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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Shivering church
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Flesh Bisexual Locale Mexican
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
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Canary hospital
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
sick theater stage new version
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Shivering church
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
sick theater stage new version
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Shivering church
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
sick theater stage new version
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
yellow mentally impaired base
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Shivering church
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
yellow mentally impaired base
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Shivering church
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Appetizing space
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Shivering church
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Appetizing space
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Shivering church
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Appetizing space
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
confused soggy factory reset button
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Shivering church
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
excitant vermilion locus
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Shivering church
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
onyx heady party of the first part chapel
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Rose cheese-eating hominid step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Fragrant amethyst market
  07/09/12
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Canary hospital
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
sick theater stage new version
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Shivering church
  07/09/12
stfu
Fragrant amethyst market
  07/09/12
180
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obsidian liquid oxygen
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Startling Frum Tanning Salon
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Shivering church
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Startling Frum Tanning Salon
  07/09/12
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Charismatic awkward address
  07/04/19
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Canary hospital
  07/13/12
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Charismatic awkward address
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Hideous gaping
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
irate beady-eyed gunner
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Laughsome seedy lodge
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
irate beady-eyed gunner
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
azure hairy legs antidepressant drug
  03/04/25
lol kike
obsidian liquid oxygen
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
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  07/04/19
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Olive temple
  08/10/22
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Comical school cafeteria wagecucks
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Gay razzle-dazzle set
  07/24/24
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Saffron Hell Kitty Cat
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
stimulating spot
  09/22/24
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  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Shivering church



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Flesh Bisexual Locale Mexican

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Marvelous aqua cruise ship bbw

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Canary hospital



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: sick theater stage new version

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Shivering church

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: sick theater stage new version

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Shivering church

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: sick theater stage new version

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: yellow mentally impaired base

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Shivering church

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: yellow mentally impaired base

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Shivering church

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Appetizing space

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Shivering church

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Appetizing space

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Shivering church

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Appetizing space

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: confused soggy factory reset button

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Shivering church

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: excitant vermilion locus

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Shivering church

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: onyx heady party of the first part chapel

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Rose cheese-eating hominid step-uncle's house

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Fragrant amethyst market

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Canary hospital



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: sick theater stage new version

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Shivering church

(guy who does both)

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Fragrant amethyst market

stfu

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: sticky indian lodge personal credit line

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Jet-lagged dog poop dilemma



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: obsidian liquid oxygen



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Startling Frum Tanning Salon

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Shivering church

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Startling Frum Tanning Salon

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Charismatic awkward address



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Canary hospital



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Charismatic awkward address



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Hideous gaping

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: irate beady-eyed gunner

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Laughsome seedy lodge

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: irate beady-eyed gunner

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: azure hairy legs antidepressant drug

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: obsidian liquid oxygen

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: dashing toaster son of senegal

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Olive temple



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Comical school cafeteria wagecucks



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Gay razzle-dazzle set

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Saffron Hell Kitty Cat



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: stimulating spot

i dont eat either because im not a slob

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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: azure hairy legs antidepressant drug



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac french public bath newt

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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