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Firm has over 50 employees now (CSLG)

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in t...
Fighting Market Tattoo
  07/06/26
what's it pay?
mahogany sticky clown office
  07/06/26
DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus b...
Fighting Market Tattoo
  07/06/26
DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.
Jet-lagged Center Rigor
  07/06/26
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Zombie-like Range Karate
  07/06/26
Don’t do it brother
primrose meetinghouse kitty cat
  07/07/26
Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!
pungent puppy
  07/06/26
Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.
lascivious cocky sneaky criminal
  07/06/26
We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.
Fighting Market Tattoo
  07/06/26
I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a livi...
lascivious cocky sneaky criminal
  07/06/26
It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm s...
Fighting Market Tattoo
  07/06/26
(((add a lot of value to society))) tp
house-broken idiotic base travel guidebook
  07/06/26
Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of sui...
lascivious cocky sneaky criminal
  07/06/26
Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL
blathering titillating crotch
  07/06/26
Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his k...
Fighting Market Tattoo
  07/06/26
wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike r...
ruddy property
  07/06/26
And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the ...
Fighting Market Tattoo
  07/06/26
huge CSLG hater here dont engage in this shit bro
Cream shaky friendly grandma
  07/06/26
But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced ...
ruddy property
  07/06/26
So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you...
Racy temple regret
  07/06/26
TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!
Cream shaky friendly grandma
  07/06/26
he couldn't afford me
apoplectic white famous landscape painting
  07/06/26
I have lots of PI experience.
Nubile gas station ceo
  07/06/26
You would be the perfect addition to his firm
bull headed box office queen of the night
  07/06/26
CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his ...
apoplectic white famous landscape painting
  07/06/26
any employer would
bull headed box office queen of the night
  07/06/26
...
vigorous affirmative action
  07/07/26
I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire
Unholy lodge
  07/06/26
*reins
cowgod
  07/08/26
180 brother
bull headed box office queen of the night
  07/06/26
Where in India are ur new employees from? IIRC u needed so...
house-broken idiotic base travel guidebook
  07/06/26
...
Cream shaky friendly grandma
  07/06/26
...
Slap-happy soul-stirring theater stage
  07/06/26
...
Zombie-like Range Karate
  07/06/26
Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings...
Cruel-hearted blood rage
  07/06/26
Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office
violet pocket flask mood
  07/06/26
How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not...
Provocative piazza
  07/06/26
Do you still have a 32x
Cerebral plaza background story
  07/06/26
Rate me as a poster.
lascivious cocky sneaky criminal
  07/07/26
congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the numbe...
Trip chest-beating mother
  07/07/26
How long will it take you to recover financially from what h...
house-broken idiotic base travel guidebook
  07/07/26
I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/07/26
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calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/13/26
I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago a...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/14/26


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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Fighting Market Tattoo

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in the PI world. Just hired another attorney and had 4 new employees start in the last 2 weeks. Still looking for one more associate attorney. So if you want to work under Chandler shoot me an email and I'll look at your resume. TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982216)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: mahogany sticky clown office

what's it pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982220)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Fighting Market Tattoo

DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus bonuses and profit sharing on cases you originate. You also get to come to dinner with me, firm weekend trips, and hot tubbing at my house with me and Chandler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982222)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Center Rigor

DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982429)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: Zombie-like Range Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49983208)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: primrose meetinghouse kitty cat

Don’t do it brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49983437)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: pungent puppy

Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982662)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: lascivious cocky sneaky criminal

Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982224)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Fighting Market Tattoo

We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982226)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: lascivious cocky sneaky criminal

I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a living. I spend all my day curing people of their cancers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982233)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Fighting Market Tattoo

It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm sure you do great work too, but I help people by the 1000s and I change their lives. I've helped 12,000 people get JUSTICE! If I was a doctor I wouldn't add even 1% of the value I add now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982246)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: house-broken idiotic base travel guidebook

(((add a lot of value to society))) tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982372)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: lascivious cocky sneaky criminal

Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of suing someone. I don't want to spend three years in law school just to experience it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982875)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: blathering titillating crotch

Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982228)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Fighting Market Tattoo

Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his kids and lives in San Francisco half the time. She goes on a lot of trips so I end up with the kids a lot more than 50/50. They are starting to have a lot of spite towards her and she can't even see it. I never say a single bad thing about her but they told me that she prioritizes her "other family."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982238)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: ruddy property

wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike rat insisted he had a perfect marriage up until she divorced him and requested a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982243)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Fighting Market Tattoo

And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the marriage was really good until the last few years when she basically withdrew from the family, refused to work on our relationship, and didn't want to spend time with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982245)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Cream shaky friendly grandma

huge CSLG hater here

dont engage in this shit bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982247)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: ruddy property

But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced you ratkike. Could it be because you're an insecure compulsive liar? Email me and let's find out brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982285)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Racy temple regret

So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you used to spout? I'm confused.

She obviously didn't think the marriage was anything special and wanted something else completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982661)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Cream shaky friendly grandma

TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982239)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: apoplectic white famous landscape painting

he couldn't afford me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49983132)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Nubile gas station ceo

I have lots of PI experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982298)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: bull headed box office queen of the night

You would be the perfect addition to his firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982387)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: apoplectic white famous landscape painting

CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his firm as beneficiary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49983133)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: bull headed box office queen of the night

any employer would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49983157)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: vigorous affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49983436)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Unholy lodge

I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49983196)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: cowgod

*reins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49987384)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: bull headed box office queen of the night

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982388)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: house-broken idiotic base travel guidebook

Where in India are ur new employees from?

IIRC u needed some Marathis, Tamils and Biharis to balance out the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982635)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Cream shaky friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982644)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Slap-happy soul-stirring theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49982653)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Zombie-like Range Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49983061)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted blood rage

Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings today or in history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49983079)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: violet pocket flask mood

Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49983090)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Provocative piazza

How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not revenue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49983122)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Cerebral plaza background story

Do you still have a 32x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49983130)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: lascivious cocky sneaky criminal

Rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49983442)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:13 AM
Author: Trip chest-beating mother

congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49983459)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: house-broken idiotic base travel guidebook

How long will it take you to recover financially from what he bitch ex-wife just did to you? 10 years? Do you have to pay the cunt alimony? How much is child support?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49983474)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49984012)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49996447)



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Date: July 14th, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago about how you finally started providing health insurance for your employees. that was the official confirmation that you are a complete piece of shit. your 50+ employees all hate your guts and none of them want to go to your stupid events you force them to attend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...#49998433)