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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Spectacular ape telephone
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Dull stage keepsake machete
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Spectacular ape telephone
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arousing smoky garrison
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Bisexual Feces Stag Film
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
light odious filthpig market
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Spectacular ape telephone
  07/26/25
At a bar
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arousing smoky garrison
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propecia mathematica
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Not hygienic
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Dull stage keepsake machete
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Razzmatazz Doobsian Stage
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Spectacular ape telephone
  07/26/25
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Dull stage keepsake machete
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Razzmatazz Doobsian Stage
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
arousing smoky garrison
  07/26/25
I know what to say
shivering green juggernaut new version
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Spectacular ape telephone
  07/27/25
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translucent rough-skinned orchestra pit
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
massive mind-boggling sandwich school cafeteria
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arousing smoky garrison
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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pale marvelous karate
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I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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Contagious potus pit
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Know-it-all Den
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
pale marvelous karate
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Spectacular ape telephone
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Dull stage keepsake machete
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Vivacious Ruddy Locale
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Dull stage keepsake machete
  07/26/25
(who did it)
lime lascivious trailer park gunner
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arousing smoky garrison
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
up-to-no-good deranged faggotry dysfunction
  07/26/25
which dad tp
big sadistic location
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Spectacular ape telephone

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Dull stage keepsake machete

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Spectacular ape telephone

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: arousing smoky garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Bisexual Feces Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: light odious filthpig market

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Spectacular ape telephone

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: stimulating temple

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: arousing smoky garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: curious area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: misanthropic trip fanboi theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: maize dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Pearly cerebral office doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Glassy Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: heady aqua meetinghouse reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Spectacular ape telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Contagious potus pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: pale marvelous karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: bronze jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: shimmering beta hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: passionate disgusting tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged greedy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49732205)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: multi-colored drab dingle berry

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Dull stage keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Doobsian Stage

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Spectacular ape telephone

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Dull stage keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Doobsian Stage

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: arousing smoky garrison

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: shivering green juggernaut new version

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Spectacular ape telephone

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: translucent rough-skinned orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: massive mind-boggling sandwich school cafeteria

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: arousing smoky garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: splenetic property therapy

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: pale marvelous karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: wine tanning salon famous landscape painting

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Contagious potus pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Know-it-all Den

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: pale marvelous karate

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Spectacular ape telephone

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Dull stage keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Vivacious Ruddy Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Dull stage keepsake machete

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: lime lascivious trailer park gunner

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: arousing smoky garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: up-to-no-good deranged faggotry dysfunction

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: big sadistic location

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: startled cuckoldry parlour

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134975)