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Came to “Outback Steakhouse” for the first time tonight. LMAO

Amerikkkans choose to go out and eat this goyslop?
Elite Site Legend
  04/06/26
That's international cuisine you're talking about buddy
Razzle-dazzle sanctuary
  04/07/26
do they have those in hawaii? it used to be better IMO
Stimulating kitchen mad-dog skullcap
  04/06/26
I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, ...
Elite Site Legend
  04/06/26
Top or bottom surgery?
opaque dead doctorate
  04/06/26
Top but still
Elite Site Legend
  04/06/26
That's a crime against humanity
opaque dead doctorate
  04/06/26
Not in my opinion. In fact just today at the preop the surg...
Elite Site Legend
  04/07/26
https://youtu.be/ujF8dpyk5XE
Stirring Zippy Party Of The First Part Queen Of The Night
  04/07/26
I want my child's surgeon ranting about the president during...
Greedy incel
  04/07/26
Well I hardly had time to administer an IQ test given the ti...
Elite Site Legend
  04/07/26
Would you have walked away if the gender affirmation surgeon...
Greedy incel
  04/07/26
Of course. I've yet to meet an intelligent Trumpmo.
Elite Site Legend
  04/07/26
Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM Author: Emotionally + Physic...
marvelous out-of-control pit
  04/12/26
This is insane and evil
Amber sadistic pistol
  04/12/26
did you stay by the airport or something? should've gone in...
Dun brethren national
  04/06/26
Wow. Do you have some kind of remote-viewing ability?
Elite Site Legend
  04/07/26
How tf did your kid grow boobs if she was juiced to the gill...
Stirring Zippy Party Of The First Part Queen Of The Night
  04/07/26
The standard of care is to not start them on blockers until ...
Elite Site Legend
  04/07/26
You should be in jail
Stirring Zippy Party Of The First Part Queen Of The Night
  04/07/26
I will never be "jailed," I will never be "ch...
Elite Site Legend
  04/07/26
"come to me you lisping faggot" said the nigger fi...
Appetizing House
  04/06/26
Even disco hasn't eaten at outback in like a decade jfc boom...
vivacious smoky coffee pot
  04/06/26
My point is that I'd never been in my life. But they have o...
Elite Site Legend
  04/06/26
He got banned after passing out in the parking lot
exciting sooty ceo
  04/07/26
Blooming onion is 180
haunting gold nursing home
  04/06/26
We got that. It sucks. Might as well just put out a bowl o...
Elite Site Legend
  04/06/26
Objectively wrong
haunting gold nursing home
  04/06/26
Proles have all moved on to Texas Roadhouse
ruddy area
  04/06/26
trump's tarrif's on austrailia made it impossible for outbac...
Shaky chartreuse market
  04/07/26
...
Supple Antidepressant Drug International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/07/26
hey man this is triggering for a certain poa
Learning disabled university
  04/06/26
Whoa. I really do not enjoy restaurants anymore. So I’...
Blue Goyim
  04/07/26
Lol, Bucca di Beppo is the goyslop of Italian food in CA. A...
Elite Site Legend
  04/07/26
Yeah options by Disneyland were limited.
Blue Goyim
  04/07/26
this. any franchise / chain restaurant is pure SyscoSlop
Embarrassed to the bone rehab boiling water
  04/07/26
cr but the "ethnic" places have headed that same w...
nubile fortuitous meteor theater
  04/07/26
I was at a conference once in the area and there are few goo...
mind-boggling depressive candlestick maker
  04/07/26
...
Elite Site Legend
  04/07/26
LJL--I was on a big, extended family trip to Disney a couple...
Supple Antidepressant Drug International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/07/26
it is filling the space that Ponderosa used to occupy, for p...
federal piazza
  04/07/26
Goddamn, maybe there's something to MAHA after all
Elite Site Legend
  04/07/26
Use to eat at one all the time with my ex-gf in San Diego. I...
hyperactive sinister lay
  04/07/26
I can't believe I read all of this.
Appetizing House
  04/07/26
chilmata is a bort legend but this is not one of his best po...
Stirring Zippy Party Of The First Part Queen Of The Night
  04/07/26
He’s been complete shit since the Asian Human Resource...
drab range gay wizard
  04/07/26
Oh you rike a jarapenyo bager?
hyperactive sinister lay
  04/07/26
better than eating at outback
hyperactive sinister lay
  04/07/26
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federal piazza
  04/07/26
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Multi-colored Gay Chapel
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Blue Goyim
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vivacious smoky coffee pot
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Hairraiser aquamarine police squad
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Cheese-eating karate
  04/07/26
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Fluffy School Cafeteria
  04/12/26
The best looking couple award is a pretty good line
Razzle-dazzle sanctuary
  04/07/26
Mike tweezes his eyebrows.
hyperactive sinister lay
  04/08/26
...
boyish school foreskin
  04/07/26
"Hey! Just kidding!"
Supple Antidepressant Drug International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/07/26
...
Elite Site Legend
  04/07/26
the 2nd story is one of the most autistic things i've ever r...
bearded aromatic deer antler
  04/07/26
(new poaster, first day)
Supple Antidepressant Drug International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/07/26
(guy who religiously reads a nearly dead law board)
bearded aromatic deer antler
  04/07/26
Literally laughing, 3 minutes after having moved on, at how ...
Talented thirsty lodge shitlib
  04/07/26
Yeah, in the middle of writing it I realized that there was ...
hyperactive sinister lay
  04/07/26
lol, I think you’ve told this story before
razzle drunken crackhouse
  04/07/26
"what is this a handsome contest" great story...
Amethyst nighttime dragon
  04/07/26
180 poast classic chilmata
exciting sooty ceo
  04/07/26
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Greedy incel
  04/07/26
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vivacious smoky coffee pot
  04/07/26
Brother don't mind the haters I am LMAOing over here
heady awkward cruise ship
  04/08/26
Find a small hibachi place and surprise your daughter with a...
Pearl cracking forum scourge upon the earth
  04/07/26
180
Amber sadistic pistol
  04/07/26
180 visualization
Elite Site Legend
  04/07/26
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Fluffy School Cafeteria
  04/12/26
I used to eat there pretty frequently with my family in the ...
Supple Antidepressant Drug International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/07/26
About the only sysco goyslop I can still eat is wings. ...
Talented thirsty lodge shitlib
  04/07/26
It has definitely gotten worse. Previously, more restaurants...
Supple Antidepressant Drug International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/07/26
I worked at a chili's in the 00's, and I don't know that the...
Talented thirsty lodge shitlib
  04/07/26
baby back ribs were always disgusting cardbord slop. and ...
nubile fortuitous meteor theater
  04/07/26
Sysco supplies everyone from abuelitas taco stand to 3 star ...
Cheese-eating karate
  04/07/26
lol i tried jalapeno poppers for the first time in 20 years ...
nubile fortuitous meteor theater
  04/07/26
Really sad and sick stuff. Food is so fundamental to life an...
Supple Antidepressant Drug International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/07/26
...
Indigo insecure place of business
  04/08/26
steaks are the worst things on the menu. everything else is ...
Ivory kitty windowlicker
  04/07/26
You were supposed to go to Texas Roadhouse, my guy
irradiated vermilion stage
  04/07/26
I don't think I'm going to eat at "chain restaurants&qu...
Elite Site Legend
  04/07/26
chain restaurants are fine. castrating your children is not.
Ivory kitty windowlicker
  04/07/26
You have said the actual truth
Amber sadistic pistol
  04/07/26
Now reverse those and you'll see the world from my perspecti...
Elite Site Legend
  04/07/26
tbf you can not like chain restaurants and also not be an ev...
Ivory kitty windowlicker
  04/08/26
Good look filing in Judicial Hellhole(TM) jurisdictions with...
Talented thirsty lodge shitlib
  04/07/26
Like Gerry Spence, whenever I go to Judicial Hellholes, I ea...
Elite Site Legend
  04/07/26
This isn't 1992. ARE country doesn't have locally owned pla...
Talented thirsty lodge shitlib
  04/07/26
nah you didn't and the only thing on the menu at your house ...
Swashbuckling Snowy Dog Poop
  04/08/26
spaceporn showing up, salivating, for a Hannibal Lecter styl...
federal piazza
  04/08/26
https://theworld.org/stories/2016/07/31/japanese-artist-cook...
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  04/10/26
The casual way in which Poe drops into conversation that he ...
marvelous out-of-control pit
  04/12/26
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Amber sadistic pistol
  04/12/26
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marvelous out-of-control pit
  04/12/26
Was it the one near Southcenter? I've eaten there several ti...
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  04/12/26
Your kids are only "trans" because of what happene...
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  04/12/26


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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Elite Site Legend

Amerikkkans choose to go out and eat this goyslop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799237)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sanctuary

That's international cuisine you're talking about buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799480)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Stimulating kitchen mad-dog skullcap

do they have those in hawaii?

it used to be better IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799248)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: Elite Site Legend

I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, for a minor surgery for my 16 yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799280)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: opaque dead doctorate

Top or bottom surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799284)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Elite Site Legend

Top but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799296)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: opaque dead doctorate

That's a crime against humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799313)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Elite Site Legend

Not in my opinion. In fact just today at the preop the surgeon was railing against Mr. Trump and how he's the one who's immoral around this topic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:06 AM
Author: Stirring Zippy Party Of The First Part Queen Of The Night

https://youtu.be/ujF8dpyk5XE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799429)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Greedy incel

I want my child's surgeon ranting about the president during an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800177)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Elite Site Legend

Well I hardly had time to administer an IQ test given the time constraints, so I used Trump support as a proxy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800430)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Greedy incel

Would you have walked away if the gender affirmation surgeon was a Trumpmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800669)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Elite Site Legend

Of course. I've yet to meet an intelligent Trumpmo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800810)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:45 AM
Author: marvelous out-of-control pit

Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, for a minor surgery for my 16 yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799280)

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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM

Author: Nyolent Vigor

Top or bottom surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799284)

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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:35 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Top but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49811874)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Amber sadistic pistol

This is insane and evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49812818)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Dun brethren national

did you stay by the airport or something? should've gone into the city so your zhild could meet some alternative folx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799334)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: Elite Site Legend

Wow. Do you have some kind of remote-viewing ability?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799377)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:09 AM
Author: Stirring Zippy Party Of The First Part Queen Of The Night

How tf did your kid grow boobs if she was juiced to the gills on T since age 11?

Also isn't she like 6'4"? Does she have a beard lmao. They always have beards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799431)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Elite Site Legend

The standard of care is to not start them on blockers until the first signs of puberty. So he had what they call "breast buds." He's got a lot of muscles like his old man, so you really wouldn't be able to tell if you just saw him on the beach, but upon close inspection there is a little puffiness around the nipples.

Have you seen my boobs btw?

https://imgur.com/a/you-don-t-have-to-age-Z2XoVcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800446)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Stirring Zippy Party Of The First Part Queen Of The Night

You should be in jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800523)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Elite Site Legend

I will never be "jailed," I will never be "charged with a crime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800811)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:15 PM
Author: Appetizing House

"come to me you lisping faggot" said the nigger filled slophouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799262)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: vivacious smoky coffee pot

Even disco hasn't eaten at outback in like a decade jfc boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799283)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Elite Site Legend

My point is that I'd never been in my life. But they have one by our hotel so I was like, "I should try out this little slice of Oz at least once."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799301)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: exciting sooty ceo

He got banned after passing out in the parking lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799403)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: haunting gold nursing home

Blooming onion is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799285)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Elite Site Legend

We got that. It sucks. Might as well just put out a bowl of Nacho Doritos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799298)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: haunting gold nursing home

Objectively wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799305)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: ruddy area

Proles have all moved on to Texas Roadhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799300)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: Shaky chartreuse market

trump's tarrif's on austrailia made it impossible for outback to compete with trh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799692)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Supple Antidepressant Drug International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799739)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Learning disabled university

hey man this is triggering for a certain poa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799312)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: Blue Goyim

Whoa. I really do not enjoy restaurants anymore. So I’m not surprised it sucks. I took my family to a place called Bucca di Beppo outside of Disneyland last year. We were the only ones in that place. It was a little weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799353)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: Elite Site Legend

Lol, Bucca di Beppo is the goyslop of Italian food in CA. American restaurants in 2026 are just a disaster outside of pure "ethnic" places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799380)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:58 AM
Author: Blue Goyim

Yeah options by Disneyland were limited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799420)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone rehab boiling water

this. any franchise / chain restaurant is pure SyscoSlop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799443)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: nubile fortuitous meteor theater

cr but the "ethnic" places have headed that same way. so many shitty thai/chinese/indian places with clearly premade food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799814)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: mind-boggling depressive candlestick maker

I was at a conference once in the area and there are few good restaurants and most were booked. Bucca was booked too and we had dinner there. Was a surreal experience seeing so many big lawyers and bankers dressed in nice suits all cramming in and eating this slop with the tacky decor everywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799664)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Elite Site Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800385)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: Supple Antidepressant Drug International Law Enforcement Agency

LJL--I was on a big, extended family trip to Disney a couple years ago and we ordered a few big pasta platters from there for delivery. We had a spicy pasta that was highly cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799748)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:41 AM
Author: federal piazza

it is filling the space that Ponderosa used to occupy, for people who like their steaks thin and grey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799395)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Elite Site Legend

Goddamn, maybe there's something to MAHA after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799406)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: hyperactive sinister lay

Use to eat at one all the time with my ex-gf in San Diego. I think the sirloins might be processed or something. Its hard to explain but it is really weird. Two quick stories.

One time eating my sirloin dinner with my ex-gf I found a bunch of staples in my baked potato. There was no risk of me eating them, they weren't hidden or anything. IIRC, it was covered in tin foil and then when I opened it up the staples were in the tin foil or something.

It was like 15 staples. They were loose, but together and it wasn't like I went to take a bite and then saw a staple. I opened my potato and was all, "Holy shit, there's a bunch of fucking staples in my potato."

I wasn't mad or anything, I just flagged the waiter down and gave him my potato and asked for a new potato.

The waiter was predictably, "Oh, wow, holy shit, ok, let me get you a new potato," and then the manager came over who was understandably suspicious of the whole story.

I didn't complain, I didn't ask for anything for free, but she was still suspicious as fuck and I was borderline offended.

They gave me a free meal.

My other story is one time I was in that same Outback just having a beer after work, don't ask me why I was drinking a beer in Outback. I might have gone to get a bloomin onion and watch a basketball game, who knows, it was 20 years ago, but I can tell you it was the only time I ever went to that or any other Outback for a beer. Anyways.

While I'm sitting there I see a lawyer I used to work with just the year before. We shared an office when I started out solo and then I joined a firm, so its now a year or so later and I see him with his fiance.

I tell the bartender I want to buy them both beers. They are both drinking beers out of the Outback's patented frosted mugs. I just remembered the frosted mugs. Maybe that's why I was there drinking a beer. Hmmm. Anyways.

I tell the bartender that when she brings them the beers tell them the beers are free because they are the best looking couple in the restaurant.

They really were a good looking couple. Both of them probably could have been models. And they knew it. They were pretty cool people, I never really got to know her but she seemed cool. Mike was cool. I was bored, just wanted to see their reactions I guess.

So I watch as the bartender brings them their drinks and explain that they won an award (I think that is what I had her tell them) for being the best looking couple in the bar.

When the realized they got beers for free they got really excited and were all smiles and then when they learned the reason, they kind of paused and looked confused. I was only a couple of feet away so I jumped off my bar stool and was all, "Hey! Just kidding!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799441)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Appetizing House

I can't believe I read all of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799477)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Stirring Zippy Party Of The First Part Queen Of The Night

chilmata is a bort legend but this is not one of his best poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799481)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: drab range gay wizard

He’s been complete shit since the Asian Human Resources cunt saga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800150)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: hyperactive sinister lay

Oh you rike a jarapenyo bager?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800787)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:45 AM
Author: hyperactive sinister lay

better than eating at outback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799482)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: federal piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799495)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:29 AM
Author: Multi-colored Gay Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799517)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: Blue Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799595)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:05 AM
Author: vivacious smoky coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799627)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser aquamarine police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799656)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: Cheese-eating karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Fluffy School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49813273)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:49 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sanctuary

The best looking couple award is a pretty good line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799486)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 3:31 AM
Author: hyperactive sinister lay

Mike tweezes his eyebrows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49802980)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: boyish school foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799596)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: Supple Antidepressant Drug International Law Enforcement Agency

"Hey! Just kidding!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799751)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Elite Site Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800392)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: bearded aromatic deer antler

the 2nd story is one of the most autistic things i've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799775)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Supple Antidepressant Drug International Law Enforcement Agency

(new poaster, first day)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799779)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: bearded aromatic deer antler

(guy who religiously reads a nearly dead law board)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799783)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Talented thirsty lodge shitlib

Literally laughing, 3 minutes after having moved on, at how bad this story was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799803)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: hyperactive sinister lay

Yeah, in the middle of writing it I realized that there was no real punchline but I continued on, recklessly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800408)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: razzle drunken crackhouse

lol, I think you’ve told this story before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799839)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Amethyst nighttime dragon

"what is this a handsome contest"

great story though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799980)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: exciting sooty ceo

180 poast classic chilmata

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800220)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Greedy incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800679)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: vivacious smoky coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49801055)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: heady awkward cruise ship

Brother don't mind the haters I am LMAOing over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49804394)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Pearl cracking forum scourge upon the earth

Find a small hibachi place and surprise your daughter with a special post-op treat when her surgeon meets you there with a twine-wrapped butcher paper package for the grill. “Welcome to Moloch’s, my friend,” he says as he joins your table. “I hear the water here is really expensive but that just reminds us of home.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799657)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Amber sadistic pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799997)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Elite Site Legend

180 visualization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800449)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Fluffy School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49813276)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Supple Antidepressant Drug International Law Enforcement Agency

I used to eat there pretty frequently with my family in the 90s. They'd have a wait on Friday and Saturday nights, and a waitress would bring around bloomins onion for waiting patrons to snack on. It was back in the day when you would state whether you wanted the smoking or non-smoking section, and we'd say "first available" on account of the aforementioned weekend wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799762)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Talented thirsty lodge shitlib

About the only sysco goyslop I can still eat is wings.

15-20 years ago I could have fun with classmates/coworkers at an outback or chili's or whatever, but now it seriously tastes like shit to me.

I highly doubt the food has actually gotten worse (although, see, e.g., Reese's PB cups); I've just become an overly fancy faggot who likes minimally processed shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799810)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Supple Antidepressant Drug International Law Enforcement Agency

It has definitely gotten worse. Previously, more restaurants were doing something closer to actually cooking food on site. Now, there is more and more ladeling out pre-made assembly line slop.

E.g., this video about the same jalapeno poppers being served in a bunch of different restaurants across the country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXXQTzQXRFc

Even small local places fall victim to this. Why cut up fresh peppers and prepare your own poppers every day, when you can just get them off the back of a Sysco truck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799830)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Talented thirsty lodge shitlib

I worked at a chili's in the 00's, and I don't know that there was an "oven" or pots or pans; just a fryer, griddle, microwaves. Soup came from a giant sealed bag. The chips, hilariously, would come in as chips (so not like raw or tortillas or anything) but would still get fried and salted again (which tbf made them delicious; those I would probably still think taste good). The "cooks" were really just heater-uppers.

EDIT: Maybe sysco itself has declined. Like maybe the pre-made soups used to have real cheese, and in the 2010s they discovered that hydrogenized vegetable oil product lasted 30% longer or some shit. Etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799840)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: nubile fortuitous meteor theater

baby back ribs were always disgusting cardbord slop.

and those werent even "cooks" they were war criminals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799982)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Cheese-eating karate

Sysco supplies everyone from abuelitas taco stand to 3 star Michelin restaurants - it's all about what level of product they order and what they source themselves from local or artesianal providers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49801244)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: nubile fortuitous meteor theater

lol i tried jalapeno poppers for the first time in 20 years not so long ago and they were disgusting. used to be my favorite prole food but it was just some velveeta "cheez TM" product inside a green thing and then deep fried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49799976)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Supple Antidepressant Drug International Law Enforcement Agency

Really sad and sick stuff. Food is so fundamental to life and being human. Replacing a great portion of calories with assembly-line filler is bad bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800185)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Indigo insecure place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49804346)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Ivory kitty windowlicker

steaks are the worst things on the menu. everything else is pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800134)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: irradiated vermilion stage

You were supposed to go to Texas Roadhouse, my guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800451)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Elite Site Legend

I don't think I'm going to eat at "chain restaurants" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800812)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: Ivory kitty windowlicker

chain restaurants are fine. castrating your children is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49800943)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Amber sadistic pistol

You have said the actual truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49802305)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Elite Site Legend

Now reverse those and you'll see the world from my perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49802320)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Ivory kitty windowlicker

tbf you can not like chain restaurants and also not be an evil piece of human shit who abuses and mutilates their own children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49804337)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Talented thirsty lodge shitlib

Good look filing in Judicial Hellhole(TM) jurisdictions with that attitude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49801258)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Elite Site Legend

Like Gerry Spence, whenever I go to Judicial Hellholes, I eat strictly in locally owned places, to get a sense for what a potential jury might look and talk like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49802314)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Talented thirsty lodge shitlib

This isn't 1992. ARE country doesn't have locally owned places. You'll need to hit the applebee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49802751)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Snowy Dog Poop

nah you didn't and the only thing on the menu at your house is your poor kid's severed penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49804396)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: federal piazza

spaceporn showing up, salivating, for a Hannibal Lecter style dinner party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49804454)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: navy bat-shit-crazy public bath organic girlfriend

https://theworld.org/stories/2016/07/31/japanese-artist-cooks-and-serves-his-own-genitals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49808484)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:47 AM
Author: marvelous out-of-control pit

The casual way in which Poe drops into conversation that he is having his child physically mutilated and disfigured and then keeps talking chain restaurants is sickening and chilling. Poe, you deserve an early and painful death.

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&mc=95&forum_id=2#49811874

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49811876)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Amber sadistic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49812827)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: marvelous out-of-control pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49812927)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Coiffed exhilarant meetinghouse

Was it the one near Southcenter? I've eaten there several times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49813262)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Fluffy School Cafeteria

Your kids are only "trans" because of what happened with their mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...#49813274)