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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Vibrant clown house
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
bearded dashing generalized bond
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Vibrant clown house
  06/01/26
120...
bearded dashing generalized bond
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
irradiated messiness
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Vibrant clown house
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
irradiated messiness
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
burgundy vigorous psychic
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Vibrant clown house
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
burgundy vigorous psychic
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Bateful Theatre
  06/01/26
...
big resort twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/26
...
Honey-headed parlour
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
deranged zombie-like roommate athletic conference
  06/01/26
...
wonderful tattoo
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Spruce stage
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
adventurous snowy quadroon private investor
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Vibrant clown house
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
adventurous snowy quadroon private investor
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
deranged zombie-like roommate athletic conference
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
big resort twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
deranged zombie-like roommate athletic conference
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
big resort twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
adventurous snowy quadroon private investor
  06/01/26
...
gay cheese-eating jew
  06/02/26
you maed it
Haunting charismatic idea he suggested
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
orange cerebral forum double fault
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
deranged zombie-like roommate athletic conference
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Titillating plaza
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
white electric lay filthpig
  06/01/26
what job did you have
Curious primrose foreskin
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
Impressive swashbuckling ceo
  06/01/26
...
Buck-toothed Bull Headed Cruise Ship Puppy
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
elite university
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
deranged zombie-like roommate athletic conference
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
elite university
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Vibrant clown house
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
deranged zombie-like roommate athletic conference
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
laughsome buff chapel
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
motley olive pistol
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
adventurous snowy quadroon private investor
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
motley olive pistol
  06/01/26
...
burgundy vigorous psychic
  06/03/26
...
Fear-inspiring insane market circlehead
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Titillating plaza
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Vibrant clown house
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Titillating plaza
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Vibrant clown house
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Grizzly range
  06/02/26
...
Provocative demanding stag film haunted graveyard
  06/02/26
...
big resort twinkling uncleanness
  06/02/26
...
Vibrant clown house
  06/03/26
...
burgundy vigorous psychic
  06/03/26
...
Titillating plaza
  06/03/26
...
wonderful tattoo
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
glittery dead stage
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
deranged zombie-like roommate athletic conference
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
razzle dull giraffe
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Provocative demanding stag film haunted graveyard
  06/03/26
...
Vibrant clown house
  06/03/26
...
razzle dull giraffe
  06/03/26
...
burgundy vigorous psychic
  06/03/26
...
Titillating plaza
  06/03/26
...
aphrodisiac alcoholic school dysfunction
  06/03/26
...
bearded dashing generalized bond
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Vibrant clown house
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
awkward tanning salon
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
razzle dull giraffe
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Vibrant clown house

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: bearded dashing generalized bond

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Vibrant clown house

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: bearded dashing generalized bond

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: irradiated messiness

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Vibrant clown house

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: irradiated messiness

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: burgundy vigorous psychic

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Vibrant clown house

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: burgundy vigorous psychic

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Bateful Theatre

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: big resort twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Honey-headed parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: deranged zombie-like roommate athletic conference

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: wonderful tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Spruce stage

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: adventurous snowy quadroon private investor

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Vibrant clown house

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: adventurous snowy quadroon private investor

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: deranged zombie-like roommate athletic conference

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: big resort twinkling uncleanness

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: deranged zombie-like roommate athletic conference

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: big resort twinkling uncleanness

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: adventurous snowy quadroon private investor

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: gay cheese-eating jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Haunting charismatic idea he suggested

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: orange cerebral forum double fault

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: deranged zombie-like roommate athletic conference

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Titillating plaza

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: white electric lay filthpig

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Curious primrose foreskin

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Impressive swashbuckling ceo

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Bull Headed Cruise Ship Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: elite university

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: deranged zombie-like roommate athletic conference

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: elite university

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Vibrant clown house

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: deranged zombie-like roommate athletic conference

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: laughsome buff chapel

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: motley olive pistol

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: adventurous snowy quadroon private investor

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: motley olive pistol

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: burgundy vigorous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring insane market circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Titillating plaza

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Vibrant clown house

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Titillating plaza

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Vibrant clown house

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Grizzly range

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Provocative demanding stag film haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: big resort twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Vibrant clown house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: burgundy vigorous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Titillating plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: wonderful tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: glittery dead stage

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: deranged zombie-like roommate athletic conference

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: razzle dull giraffe

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Provocative demanding stag film haunted graveyard

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Vibrant clown house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: razzle dull giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: burgundy vigorous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Titillating plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac alcoholic school dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: bearded dashing generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Vibrant clown house

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: awkward tanning salon

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: razzle dull giraffe

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2...#49912932)