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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Aquamarine swashbuckling range friendly grandma
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Transparent thriller business firm laser beams
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Deep pearly twinkling uncleanness
  08/30/25
...
curious church
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Diverse jet-lagged karate affirmative action
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Green marvelous sex offender
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Green marvelous sex offender
  08/31/25
...
Orchid vigorous jap stage
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  08/31/25
delusional take
Orchid vigorous jap stage
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Vibrant effete state french chef
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Fantasy-prone Bonkers Cuckoldry
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Fantasy-prone Bonkers Cuckoldry
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Fantasy-prone Bonkers Cuckoldry
  09/05/25
...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
heady institution fortuitous meteor
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Fantasy-prone Bonkers Cuckoldry
  09/05/25
...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Fantasy-prone Bonkers Cuckoldry
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Self-centered death wish
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Self-centered death wish
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  09/05/25
Kenny
Fantasy-prone Bonkers Cuckoldry
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo
  09/06/25
...
Flesh Razzle Newt Puppy
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  09/06/25
...
Flesh Razzle Newt Puppy
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Galvanic stubborn kitchen
  09/07/25
Explain
Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
alcoholic trip hell
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo
  09/07/25
...
Vibrant effete state french chef
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Fantasy-prone Bonkers Cuckoldry
  01/18/26
...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Hyperactive area marketing idea
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Painfully honest pocket flask
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Fantasy-prone Bonkers Cuckoldry
  05/28/26
...
mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator
  05/28/26
...
Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Debunked antisemitic trope
  07/12/26
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  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  07/12/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Aquamarine swashbuckling range friendly grandma

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Transparent thriller business firm laser beams

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Deep pearly twinkling uncleanness

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: curious church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Diverse jet-lagged karate affirmative action

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Green marvelous sex offender

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Green marvelous sex offender

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Orchid vigorous jap stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Orchid vigorous jap stage

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Vibrant effete state french chef

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Bonkers Cuckoldry

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Bonkers Cuckoldry

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Bonkers Cuckoldry

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: heady institution fortuitous meteor

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Bonkers Cuckoldry

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Bonkers Cuckoldry

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Self-centered death wish

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Self-centered death wish

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Bonkers Cuckoldry

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Flesh Razzle Newt Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Flesh Razzle Newt Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Galvanic stubborn kitchen

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: alcoholic trip hell

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Vibrant effete state french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Bonkers Cuckoldry

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Hyperactive area marketing idea

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Painfully honest pocket flask

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Bonkers Cuckoldry

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling cocky orchestra pit masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Olive Mischievous Base Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49994053)