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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Lol wow holy shit
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Ho lee fuk Once again, xo ahead of the game
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abusive chad nowag
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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RIP Charlie TP
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+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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I really like it here
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zombie-like telephone
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q did this
irradiated lay
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
Swollen generalized bond
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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100% not flame
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I believe
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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180
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Glad you didn’t killself friend.
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ty friend
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Lmao 180. Why was he getting concessions after seeing th...
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Can you post this on the nba subreddit
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COT DAMN. XO in the know.
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which of the white kids was kitty?
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: abusive chad nowag

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: black internal respiration



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: abusive chad nowag

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: sapphire metal death wish stead

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Spectacular aggressive whorehouse old irish cottage



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: startling community account party of the first part



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Wonderful Public Bath

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: abusive chad nowag



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: pea-brained theater candlestick maker

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: sapphire metal death wish stead

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: avocado orchestra pit wagecucks

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: abusive chad nowag



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: hot grizzly mad cow disease



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Massive Hyperventilating Legal Warrant Meetinghouse

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: buff lascivious chapel

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Aqua sound barrier

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: abusive chad nowag



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Bateful Personal Credit Line Giraffe



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Aqua sound barrier

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Magenta supple headpube

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Tripping university



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Aqua sound barrier

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2...#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: abusive chad nowag



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: abusive chad nowag



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: fantasy-prone office

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: abusive chad nowag



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: zombie-like telephone



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: irradiated lay

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Swollen generalized bond

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2...#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Aqua sound barrier

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: abusive chad nowag

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Aqua sound barrier

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: zombie-like telephone



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: irradiated lay



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Tripping university

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2...#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Massive Hyperventilating Legal Warrant Meetinghouse

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2...#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Aqua sound barrier



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Mustard Boyish Location Karate

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: abusive chad nowag



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Gold 180 selfie stage

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: abusive chad nowag

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring green business firm



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: abusive chad nowag



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: abusive chad nowag



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: fuchsia alcoholic crackhouse wrinkle

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: jade exciting people who are hurt

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: abusive chad nowag



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: abusive chad nowag



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: abusive chad nowag

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2...#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz yellow base



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: abusive chad nowag



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: narrow-minded concupiscible roast beef temple



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: abusive chad nowag



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: abusive chad nowag



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Free-loading ticket booth

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: avocado orchestra pit wagecucks



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Painfully honest place of business resort



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Odious halford boltzmann

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Mustard Boyish Location Karate



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: abusive chad nowag



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: hot grizzly mad cow disease



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Date: June 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: abusive chad nowag



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