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TLS Ichiro Suzuki threw his bat once...then apologized afterward

http://atmlb.com/1xv6KqK LJL at Asians: "In addit...
Brass Abode
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180 actually
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I wonder if he will get to 3000 hits. He needs 156.
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He's coming off a solid year so I bet there's a team out the...
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  11/11/14
well, he only had 100 hits last year, so even assuming he ma...
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Right, and he only had about a half season amount of at bats...
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his OPS+ the last 4 seasons: 86, 93, 77, 89
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He sucks pretty bad now. Hard to see him and playing more t...
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? http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9586027/ichiro-suzuki-r...
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You're an idiot. Ichiro is 180 AF and it's bros like him who...
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He's a great baseball player, but this story makes it clear ...
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Seems like a solid dood who respects the game unlike faggots...
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  11/11/14
Breaking a bat has nothing to do with respecting the game. J...
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ljl at this thread. Suzuki, master of his profession, is ...
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No homo but Ichiro was a legit handsome Azn bro in his prime...
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"Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the forearm ...
Exhilarant piazza
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Look at his tie in that pic. It's not attached to anything
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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: Brass Abode

http://atmlb.com/1xv6KqK

LJL at Asians:

"In addition to that wonderful little morsel of honesty, Suzuki also explained that he has great respect for the tools of his trade and the artists who craft them. He admitted to throwing a bat once, but said he immediately regretted it and wrote a letter to the man who made it, apologizing for the lapse in judgment.

Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the face, instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696108)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Sticky blue haunted graveyard

180 actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696109)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Peach area

most honolabre 180!

*assumes karate stance*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696128)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: glassy jap



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:11 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: adventurous chrome institution marketing idea

I wonder if he will get to 3000 hits. He needs 156.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696126)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Brass Abode

He's coming off a solid year so I bet there's a team out there that will give him a chance. Would be a surprise if he gets it done next season though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696172)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: adventurous chrome institution marketing idea

well, he only had 100 hits last year, so even assuming he matches that, he will need 2 seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696178)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Brass Abode

Right, and he only had about a half season amount of at bats last season. Not sure if that was due to injury or not being a bona fide starter anymore. It would probably be in his best interest to join a very offense-needy team instead of a contender if he wants a legitimate chance at 3,000 next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696214)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: adventurous chrome institution marketing idea

his OPS+ the last 4 seasons: 86, 93, 77, 89

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696281)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: wonderful police squad station

He sucks pretty bad now. Hard to see him and playing more than one more year and he wont be getting the money he is used to getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696697)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Red electric locale

?

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: bright partner spot

nah

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: bright partner spot

?

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9586027/ichiro-suzuki-reach-remarkable-4000-hit-milestone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30536004)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: indecent striped hyena

You're an idiot. Ichiro is 180 AF and it's bros like him who save their entire race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696171)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Brass Abode

He's a great baseball player, but this story makes it clear that even that is not enough to counteract his AZNness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696188)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone locus

Seems like a solid dood who respects the game unlike faggots like Bonds and ARod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696221)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Brass Abode

Breaking a bat has nothing to do with respecting the game. Jeter has done it, Chipper Jones has done it, etc. It's good to express anger and frustration sometimes to hit the reset button. Apologizing for it is unnecessary, let alone to the person who made the fucking bat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696259)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Pea-brained soul-stirring coffee pot sandwich

ljl at this thread.

Suzuki, master of his profession, is wise enough to respect craft and workmanship. Has a lapse in judgment, disciplines himself, and accepts responsibility for his actions. Grows as a human being, accordingly surpasses many in wisdom and strength. Will die a hero to many, beloved by men of charity and good will.

U: go to sports bar in Alexandria, sloppily drink entire pitcher of beer, desperately attempt to fuck "women" on tinder, live a life unremarkable save for its depravity, which is of itself so bland and common that it is only worth passing mention.

ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696229)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Vigorous Step-uncle's House Legal Warrant



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Shivering reading party



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Medicated tripping patrolman



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:00 PM
Author: Carnelian Church Building

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Useless idea he suggested principal's office

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Sticky blue haunted graveyard



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: cerebral goyim goal in life

GAPED

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: aromatic yapping stage mad cow disease

that bit about depravity really stings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Fighting home

damn

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:22 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Olive boyish box office

Incisive

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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:07 AM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:06 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: yellow gaped stage

Still stings

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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:55 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: indecent striped hyena

No homo but Ichiro was a legit handsome Azn bro in his prime.

http://eupnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ichiro.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696668)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant piazza

"Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the forearm with a wrench, instead."

WTF, does the 'Zuk poast here??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696693)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: stirring tanning salon

Look at his tie in that pic. It's not attached to anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30535788)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Disgusting Iridescent Nursing Home French Chef

*bangs gong*

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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: Splenetic kink-friendly ticket booth

embarrassing OP

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Date: July 25th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: titillating generalized bond masturbator

He is also noted for his longevity, continuing to produce at a high level with batting, slugging, and on-base percentages above .300 in 2016, while approaching 43 years of age. In 2016, Suzuki notched the 3,000th hit of his MLB career, against Chris Rusin of the Colorado Rockies at Coors Field, becoming only the 30th player ever to do so. In total, he finished with 4,367 hits in his professional career across Japan and the United States.

3089 total

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#42837458)