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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Chartreuse tattoo
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
green abode
  01/26/16
This one stings.
alcoholic coiffed pistol
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
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mewling crawly goyim idea he suggested
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
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ruthless.
ungodly haunted graveyard
  01/25/16
Brutal
Sooty Roast Beef Pervert
  01/25/16
...
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  10/27/17
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  01/25/16
toxic
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Chartreuse tattoo
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mauve bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
damnit
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  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Chartreuse tattoo
  01/25/16
jfc
milky genital piercing
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Balding volcanic crater becky
  01/25/16
...
Chartreuse tattoo
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
milky genital piercing
  01/25/16
Cr
Chartreuse tattoo
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
dull stirring quadroon crackhouse
  01/25/16
hm
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  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
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wait
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Chartreuse tattoo
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'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
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  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
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  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
milky genital piercing
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
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  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
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Chartreuse tattoo
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
multi-colored home
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Chartreuse tattoo
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Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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  01/27/16
MASTERful work
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jfc
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180 KILLSHOT
Puce Rambunctious Forum Ratface
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
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...
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Lmao
Chartreuse tattoo
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  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
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  01/25/16
ouch
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180
green abode
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...
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  01/26/16
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  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
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  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
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  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
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  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
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  01/26/16
RIP brother
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180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier
  08/12/19
180
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  01/26/16
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180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
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  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
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but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
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It actually hurt to read this
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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18000000
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165
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Good lord.
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toxic
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180 existential horror
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My computer just exploded
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JFC
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And yes, you're bald
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  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
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  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
...
Razzle Fiercely-loyal Round Eye
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
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  01/25/16
toxic
dull stirring quadroon crackhouse
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Sooty Roast Beef Pervert
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
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  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Sooty Roast Beef Pervert
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Chartreuse tattoo
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
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  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Chartreuse tattoo
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
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  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
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  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
multi-colored home
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Sooty Roast Beef Pervert
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
multi-colored home
  01/25/16
TY bro
Sooty Roast Beef Pervert
  01/25/16
...
canary mood
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
wild buck-toothed nursing home codepig
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
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  10/27/17
...
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...
Chartreuse tattoo
  05/24/18
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heady amethyst field
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
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  10/27/17
credited advice
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  05/24/18
even more toxic
dull stirring quadroon crackhouse
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
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i lol'd
chrome violent center
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Sooty Roast Beef Pervert
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
multi-colored home
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
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Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Chartreuse tattoo
  01/25/16
lol
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  06/01/17
...
Sooty Roast Beef Pervert
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
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  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Sooty Roast Beef Pervert
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
green abode
  01/26/16
...
apoplectic school jewess
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Puce Rambunctious Forum Ratface
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Puce Rambunctious Forum Ratface
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Sooty Roast Beef Pervert
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Puce Rambunctious Forum Ratface
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
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  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Puce Rambunctious Forum Ratface
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
dull stirring quadroon crackhouse
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Puce Rambunctious Forum Ratface
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Chartreuse tattoo
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Sooty Roast Beef Pervert
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
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  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Sooty Roast Beef Pervert
  01/25/16
Lmao
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  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Chartreuse tattoo
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
milky genital piercing
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Chartreuse tattoo
  01/25/16
lmao true
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...
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apoplectic school jewess
  12/26/17
Haha
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Sooty Roast Beef Pervert
  01/25/16
...
mauve bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
frum brilliant whorehouse toaster
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
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JFC holy shit
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  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
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  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
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  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Lascivious Fighting Clown
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
abnormal dead puppy dilemma
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Comical Base Organic Girlfriend
  06/03/19
oh no
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LOL
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  03/16/20
JFC
heady amethyst field
  03/19/20
Update?
Jet Hell Half-breed
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
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I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Concupiscible theatre
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
mauve bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Concupiscible theatre
  01/26/16
Cr
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...
alcoholic coiffed pistol
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...
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Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
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...
Dashing rigor university
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
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  01/26/16
...
Contagious state
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
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  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
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"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
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...
Glittery turdskin property
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
green abode
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Sticky navy alpha
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
milky genital piercing
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
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  01/26/16
Lmfao
Chartreuse tattoo
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
blathering coldplay fan
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...
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...
Chartreuse tattoo
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Clear Cruise Ship Faggotry
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
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...
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...
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"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
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cr this is poetry
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Lascivious Fighting Clown
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Sticky navy alpha
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All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Concupiscible theatre
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Sticky navy alpha
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*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Chartreuse tattoo
  01/26/16
...
Concupiscible theatre
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packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
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...
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...
multi-colored home
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
elite newt
  01/26/16
Describe
Concupiscible theatre
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
elite newt
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
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  01/26/16
...
Sticky navy alpha
  01/26/16
...
multi-colored home
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Chartreuse tattoo
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
elite newt
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
milky genital piercing
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
elite newt
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
boyish filthy point preventive strike
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
elite newt
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
frum brilliant whorehouse toaster
  01/26/16
Fuck
boyish filthy point preventive strike
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
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  01/26/16
cq's!
dull stirring quadroon crackhouse
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
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  01/26/16
...
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  03/19/20
...
Transparent bateful trailer park wagecucks
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
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  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Clear Cruise Ship Faggotry
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Dashing rigor university
  01/26/16
...
Chartreuse tattoo
  01/26/16
...
at-the-ready sexy kitty library
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Clear Cruise Ship Faggotry
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
multi-colored home
  01/26/16
...
180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Clear Cruise Ship Faggotry
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
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...
Glittery turdskin property
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alcoholic coiffed pistol
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Bat shit crazy laser beams locale
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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  01/26/16
underrated
Outnumbered halford internal respiration
  01/26/16
...
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why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
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...
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jfc
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...
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lmao at the dog bit
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Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
elite newt
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Sticky navy alpha
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
elite newt
  01/26/16
do u love it
Sticky navy alpha
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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...
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
elite newt
  01/26/16
...
Chartreuse tattoo
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
milky genital piercing
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
elite newt
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
milky genital piercing
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
disturbing translucent den
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ok fair im kinda slow today
milky genital piercing
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
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  01/26/16
...
Mind-boggling indian lodge party of the first part
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
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it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
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bright gay wizard
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*puts gun in mouth*
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...
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*let's you borrow a bullet*
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JFC
Mentally impaired nighttime chapel
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180
galvanic piazza cuck
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...
fragrant coffee pot
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I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
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Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
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  01/26/16
...
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  01/26/16
...
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  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
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  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
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  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
frum brilliant whorehouse toaster
  01/26/16
...
elite newt
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
elite newt
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
frum brilliant whorehouse toaster
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
elite newt
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
frum brilliant whorehouse toaster
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
elite newt
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
frum brilliant whorehouse toaster
  01/26/16
180 twist
Chartreuse tattoo
  01/26/16
...
Sticky navy alpha
  01/26/16
THIS
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...
purple deranged stead
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
frum brilliant whorehouse toaster
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No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
frum brilliant whorehouse toaster
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
frum brilliant whorehouse toaster
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
frum brilliant whorehouse toaster
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
mewling crawly goyim idea he suggested
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
frum brilliant whorehouse toaster
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
mewling crawly goyim idea he suggested
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
dull stirring quadroon crackhouse
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
frum brilliant whorehouse toaster
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Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
frum brilliant whorehouse toaster
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Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Clear Cruise Ship Faggotry
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
frum brilliant whorehouse toaster
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
frum brilliant whorehouse toaster
  01/26/16
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dull stirring quadroon crackhouse
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180. *GULPS*
Shivering Associate
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fucking damn
Impertinent Talking Boltzmann
  01/26/16
...
coral zombie-like business firm trump supporter
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180
Deep Station Patrolman
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
canary mood
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Chartreuse tattoo
  01/27/16
...
nudist vigorous double fault circlehead
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Olive arousing generalized bond spot
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Medicated lay
  05/19/16
repost please
canary mood
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
elite newt
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Medicated lay
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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  01/26/16
tyft brother
chrome violent center
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...
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...
Sooty Roast Beef Pervert
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180.
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...
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...
Sticky navy alpha
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Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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brave
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...
Jet Hell Half-breed
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...
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cr
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...
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milky genital piercing
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mods please delete
nudist vigorous double fault circlehead
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
dull stirring quadroon crackhouse
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...
Chartreuse tattoo
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i really like it here
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...
Godawful up-to-no-good kitchen gaming laptop
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...
Marvelous Domesticated Mad Cow Disease
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
nudist vigorous double fault circlehead
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Chartreuse tattoo
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
geriatric toilet seat
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... ...
Lascivious Fighting Clown
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...
Chartreuse tattoo
  07/08/17
Lol
slate stimulating national security agency
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Holy shit.
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...
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...
Godawful up-to-no-good kitchen gaming laptop
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"i made it," he thought.
cobalt mad-dog skullcap
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If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
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bump for leolenin
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...
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...
cheese-eating brethren ticket booth
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*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
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...
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boyish filthy point preventive strike
  10/27/17
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nudist vigorous double fault circlehead
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...
amber charismatic locus
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Lake friendly grandma
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
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  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Lake friendly grandma
  12/26/17
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Marvelous Domesticated Mad Cow Disease
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...
boyish filthy point preventive strike
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...
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  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Cocky incel
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Chartreuse tattoo
  07/25/18
...
spectacular dysfunction
  07/25/18
...
boyish filthy point preventive strike
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Chartreuse tattoo
  01/16/19
...
nudist vigorous double fault circlehead
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Territorial cyan doctorate
  01/16/19
Jfc
Chartreuse tattoo
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
nudist vigorous double fault circlehead
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
High-end
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
mewling crawly goyim idea he suggested
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
bearded fanboi
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
bearded fanboi
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
disturbing translucent den
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
bearded fanboi
  01/17/19
...
boyish filthy point preventive strike
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...
vengeful ladyboy
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
amber charismatic locus
  04/09/19
...
bearded fanboi
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
bearded fanboi
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Chartreuse tattoo
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
nowag
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
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  06/03/19
...
nudist vigorous double fault circlehead
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
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  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
bearded fanboi
  06/03/19
...
bright gay wizard
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
bearded fanboi
  08/08/19
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bearded fanboi
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
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Does that include you?
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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disturbing translucent den
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milky genital piercing
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Jet Hell Half-breed
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Aquamarine
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
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boyish filthy point preventive strike
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Jet Hell Half-breed
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Sooty Roast Beef Pervert

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: big-titted vivacious senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: shimmering shitlib

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: rusted bull headed queen of the night

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: infuriating laughsome pit

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Hairless Menage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: mauve bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Impertinent Talking Boltzmann

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Balding volcanic crater becky



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: milky genital piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Balding volcanic crater becky

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: milky genital piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Passionate cordovan chad

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Sticky navy alpha

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: alcoholic coiffed pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: nudist vigorous double fault circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: infuriating laughsome pit

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: sable unholy dingle berry rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: ungodly haunted graveyard

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: milky genital piercing

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: ungodly haunted graveyard

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Sticky navy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: cheese-eating brethren ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: motley trust fund lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Impertinent Talking Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: mauve bawdyhouse

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: multi-colored home

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Stubborn drunken jap

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: curious legal warrant resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: avocado swashbuckling tanning salon

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: shimmering shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: coral zombie-like business firm trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Glittery turdskin property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: wonderful knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: twinkling violent sanctuary

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: poppy theater stage telephone

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Puce Rambunctious Forum Ratface

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: canary mood

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Balding volcanic crater becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Lime diverse scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: alcoholic coiffed pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Glittery turdskin property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: 180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



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Author: Bat shit crazy laser beams locale



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: sick beady-eyed church



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Flesh Site



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pearly native ceo



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Jet Hell Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: apoplectic school jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: excitant awkward brunch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Impertinent Talking Boltzmann

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: histrionic shaky multi-billionaire box office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Irradiated mahogany twinkling uncleanness digit ratio

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: low-t cuckoldry yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: green abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Sticky navy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: frum brilliant whorehouse toaster

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: appetizing pungent parlor azn

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: alcoholic coiffed pistol

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: big duck-like travel guidebook garrison

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: elite newt

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: abnormal dead puppy dilemma

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: apoplectic school jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: 180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: bright gay wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: 180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: violet nubile house idiot

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: cheese-eating brethren ticket booth



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Olive arousing generalized bond spot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Olive arousing generalized bond spot

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: anal heaven



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: wine exciting legend stag film

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: walnut gas station electric furnace

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: bisexual thriller nibblets corner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: chocolate bat-shit-crazy area

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: pink parlour kitty cat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: bespoke persian



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: vibrant fluffy step-uncle's house

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Godawful up-to-no-good kitchen gaming laptop

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: ebony water buffalo stain

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: heady amethyst field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: salmon set

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Indecent french chef goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: thirsty giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: boyish filthy point preventive strike



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: sick beady-eyed church

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Carmine Pocket Flask

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: amber charismatic locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: offensive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: at-the-ready sexy kitty library

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Trip pale church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: turquoise sneaky criminal location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: spruce painfully honest casino pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Provocative office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Ruddy cowardly windowlicker

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: cerise hairraiser institution famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Dashing rigor university

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Twisted milk

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: coral zombie-like business firm trump supporter

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: canary mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Razzle Fiercely-loyal Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Sooty Roast Beef Pervert

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Sooty Roast Beef Pervert

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Sooty Roast Beef Pervert

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Clear Cruise Ship Faggotry

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Sooty Roast Beef Pervert

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: multi-colored home

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Sooty Roast Beef Pervert

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: multi-colored home

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Sooty Roast Beef Pervert

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: canary mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: wild buck-toothed nursing home codepig

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: big-titted vivacious senate

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: talented misunderstood hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: heady amethyst field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Lascivious Fighting Clown

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: at-the-ready sexy kitty library

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Flirting meetinghouse

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: chrome violent center

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Sooty Roast Beef Pervert

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: multi-colored home

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Cerebral Embarrassed To The Bone Stock Car Hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Sooty Roast Beef Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Sooty Roast Beef Pervert

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: green abode

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: apoplectic school jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Puce Rambunctious Forum Ratface

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Puce Rambunctious Forum Ratface

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Sooty Roast Beef Pervert

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Puce Rambunctious Forum Ratface

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Puce Rambunctious Forum Ratface

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Puce Rambunctious Forum Ratface

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Sooty Roast Beef Pervert

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Sooty Roast Beef Pervert

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: titillating honey-headed stage fat ankles

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: milky genital piercing

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Sticky navy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: apoplectic school jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: floppy umber therapy old irish cottage

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Sooty Roast Beef Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: mauve bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: frum brilliant whorehouse toaster

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: wild buck-toothed nursing home codepig

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: cracking silver sandwich bbw

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Insecure startling partner

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Lascivious Fighting Clown

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: abnormal dead puppy dilemma

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Comical Base Organic Girlfriend

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: big duck-like travel guidebook garrison

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: electric messiness

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: heady amethyst field

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Jet Hell Half-breed

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: crimson confused orchestra pit

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Sooty Roast Beef Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: cheese-eating brethren ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: nudist vigorous double fault circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Concupiscible theatre

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: mauve bawdyhouse

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Concupiscible theatre

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: mauve bawdyhouse

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: alcoholic coiffed pistol



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: alcoholic coiffed pistol



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Concupiscible theatre

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Dashing rigor university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Contagious state

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Contagious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: blathering coldplay fan

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy laser beams locale

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: disturbing translucent den

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Glittery turdskin property



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: green abode

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Sticky navy alpha

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: milky genital piercing

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: disturbing translucent den

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: blathering coldplay fan

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: odious macaca



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: bright gay wizard



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Sticky navy alpha



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Glittery turdskin property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating brethren ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: spruce painfully honest casino pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Drab tripping corn cake

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Clear Cruise Ship Faggotry

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: bright gay wizard

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Outnumbered halford internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Sticky navy alpha



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: chrome violent center

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Aqua aromatic temple cuckold

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Transparent bateful trailer park wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Smoky Self-absorbed Stage

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Provocative office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Lascivious Fighting Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Sticky navy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible theatre

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Sticky navy alpha

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible theatre

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: mauve bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: multi-colored home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: elite newt

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible theatre

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: elite newt

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible theatre

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Sticky navy alpha



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: multi-colored home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: elite newt

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: milky genital piercing

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: elite newt

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: boyish filthy point preventive strike

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: 180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: elite newt

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: frum brilliant whorehouse toaster

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: boyish filthy point preventive strike

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: nudist vigorous double fault circlehead

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: elite newt

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Transparent bateful trailer park wagecucks



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Racy lavender background story weed whacker

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Clear Cruise Ship Faggotry

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Dashing rigor university

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: at-the-ready sexy kitty library



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Clear Cruise Ship Faggotry

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: multi-colored home

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: 180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Clear Cruise Ship Faggotry

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: disturbing translucent den

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Glittery turdskin property



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: alcoholic coiffed pistol



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Transparent bateful trailer park wagecucks



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible theatre

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Outnumbered halford internal respiration

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: cheese-eating brethren ticket booth



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Author: razzle-dazzle space



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: maroon hunting ground

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: elite newt



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Sticky navy alpha



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: milky genital piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: tan principal's office



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: disturbing translucent den

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: elite newt

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Sticky navy alpha

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: elite newt

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Sticky navy alpha

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: elite newt

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: gay exhilarant public bath



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: disturbing translucent den

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: elite newt

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: milky genital piercing

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: elite newt

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: milky genital piercing

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: disturbing translucent den

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: milky genital piercing

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: elite newt

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling indian lodge party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Adventurous shrine dopamine

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Impertinent Talking Boltzmann

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: boyish filthy point preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: bright gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: multi-colored home

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: nudist vigorous double fault circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Glittery turdskin property

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Mentally impaired nighttime chapel

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: galvanic piazza cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: fragrant coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: boyish filthy point preventive strike

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: elite newt

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Adventurous shrine dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Adventurous shrine dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: frum brilliant whorehouse toaster

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: elite newt

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: frum brilliant whorehouse toaster

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: elite newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: elite newt

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: frum brilliant whorehouse toaster

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: elite newt

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: frum brilliant whorehouse toaster

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: elite newt

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: frum brilliant whorehouse toaster

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Sticky navy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: chrome violent center

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: purple deranged stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: 180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: frum brilliant whorehouse toaster

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: 180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: frum brilliant whorehouse toaster

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: 180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: frum brilliant whorehouse toaster

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: 180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: frum brilliant whorehouse toaster

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: mewling crawly goyim idea he suggested

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: frum brilliant whorehouse toaster

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: mewling crawly goyim idea he suggested

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: frum brilliant whorehouse toaster

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: 180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: frum brilliant whorehouse toaster

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Clear Cruise Ship Faggotry

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: frum brilliant whorehouse toaster

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: 180 Bearded Plaza Sound Barrier

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: frum brilliant whorehouse toaster

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Shivering Associate

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Impertinent Talking Boltzmann

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: coral zombie-like business firm trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Deep Station Patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: canary mood

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: nudist vigorous double fault circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Olive arousing generalized bond spot

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Medicated lay

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: canary mood

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: elite newt

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Medicated lay

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling indian lodge party of the first part

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: chrome violent center

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Sticky navy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Sooty Roast Beef Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating brethren ticket booth

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: purple deranged stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Godawful up-to-no-good kitchen gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Sticky navy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz self-centered love of her life

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Jet Hell Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Sticky navy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: slate stimulating national security agency

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: canary mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: milky genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: motley trust fund lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: disturbing translucent den

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Jet Hell Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Sticky navy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Orchid idiotic hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: milky genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: nudist vigorous double fault circlehead

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: dull stirring quadroon crackhouse

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Medicated lay

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Godawful up-to-no-good kitchen gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Marvelous Domesticated Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: nudist vigorous double fault circlehead

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: geriatric toilet seat

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Lascivious Fighting Clown

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: slate stimulating national security agency

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Territorial cyan doctorate

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: bright gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: milky genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Transparent bateful trailer park wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Godawful up-to-no-good kitchen gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  cobalt mad-dog skullcap

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: learning disabled dog poop

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: heady amethyst field

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Bronze flickering masturbator boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: cheese-eating brethren ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  degenerate

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: heady amethyst field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: aggressive brass

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: black juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: milky genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: boyish filthy point preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: nudist vigorous double fault circlehead

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: amber charismatic locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Lake friendly grandma

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Lake friendly grandma

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Marvelous Domesticated Mad Cow Disease

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  harsh elastic band

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Sooty Roast Beef Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: boyish filthy point preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Cocky incel

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: spectacular dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: boyish filthy point preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: nudist vigorous double fault circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Territorial cyan doctorate

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: nudist vigorous double fault circlehead

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: High-end

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: mewling crawly goyim idea he suggested

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  bearded fanboi

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  bearded fanboi

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: disturbing translucent den

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  bearded fanboi

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: boyish filthy point preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: vengeful ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: amber charismatic locus

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  bearded fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  bearded fanboi

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  nowag

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: nudist vigorous double fault circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: walnut gas station electric furnace

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  bearded fanboi

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: bright gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  bearded fanboi

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  bearded fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Seedy cumskin karate

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: 

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Seedy cumskin karate

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Seedy cumskin karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: milky genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: disturbing translucent den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: disturbing translucent den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  main people



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: milky genital piercing



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: nudist vigorous double fault circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Insane



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Provocative office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: disturbing translucent den

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: milky genital piercing



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Jet Hell Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Aquamarine

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: gold deer antler crotch

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Chartreuse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: boyish filthy point preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Jet Hell Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: sadistic red new version



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating black woman candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author:  depressive private investor

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49548061)