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almost completely ruined my life by flushing a bar of soap down my toilet

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Light temple

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere weird like a grocery store and the meat guy was like hey try this old spice soap it smells great so i got some. was taking a shower and i rubbed this soap all over my body and it smelled so bad i almost fell down in the shower and i was so pissed off at this soap i just grabbed the brand new bar and reached out of the shower and threw it in the toilet and flushed. i'm not really sure what i thought would happen but soap clogs the fuck out of a toilet. so with a fresh bar of old spice blocking the way i couldn't use any toilet paper and could just barely get the toilet to drain down pee but eventually i had to shit and had a brilliant idea: if pee will go down around the soap why not just pee my shit out of my ass. so i started drinking tons of epsom salt and peed every ounce of shit out of my body for several days and since i can't flush toilet paper i left the little bag from the grocery store on the ground to collect everything. so finally now that exams are underway something happened and the soap broke loose and all the soapy shit and piss residue went down and i was able dump the bag of faeces paper down too. huge relief during this stressful and scholarly time

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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: indecent know-it-all step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: racy pearl affirmative action

why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit 60-80 logs easily in a standard 5gall bowel with light plunging to level off each waste cycle.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Light temple

adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i have to constantly drink fluids to stay hydrated. it's so much pee it's a pain in the ass to just pee in the sink or something because it splashed all over me

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: racy pearl affirmative action

piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegradable and cops won't dna it anyway.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Light temple

yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: racy pearl affirmative action

plumbers hate him

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Light temple



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: hot space people who are hurt

lol

good shit

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling demanding goyim



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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: lascivious purple police squad crackhouse



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Date: February 24th, 2018 6:27 AM
Author: Snowy pontificating orchestra pit



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: ocher cracking laser beams

180, pls tweet this

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Light temple

too personal

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: racy pearl affirmative action

no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's in the toilet it's garbage.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Light temple



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Bateful Tattoo



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: disturbing dilemma private investor

how often you hear this story

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 3:15 AM
Author: Light temple

have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: Irradiated scarlet nowag

would've been a peak experience no doubt

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Light temple

cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: French parlor boltzmann

GOod poast moniker synergy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Light temple

because of the ass pee?

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Spruce Stage

we've all been there

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Light temple

crazy time in a man's life

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Disrespectful gay range

chill on the addy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Light temple

lmao cr

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Date: June 18th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: twinkling messiness



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: bossy cerebral gaping

180 billion.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: razzle kitty cat



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: mischievous wonderful trust fund

180

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:05 PM
Author: Maniacal Theater

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: vigorous school famous landscape painting

why didn't you just crack-open the tank and shit/piss in there? the shit would likely liquify by the time exams ended/soap disintegrated...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2...#33217861)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Laughsome haunted graveyard volcanic crater

Flush hot water

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:19 AM
Author: Bateful Tattoo



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: Federal twisted kitty

180

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: olive hairy legs

Great thread

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: Spruce Stage

it's a masterpiece

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: bearded stag film

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Author: Bat-shit-crazy grizzly roommate

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