not address who may be a citizen by Act of Congress.

Congress has conferred citizenship on many people who are

not made citizens by the Fourteenth Amendment, including

children born abroad to American citizen parents. These

people and the millions of immigrants who have been natu-

ralized are no less American than those who are fortunate

enough to be born here.

For these reasons, the original meaning of the Fourteenth

Amendment does not require inhumane results, and we

should not adopt an erroneous interpretation of the Four-

teenth Amendment simply out of fear of the consequences

of “rocking the boat” or as a reaction to current immigration

policy.

Nor should we take the position that our hands are tied

by dicta in a sprawling 19th-century opinion that is, to put

the point gently, very far from a model of careful judicial

craftsmanship. Too much is at stake.

United States citizenship is precious. Anyone who has

attended a ceremony where citizens are naturalized can see

that message on the faces of those who take the citizenship

oath. Before saddling the Nation with a medieval rule, we

had better be certain the Constitution requires it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971000)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Richard Ames

Retracted less than 20 minutes after publishing. Fucking lmao. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971011)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: UhOh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971015)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: ...,....,,........

Someone is gettin' FUCKIN' FIRED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971016)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: Judas Jones

SIKE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971017)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions

What did the article say before it was retracted?

This immediate retraction makes what would have otherwise been a rumor much more believable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971025)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: right to push back

Bad man take away abortion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971027)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: John Robert's wigger drug addict son



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971030)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: UhOh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971034)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971035)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971040)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971049)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: suicide hotline bling



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971078)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971183)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: gaetan dugas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971723)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: John Robert's wigger drug addict son

What have we learned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971028)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: N904PD

This is why we can’t get public funding of media!

Would be 180 if Alito let Soto and Jackson know he was “retiring” to see if they would leak it lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971039)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: dark patterns



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971696)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

Archived original: https://archive.ph/hhy1g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971041)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971053)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions

"The Court announced."

Sounds like they gave some outlets a heads up and NPR jumped the gun. Makes sense that he'd retire now before the midterms and right after release of the remaining terms opinions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971055)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: n i g g e r

Holy shit I knew libs were deranged but they keep lowering the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971102)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Fucking lmao reading this shit. The libtard mind is truly insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971698)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions

When the guy above responded "Bad man take away abortion" I thought it was just a quip and he hadn't seen the article before it was taken down. But LJL @ libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971702)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Richard Ames

The article doesn't even remotely pretend to be even-handed. Look at the freaks they interviewed to trash Alito. And their biggest complaint seems to be "any other Justice would've found a right to abortion in the Constitution." lol just wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971709)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


except 4 other justices didn't rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971712)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions

It really says something about their meanspirited nature. You notice this anytime there's a retirement or death.

RBG: "She was a strong woman who spent her life serving this country. I disagree with her on almost everything, but she was a great woman."

Alito: "Grrr evil bad man take away abortion, here's five more pages about how evil and bad he is grrrr."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971719)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Richard Ames

I mean the whole "liberalism is a religion" (and mental disorder) is trite to say, but these examples show how true it is. Very sick people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971752)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: n i g g e r

Journalism is serious business you guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971043)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: UhOh

lol @ NPR rushing in for the scoop with nothing to gain and everything to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971052)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions

This actually seems like a case of some IT guy accidentally pressing the publish button on the wrong article. Somebody is having a veddy bad day today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971063)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Melancholic Personality Archetypes

"So you retired?"

"Yes, Senator."

"But you continued judging."

"That's correct."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971061)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Earl Swimshirt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971250)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Justice William O. Douglas tried to do exactly this

Douglas maintained that he could assume judicial senior status on the Court and attempted to continue serving in that capacity, according to authors Bob Woodward and Scott Armstrong. He refused to accept his retirement and tried to participate in the Court's cases well into 1976, after John Paul Stevens had taken his former seat.[78] Douglas reacted with outrage when, returning to his old chambers, he discovered that his clerks had been reassigned to Stevens and when he tried to file opinions for cases in which he had heard arguments before his retirement, Chief Justice Warren E. Burger ordered all justices, clerks, and other staff members to refuse help to Douglas in those efforts. When Douglas tried in March 1976 to hear arguments in a capital-punishment case, Gregg v. Georgia, the nine sitting justices signed a formal letter informing him that his retirement had ended his official duties on the Court. It was only then that Douglas withdrew from Supreme Court business.[79]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971277)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: N904PD



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971281)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: tats

in 20 years "That's correct." will be replaced by "Das rite." from a Grambling State law alum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971737)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm

They meant he was retiring for the evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971064)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: suicide hotline bling



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971085)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Melancholic Personality Archetypes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971087)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




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Date: June 30th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971476)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Wasn't Clarence Thomas just on the Hill yesterday? Something is up. LJL at NPR jumping the gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971076)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: AZNgirl converting to Catholicism for JD Vance

Nah it was just Fried Chicken & Watermelon Day on the Hill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971635)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

Lol at ‘nina totenberg’. She was always a terrible reporter, got lucky with the anita hill scoop, and has coasted ever since

Nyt about the goof also has a wrong pic of alito

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/30/business/media/npr-samuel-alito-nina-totenberg.html

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2026/06/30/multimedia/OakArticle-6a43dc48-2-mtvf/OakArticle-6a43dc48-2-mtvf-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49971470)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: N904PD

lol, apparently Roberts was congratulating the various janitors who were retiring and totenberg went full LEEROY JENKINS

https://x.com/brianstelter/status/2072074635001331770

Dear Justice Alito, there are no words to adequately apologize for today's error in reporting your retirement. It was entirely my fault. I rushed out of the courtroom after the opinion announcements, and when I realized that the usual rush of folks after a few minutes had not happened, I asked somebody was going on inside, to which the answer was, 'retirement announcements.' I didn't hear the 's' on 'announcements,' and I assumed something no reporter should ever do, that you were retiring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49972202)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

that doesnt even make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878557&forum_id=2...#49972215)