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Why did Michael Jackson run to Sears?

He heard boys underwear were half off.
Alcoholic piazza
  02/10/26
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Alcoholic piazza
  02/10/26
lol I haven’t heard that joke since my high school gra...
Aromatic menage
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tantric sticky jew
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Alcoholic piazza
  02/10/26
1-fucking-80
180 native
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aquamarine feces location
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Nude Six Nine
  02/27/26
i actually havent heard a joke in years this used to be a...
tancredi marchiolo
  02/27/26


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Date: February 10th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic piazza

He heard boys underwear were half off.

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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic piazza



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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Aromatic menage

lol I haven’t heard that joke since my high school graduation. My graduation speaker (some local “businessman”) told it and several others like it. He basically sprinted off the stage at the end away from the angry crowd.

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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: tantric sticky jew



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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic piazza



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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: 180 native

1-fucking-80

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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: aquamarine feces location



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Date: February 27th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine



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Date: February 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo

i actually havent heard a joke in years

this used to be a type of joke you would hear irl tens of times a day

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