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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Deranged alcoholic hunting ground
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Galvanic lime wrinkle legal warrant
  04/05/26
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lascivious masturbator
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Deranged alcoholic hunting ground
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Deranged alcoholic hunting ground
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Galvanic lime wrinkle legal warrant
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
stirring yellow twinkling uncleanness stage
  04/05/26
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Translucent hyperactive native
  04/05/26
Lol
Glittery piazza brethren
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
wild faggotry
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Deranged alcoholic hunting ground
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
wild faggotry
  04/05/26
...
Galvanic lime wrinkle legal warrant
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Fluffy volcanic crater business firm
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
lascivious masturbator
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
kink-friendly buff athletic conference
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
sable liquid oxygen parlour
  04/05/26
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Hideous dark toaster
  04/05/26
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diverse corner sound barrier
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
bateful grizzly lettuce principal's office
  04/05/26
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Coiffed frisky space kitty
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Deranged alcoholic hunting ground
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
bateful grizzly lettuce principal's office
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
talented address mood
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
hairraiser roommate
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
razzle-dazzle massive background story lodge
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
clear titillating stead filthpig
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Chrome domesticated clown
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
contagious trailer park
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
hairraiser roommate
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
clear titillating stead filthpig
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
contagious trailer park
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Hideous dark toaster
  04/05/26
...
Galvanic lime wrinkle legal warrant
  04/05/26
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Histrionic abode
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
talented address mood
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
contagious trailer park
  04/05/26
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Translucent hyperactive native
  04/05/26
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Translucent hyperactive native
  04/05/26
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Bossy Nighttime Temple
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Bossy Nighttime Temple
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Thriller ungodly mexican
  04/05/26
...
Galvanic lime wrinkle legal warrant
  04/05/26
...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Stimulating theatre
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Deranged alcoholic hunting ground
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
talented address mood
  04/05/26
...
contagious trailer park
  04/05/26
...
Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Thirsty hissy fit gaming laptop
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Deranged alcoholic hunting ground

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Galvanic lime wrinkle legal warrant

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: lascivious masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Deranged alcoholic hunting ground

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Deranged alcoholic hunting ground

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Galvanic lime wrinkle legal warrant

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: stirring yellow twinkling uncleanness stage

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Translucent hyperactive native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Glittery piazza brethren

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: wild faggotry

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Deranged alcoholic hunting ground

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: wild faggotry

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Galvanic lime wrinkle legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Fluffy volcanic crater business firm

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: lascivious masturbator

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: kink-friendly buff athletic conference

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: sable liquid oxygen parlour

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Hideous dark toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: diverse corner sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: bateful grizzly lettuce principal's office

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Coiffed frisky space kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Deranged alcoholic hunting ground

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: bateful grizzly lettuce principal's office

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: talented address mood

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: hairraiser roommate

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle massive background story lodge

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: clear titillating stead filthpig

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Chrome domesticated clown

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: contagious trailer park

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: hairraiser roommate

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: clear titillating stead filthpig

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: contagious trailer park

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Hideous dark toaster

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Galvanic lime wrinkle legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Histrionic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: talented address mood

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: contagious trailer park

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Translucent hyperactive native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Translucent hyperactive native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Bossy Nighttime Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Bossy Nighttime Temple

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Thriller ungodly mexican

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Galvanic lime wrinkle legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Stimulating theatre

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Deranged alcoholic hunting ground

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: talented address mood

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: contagious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Thirsty hissy fit gaming laptop

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49812165)