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If you had a last name like Anus would you change it

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or may...
magical cruise ship gunner
  03/20/26
yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when th...
amethyst filthpig church
  03/20/26
would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or so...
magical cruise ship gunner
  03/20/26
probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. j...
amethyst filthpig church
  03/20/26
yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestig...
Arousing windowlicker
  03/20/26
Cox -> Coxglorious
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Arousing windowlicker
  03/21/26
Anushammer. Excellent work.
sinister coiffed nowag weed whacker
  03/21/26
Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away
Arousing windowlicker
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Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
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grizzly hateful heaven
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Kenneth Play
  03/23/26
i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced l...
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amethyst filthpig church
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magical cruise ship gunner
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Arousing windowlicker
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Trust If Aryan
  03/29/26
*phil leotardo clutching fist*
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  03/20/26
some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago
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Charismatic clear factory reset button dopamine
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not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt
cocky thriller fortuitous meteor native
  03/21/26
Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Am...
At-the-ready duck-like library
  03/21/26
I would change it to Anoop.
Bat shit crazy house-broken step-uncle's house ratface
  03/21/26
I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “A...
exhilarant elastic band
  03/21/26
wow
magical cruise ship gunner
  03/22/26
"Anal Sheik"
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/27/26
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg
Impertinent Faggotry
  03/21/26
I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colon...
naked flirting queen of the night
  03/22/26
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Arousing windowlicker
  03/23/26
Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually
provocative chad dragon
  03/22/26
Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus https://www.eyeonesg.com/...
Boyish Very Tactful Field Feces
  03/23/26
Dick assmus!
I'm literally Will Hunting btw
  03/27/26
One out of a million men with such a name would go on to con...
Titillating temple international law enforcement agency
  03/23/26
life ain't easy for a boy named sue
Kenneth Play
  03/27/26
Julian Nowag https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julia...
grizzly hateful heaven
  03/23/26
lol
Bud Light
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Chew Shit Fun https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Sh...
and then one day, for no reason at all
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scholarly My current research examines the effects of ele...
Kenneth Play
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Date: March 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: magical cruise ship gunner

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or maybe your name is Semen but pronounced se-MEN. Like would your family name be worth the lifetime of humiliation and correcting people? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757533)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: amethyst filthpig church

yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when theyre young.

if i didnt have kids id just go with it. actually i'd probably insist it be pronounced the same as the word its spelled like. would be funny to see peoples reactions all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757607)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: magical cruise ship gunner

would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or something prestigious like Goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757647)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: amethyst filthpig church

probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. johnson

lol at goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757676)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Arousing windowlicker

yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestigious, like Drumpf -> Trump. Like instead of Anus, Anushammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757686)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Razzle Hyperactive Public Bath

Cox -> Coxglorious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759043)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Arousing windowlicker



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Date: March 21st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: sinister coiffed nowag weed whacker

Anushammer. Excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759281)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Arousing windowlicker

Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759502)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: grizzly hateful heaven



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: topaz hairraiser crackhouse gaming laptop

i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced like the english word "anus" with a southern accent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757699)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: amethyst filthpig church



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: magical cruise ship gunner



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Arousing windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759026)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Fluffy supple headpube box office

*phil leotardo clutching fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757706)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Charismatic clear factory reset button dopamine

some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757725)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Charismatic clear factory reset button dopamine



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: cocky thriller fortuitous meteor native

not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759028)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: At-the-ready duck-like library

Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Amis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759066)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy house-broken step-uncle's house ratface

I would change it to Anoop.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759071)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: exhilarant elastic band

I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “Anal”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: magical cruise ship gunner

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49760893)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:51 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

"Anal Sheik"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49773015)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Impertinent Faggotry

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759085)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: naked flirting queen of the night

I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colonel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49760898)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Arousing windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49761702)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: provocative chad dragon

Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49760901)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Boyish Very Tactful Field Feces

Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus

https://www.eyeonesg.com/author/rassmus/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49761902)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: I'm literally Will Hunting btw

Dick assmus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49773663)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Titillating temple international law enforcement agency

One out of a million men with such a name would go on to conquer the world. The rest would be ridiculed beyond belief. Really comes down to asking yourself which of those men you really are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49761917)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

life ain't easy for a boy named sue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49773545)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: grizzly hateful heaven

Julian Nowag

https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julian-nowag/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49761921)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Bud Light

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49762970)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: and then one day, for no reason at all (✅🍑)

Chew Shit Fun

https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Shit-Fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49773665)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

scholarly

My current research examines the effects of elevated temperature on the survival responses of the giant clam Tridacna squamosa and its symbiotically associated phototrophic dinoflagellates from the family Symbiodiniaceae.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49778151)