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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
Exhilarant son of senegal shrine
  02/22/12
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bipolar station tattoo
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
wine hateful ticket booth hairy legs
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
vengeful heaven background story
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
wine hateful ticket booth hairy legs
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Geriatric Field Toaster
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Orange halford den
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
wine hateful ticket booth hairy legs
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Orange halford den
  02/22/12
u jelly
wine hateful ticket booth hairy legs
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
bearded chapel
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vengeful heaven background story
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
dark cracking stage therapy
  02/23/12
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vengeful heaven background story
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
Exhilarant son of senegal shrine
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
comical garnet base telephone
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
floppy set
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
vengeful heaven background story
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
hyperventilating beta theater
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
vengeful heaven background story
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
Exhilarant son of senegal shrine
  02/23/12
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vengeful heaven background story
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Galvanic coldplay fan
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
Internet-worthy jewess
  02/25/12
cr
alcoholic cuckoldry
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
Exhilarant son of senegal shrine
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
aphrodisiac church building
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vengeful heaven background story
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Racy address
  03/31/12
great american novelist
vengeful heaven background story
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Clear Heady Rehab
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
Exhilarant son of senegal shrine
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
puce laser beams
  11/20/12
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sickened principal's office
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
sickened principal's office
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
floppy set
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
alcoholic cuckoldry
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
puce laser beams
  01/19/13
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vengeful heaven background story
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
harsh public bath
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
Pearl goal in life
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
alcoholic cuckoldry
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puce laser beams
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milky cumskin
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Cowardly swashbuckling brunch
  12/13/15
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purple motley indirect expression
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
aphrodisiac church building
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
fishy box office
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purple motley indirect expression
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant son of senegal shrine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: bipolar station tattoo



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: wine hateful ticket booth hairy legs

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20032167)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: vengeful heaven background story

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20032173)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: wine hateful ticket booth hairy legs

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Geriatric Field Toaster

just threw up in my mouth a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20032199)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Orange halford den

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20032208)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: wine hateful ticket booth hairy legs

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20032229)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Orange halford den

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: wine hateful ticket booth hairy legs

u jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20032254)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: bearded chapel

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: vengeful heaven background story



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: dark cracking stage therapy

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: vengeful heaven background story



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant son of senegal shrine

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: comical garnet base telephone

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: floppy set

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: vengeful heaven background story

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: hyperventilating beta theater

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: vengeful heaven background story

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant son of senegal shrine

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: vengeful heaven background story



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Galvanic coldplay fan



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Internet-worthy jewess

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: alcoholic cuckoldry

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20708633)



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant son of senegal shrine

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac church building

U mad Chabon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: vengeful heaven background story



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Racy address

god fucking damn it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#20351915)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: vengeful heaven background story

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Clear Heady Rehab



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: Exhilarant son of senegal shrine

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: puce laser beams

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: sickened principal's office



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: sickened principal's office

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: floppy set

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: alcoholic cuckoldry

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: puce laser beams

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: vengeful heaven background story



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: harsh public bath

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Pearl goal in life

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: alcoholic cuckoldry

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: puce laser beams



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: milky cumskin



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Cowardly swashbuckling brunch



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: purple motley indirect expression



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: aphrodisiac church building

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: fishy box office

lol wtf get off the court son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...#32690677)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: purple motley indirect expression



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Canary Out-of-control Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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