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If you had a last name like Anus would you change it

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or may...
offensive crackhouse idea he suggested
  03/20/26
yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when th...
Bearded laughsome stead idiot
  03/20/26
would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or so...
offensive crackhouse idea he suggested
  03/20/26
probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. j...
Bearded laughsome stead idiot
  03/20/26
yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestig...
translucent territorial mad-dog skullcap
  03/20/26
Cox -> Coxglorious
Twisted Cerebral Point
  03/21/26
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translucent territorial mad-dog skullcap
  03/21/26
Anushammer. Excellent work.
Frisky orchestra pit
  03/21/26
Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away
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Kenneth Play
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i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced l...
umber irradiated jewess
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Bearded laughsome stead idiot
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offensive crackhouse idea he suggested
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translucent territorial mad-dog skullcap
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Trust If Aryan
  03/29/26
*phil leotardo clutching fist*
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  03/20/26
some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago
Walnut Church Giraffe
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Walnut Church Giraffe
  03/20/26
not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt
Marvelous filthpig
  03/21/26
Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Am...
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  03/21/26
I would change it to Anoop.
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I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “A...
bonkers knife tank
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wow
offensive crackhouse idea he suggested
  03/22/26
"Anal Sheik"
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/27/26
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg
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I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colon...
sinister national
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translucent territorial mad-dog skullcap
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Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually
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Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus https://www.eyeonesg.com/...
Crystalline Magical Hell
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Dick assmus!
I'm literally Will Hunting btw
  03/27/26
One out of a million men with such a name would go on to con...
shimmering nursing home blood rage
  03/23/26
life ain't easy for a boy named sue
Kenneth Play
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Julian Nowag https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julia...
Beady-eyed juggernaut
  03/23/26
lol
offensive crackhouse idea he suggested
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Chew Shit Fun https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Sh...
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Kenneth Play
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Date: March 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: offensive crackhouse idea he suggested

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or maybe your name is Semen but pronounced se-MEN. Like would your family name be worth the lifetime of humiliation and correcting people? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757533)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Bearded laughsome stead idiot

yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when theyre young.

if i didnt have kids id just go with it. actually i'd probably insist it be pronounced the same as the word its spelled like. would be funny to see peoples reactions all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757607)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: offensive crackhouse idea he suggested

would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or something prestigious like Goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757647)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Bearded laughsome stead idiot

probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. johnson

lol at goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757676)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: translucent territorial mad-dog skullcap

yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestigious, like Drumpf -> Trump. Like instead of Anus, Anushammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757686)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Twisted Cerebral Point

Cox -> Coxglorious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759043)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: translucent territorial mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759505)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Frisky orchestra pit

Anushammer. Excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759281)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: translucent territorial mad-dog skullcap

Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759502)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed juggernaut



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49763640)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: umber irradiated jewess

i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced like the english word "anus" with a southern accent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757699)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Bearded laughsome stead idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757713)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: offensive crackhouse idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757720)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: translucent territorial mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759026)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49778506)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: maniacal concupiscible fat ankles cruise ship

*phil leotardo clutching fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757706)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Walnut Church Giraffe

some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757725)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Walnut Church Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49757735)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Marvelous filthpig

not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759028)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: vibrant ocher dragon house

Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Amis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759066)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: copper range factory reset button

I would change it to Anoop.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759071)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: bonkers knife tank

I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “Anal”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: offensive crackhouse idea he suggested

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49760893)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:51 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

"Anal Sheik"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49773015)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Razzmatazz high-end stag film famous landscape painting

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49759085)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: sinister national

I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colonel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49760898)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: translucent territorial mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49761702)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: indigo state personal credit line

Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49760901)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Crystalline Magical Hell

Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus

https://www.eyeonesg.com/author/rassmus/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49761902)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: I'm literally Will Hunting btw

Dick assmus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49773663)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: shimmering nursing home blood rage

One out of a million men with such a name would go on to conquer the world. The rest would be ridiculed beyond belief. Really comes down to asking yourself which of those men you really are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49761917)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

life ain't easy for a boy named sue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49773545)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed juggernaut

Julian Nowag

https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julian-nowag/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49761921)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: offensive crackhouse idea he suggested

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49762970)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: and then one day, for no reason at all (✅🍑)

Chew Shit Fun

https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Shit-Fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49773665)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

scholarly

My current research examines the effects of elevated temperature on the survival responses of the giant clam Tridacna squamosa and its symbiotically associated phototrophic dinoflagellates from the family Symbiodiniaceae.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...#49778151)