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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
cream church building
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Hilarious razzmatazz site mother
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Jfc
twinkling elastic band
  04/08/23
To be fair, I can confirm.
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arousing house
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Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get cau...
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arousing house
  04/09/23
sure bud
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180 area
  04/08/23
This is so fucked up.
free-loading cobalt plaza idiot
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bearded heaven
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
bonkers smoky roommate
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
chrome contagious pervert
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
zombie-like translucent hairy legs
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arousing house
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
Razzle-dazzle people who are hurt
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puce stage regret
  03/10/24
TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
boyish out-of-control dragon
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Cowardly Crackhouse Circlehead
  04/08/23
Big if true
beady-eyed lilac market partner
  04/08/23
So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
puce stage regret
  04/08/23
The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
cream church building
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bearded heaven
  04/09/23
Tick tock spaceporn
bateful ticket booth
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
carmine motley round eye step-uncle's house
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
bateful ticket booth
  04/09/23
I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
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arousing house
  04/09/23
Jesus.
Wild electric ceo blood rage
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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bull headed school love of her life
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boyish out-of-control dragon
  04/12/23
Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
cream church building
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
carmine motley round eye step-uncle's house
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
cream church building
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free-loading cobalt plaza idiot
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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  05/10/23
new here?
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Hilarious razzmatazz site mother
  08/15/23
based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
racy rehab
  05/10/23
Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
carmine motley round eye step-uncle's house
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
free-loading cobalt plaza idiot
  05/10/23
throwaway?
racy rehab
  05/10/23
I can't say more.
free-loading cobalt plaza idiot
  05/10/23
i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
racy rehab
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free-loading cobalt plaza idiot
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yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
federal twinkling uncleanness
  05/10/23
new poaster, first day?
twinkling elastic band
  05/10/23
like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
federal twinkling uncleanness
  05/10/23
This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
Aromatic Useless Brakes Theatre
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
chrome contagious pervert
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imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
racy rehab
  05/10/23
this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little ...
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: cream church building

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: laughsome peach immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Hilarious razzmatazz site mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: twinkling elastic band

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: elite harsh sound barrier university

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: arousing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: saffron territorial depressive

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Hilarious razzmatazz site mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: house-broken dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: arousing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling obsidian community account

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: 180 area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: free-loading cobalt plaza idiot

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: bearded heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: bonkers smoky roommate

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: chrome contagious pervert

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: zombie-like translucent hairy legs

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: arousing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle people who are hurt

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: puce stage regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: boyish out-of-control dragon

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Cowardly Crackhouse Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed lilac market partner

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: puce stage regret

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: cream church building

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: bearded heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: bateful ticket booth

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: carmine motley round eye step-uncle's house

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: bateful ticket booth

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: carmine motley round eye step-uncle's house

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: arousing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Wild electric ceo blood rage

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Vivacious flesh hominid

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: bull headed school love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: boyish out-of-control dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: cream church building

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: carmine motley round eye step-uncle's house

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: cream church building

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: cream church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: free-loading cobalt plaza idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: federal twinkling uncleanness

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: plum heady sanctuary

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Hilarious razzmatazz site mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: racy rehab

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: carmine motley round eye step-uncle's house

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: free-loading cobalt plaza idiot

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: racy rehab

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: free-loading cobalt plaza idiot

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: racy rehab

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: free-loading cobalt plaza idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: federal twinkling uncleanness

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: twinkling elastic band

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: federal twinkling uncleanness

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Aromatic Useless Brakes Theatre

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: chrome contagious pervert

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: racy rehab

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Aromatic Useless Brakes Theatre

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: bull headed school love of her life

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Mentally impaired yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: bull headed school love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Wonderful antidepressant drug temple

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: orange gunner roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: racy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Thirsty fanboi public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: chrome contagious pervert

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Mentally impaired yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Yellow chapel voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: 180 area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: lascivious macaca hall

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: concupiscible indecent filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: arousing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: chrome contagious pervert

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: 1 in the pink 2 in the stink



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#49706376)