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almost completely ruined my life by flushing a bar of soap down my toilet

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Doobsian Violent Athletic Conference

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere weird like a grocery store and the meat guy was like hey try this old spice soap it smells great so i got some. was taking a shower and i rubbed this soap all over my body and it smelled so bad i almost fell down in the shower and i was so pissed off at this soap i just grabbed the brand new bar and reached out of the shower and threw it in the toilet and flushed. i'm not really sure what i thought would happen but soap clogs the fuck out of a toilet. so with a fresh bar of old spice blocking the way i couldn't use any toilet paper and could just barely get the toilet to drain down pee but eventually i had to shit and had a brilliant idea: if pee will go down around the soap why not just pee my shit out of my ass. so i started drinking tons of epsom salt and peed every ounce of shit out of my body for several days and since i can't flush toilet paper i left the little bag from the grocery store on the ground to collect everything. so finally now that exams are underway something happened and the soap broke loose and all the soapy shit and piss residue went down and i was able dump the bag of faeces paper down too. huge relief during this stressful and scholarly time

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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: twinkling hospital mexican



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Cerise boyish fanboi

why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit 60-80 logs easily in a standard 5gall bowel with light plunging to level off each waste cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2...#33210206)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Doobsian Violent Athletic Conference

adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i have to constantly drink fluids to stay hydrated. it's so much pee it's a pain in the ass to just pee in the sink or something because it splashed all over me

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Cerise boyish fanboi

piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegradable and cops won't dna it anyway.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Doobsian Violent Athletic Conference

yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: Cerise boyish fanboi

plumbers hate him

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Doobsian Violent Athletic Conference



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Vigorous Stage Juggernaut

lol

good shit

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: disgusting persian



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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:01 PM
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Date: February 24th, 2018 6:27 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: Rambunctious balding parlour main people

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Doobsian Violent Athletic Conference

too personal

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Cerise boyish fanboi

no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's in the toilet it's garbage.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Doobsian Violent Athletic Conference



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Effete Contagious Friendly Grandma



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: Salmon Associate

how often you hear this story

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 3:15 AM
Author: Doobsian Violent Athletic Conference

have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: mustard hot dysfunction

would've been a peak experience no doubt

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Doobsian Violent Athletic Conference

cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Sapphire adventurous cruise ship

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Doobsian Violent Athletic Conference

because of the ass pee?

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Free-loading university private investor

we've all been there

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Doobsian Violent Athletic Conference

crazy time in a man's life

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Aromatic wine spot coldplay fan

chill on the addy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Doobsian Violent Athletic Conference

lmao cr

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Date: June 18th, 2017 2:41 PM
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Ruby plaza

180 billion.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

180

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:05 PM
Author: Cerebral chapel factory reset button

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: Erotic Set Candlestick Maker

why didn't you just crack-open the tank and shit/piss in there? the shit would likely liquify by the time exams ended/soap disintegrated...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2...#33217861)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Zippy love of her life

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:19 AM
Author: Effete Contagious Friendly Grandma



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: unhinged spectacular sneaky criminal locus

180

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: excitant goal in life

Great thread

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: Free-loading university private investor

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:36 PM
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