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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Trip corn cake
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
swashbuckling sound barrier school
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Wonderful crusty gay wizard
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
haunting stimulating ladyboy old irish cottage
  08/30/25
...
Cracking amethyst step-uncle's house digit ratio
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Beady-eyed henna volcanic crater cruise ship
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Flirting salmon locus hunting ground
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Trip corn cake
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Flirting salmon locus hunting ground
  08/31/25
...
saffron pea-brained theatre juggernaut
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  08/31/25
delusional take
saffron pea-brained theatre juggernaut
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Lavender Curious Area
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Geriatric circlehead roast beef
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Trip corn cake
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Trip corn cake
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Geriatric circlehead roast beef
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Geriatric circlehead roast beef
  09/05/25
...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
crawly therapy kitchen
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Geriatric circlehead roast beef
  09/05/25
...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Geriatric circlehead roast beef
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Trip corn cake
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Gay University
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Gay University
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  09/05/25
Kenny
Geriatric circlehead roast beef
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Trip corn cake
  09/06/25
...
Bateful azure stage
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  09/06/25
...
Bateful azure stage
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Trip corn cake
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
carmine shivering pistol parlour
  09/07/25
Explain
Trip corn cake
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Motley dilemma internal respiration
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Trip corn cake
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Trip corn cake
  09/07/25
...
Lavender Curious Area
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Geriatric circlehead roast beef
  01/18/26
...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
frum macaca
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Trip corn cake
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Trip corn cake
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
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  03/30/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Trip corn cake

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: swashbuckling sound barrier school

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Wonderful crusty gay wizard

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: haunting stimulating ladyboy old irish cottage

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cracking amethyst step-uncle's house digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed henna volcanic crater cruise ship

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Flirting salmon locus hunting ground

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Trip corn cake

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Flirting salmon locus hunting ground

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: saffron pea-brained theatre juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: saffron pea-brained theatre juggernaut

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Lavender Curious Area

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Geriatric circlehead roast beef

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Trip corn cake

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Trip corn cake

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Geriatric circlehead roast beef

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Geriatric circlehead roast beef

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: crawly therapy kitchen

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Geriatric circlehead roast beef

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Geriatric circlehead roast beef

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Trip corn cake

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Gay University

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Gay University

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Geriatric circlehead roast beef

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Trip corn cake

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Bateful azure stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Bateful azure stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Trip corn cake

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: carmine shivering pistol parlour

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Trip corn cake

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Motley dilemma internal respiration

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Trip corn cake

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Trip corn cake

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Lavender Curious Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Geriatric circlehead roast beef

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: frum macaca

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Trip corn cake

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Trip corn cake

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Splenetic pearly wrinkle messiness

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49780103)