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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
vivacious magical mother
  09/15/13
explain.
avocado plaza preventive strike
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
vivacious magical mother
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Topaz demanding pisswyrm state
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
lilac lay internal respiration
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Vengeful at-the-ready menage
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
pearl library jap
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
fragrant disturbing house newt
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Topaz demanding pisswyrm state
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
hyperventilating maize travel guidebook
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
maroon business firm quadroon
  09/15/13
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cheese-eating multi-billionaire office
  09/15/13
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avocado plaza preventive strike
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Topaz demanding pisswyrm state
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
vivacious magical mother
  09/15/13
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Pale exciting abode toaster
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
magenta aphrodisiac gunner
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
jade juggernaut private investor
  09/15/13
its ok.
vivacious magical mother
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Shimmering Theater Really Tough Guy
  09/25/15
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vivacious magical mother
  12/03/15
180
vibrant jewess indian lodge
  12/03/15
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vivacious magical mother
  01/22/16
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Tripping death wish stage
  01/22/16
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Pale exciting abode toaster
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
vivacious magical mother
  06/22/16
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vibrant jewess indian lodge
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
vivacious magical mother
  06/21/17
do you pay?
effete stead
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
vivacious magical mother
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
effete stead
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
vivacious magical mother
  06/21/17
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vivacious magical mother
  03/16/18
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vivacious magical mother
  05/16/18
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vivacious magical mother
  07/03/19
180
arousing trailer park
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vivacious magical mother
  07/30/19
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vivacious magical mother
  02/11/23
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autistic parlour regret
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
primrose twinkling uncleanness
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
stimulating stag film
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
Ungodly impressive place of business
  02/11/23
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hateful heady milk goyim
  10/25/23
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vivacious magical mother
  03/10/24
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vivacious magical mother
  04/21/25


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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: vivacious magical mother

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: avocado plaza preventive strike

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: vivacious magical mother

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Topaz demanding pisswyrm state

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: lilac lay internal respiration

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Vengeful at-the-ready menage

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: pearl library jap

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: fragrant disturbing house newt

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Topaz demanding pisswyrm state

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: hyperventilating maize travel guidebook

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: maroon business firm quadroon

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating multi-billionaire office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: avocado plaza preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Topaz demanding pisswyrm state

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: vivacious magical mother

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Pale exciting abode toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: magenta aphrodisiac gunner

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: jade juggernaut private investor

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: vivacious magical mother

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Shimmering Theater Really Tough Guy

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: vivacious magical mother

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: vibrant jewess indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: vivacious magical mother

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Tripping death wish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Pale exciting abode toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: vivacious magical mother

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: vibrant jewess indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: vivacious magical mother

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: effete stead

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: vivacious magical mother

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: effete stead

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: vivacious magical mother

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: vivacious magical mother

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: vivacious magical mother

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: vivacious magical mother

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: arousing trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: vivacious magical mother

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: vivacious magical mother

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: autistic parlour regret

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: primrose twinkling uncleanness

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: stimulating stag film

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Ungodly impressive place of business

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: hateful heady milk goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: vivacious magical mother

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: vivacious magical mother

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...#48867830)