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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
Emerald Abode Alpha
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
arousing chocolate resort persian
  07/03/15
God dammit.
Emerald Abode Alpha
  07/03/15
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wonderful legal warrant police squad
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
Mauve halford ticket booth
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
Emerald Abode Alpha
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
embarrassed to the bone trip sanctuary legend
  01/29/16
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Lake Area
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
Chest-beating brethren
  07/03/15
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Dashing Big-titted Degenerate Center
  07/09/15
180 lulz
Pale well-lubricated factory reset button
  09/01/15
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  09/03/15
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violet supple spot filthpig
  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
Chest-beating brethren
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
Thriller twinkling mexican theater
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
Emerald Abode Alpha
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
Azure round eye
  07/03/15
Rude
Emerald Abode Alpha
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
orange heady library regret
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
wild yarmulke milk
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
Emerald Abode Alpha
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
wild yarmulke milk
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
Emerald Abode Alpha
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
bearded menage goyim
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
Emerald Abode Alpha
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
vigorous kitty parlour
  07/03/15
lol
Emerald Abode Alpha
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
Bright Federal Azn Faggot Firefighter
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
gold jew heaven
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
Emerald Abode Alpha
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
sapphire dingle berry trust fund
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
Emerald Abode Alpha
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Mauve halford ticket booth
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
Thriller twinkling mexican theater
  07/03/15
180
Emerald Abode Alpha
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
Emerald Abode Alpha
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
Misanthropic property rigor
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
Emerald Abode Alpha
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
rambunctious massive crackhouse half-breed
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
Odious Sepia Sound Barrier
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
Emerald Abode Alpha
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
wild yarmulke milk
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
avocado internet-worthy athletic conference university
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
honey-headed voyeur gaming laptop
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
Emerald Abode Alpha
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
Emerald Abode Alpha
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
swollen pearly box office
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
Impertinent Aquamarine Indirect Expression
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
Emerald Abode Alpha
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
Alcoholic Feces Shrine
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
slap-happy set deer antler
  09/01/15
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glittery lodge
  09/03/15
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lilac comical hunting ground location
  09/01/15
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
Emerald Abode Alpha
  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
infuriating scourge upon the earth
  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
Emerald Abode Alpha
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
embarrassed to the bone trip sanctuary legend
  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
Emerald Abode Alpha
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
embarrassed to the bone trip sanctuary legend
  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
Emerald Abode Alpha
  01/29/16
New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
Emerald Abode Alpha
  01/29/16
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Bateful hairy legs
  08/20/16
I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under th...
Emerald Abode Alpha
  08/20/16
?
Bateful hairy legs
  08/20/16
ITS YOU!
Emerald Abode Alpha
  08/20/16
I'm chandler
Bateful hairy legs
  08/20/16
I know, faggot.
Emerald Abode Alpha
  08/20/16
So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
Learning Disabled Cuck Address
  08/20/16
Long story, bro.
Emerald Abode Alpha
  08/20/16
I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shi...
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  08/20/16
He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watc...
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: arousing chocolate resort persian

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: wonderful legal warrant police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Mauve halford ticket booth

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone trip sanctuary legend

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Lake Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Chest-beating brethren

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: Dashing Big-titted Degenerate Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Pale well-lubricated factory reset button

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: maize national security agency internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: violet supple spot filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Chest-beating brethren

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Thriller twinkling mexican theater

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Azure round eye

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: orange heady library regret

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: wild yarmulke milk

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: wild yarmulke milk

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: bearded menage goyim

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: vigorous kitty parlour

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Bright Federal Azn Faggot Firefighter

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: gold jew heaven

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: sapphire dingle berry trust fund

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Mauve halford ticket booth

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Thriller twinkling mexican theater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: Misanthropic property rigor

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: rambunctious massive crackhouse half-breed

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Odious Sepia Sound Barrier

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: wild yarmulke milk

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: avocado internet-worthy athletic conference university

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: honey-headed voyeur gaming laptop

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: swollen pearly box office

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Impertinent Aquamarine Indirect Expression

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Alcoholic Feces Shrine

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: slap-happy set deer antler

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: glittery lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: lilac comical hunting ground location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: infuriating scourge upon the earth

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone trip sanctuary legend

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone trip sanctuary legend

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Pea-brained saffron roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: Bateful hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: Bateful hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Bateful hairy legs

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Bateful hairy legs

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Cuck Address

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Cuck Address

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: judgmental sticky hall

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: floppy rough-skinned nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Bateful hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Emerald Abode Alpha

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Bateful hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Stirring Self-centered Mental Disorder Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Bateful hairy legs

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: Bateful hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Stirring Self-centered Mental Disorder Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: Motley painfully honest messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: ( * ) ( * )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...#49800158)