I sent her this:

I get a substitute teaching gig at a high school one or 2 towns over. When I am called in my first day you come in as a "new student" (she looks young enough to pull it off imo) and sit in the front row with a skirt and no panties. I give the entire lecture while staring at your hot legal adult vulva. I'm also wearing a tweed jacket and have an old timey pipe and glasses too. I ask a question and you raise your hand and I call on you and you answer "who gives a shit loser" and the entire class laughs. I tell you to see me after class and you refuse.

I quit the substitute job and you feel bad and actually enroll in the school after I help you make fake transcripts and I help with your homework and you graduate as valedictorian. You apply to colleges and get into a top school like Harvard or UCLA. Then your first day in the dorms I visit and we have creampie baby making sex and you get all kinds of sympathy as a pregnant college student. You breast feed in class with both tits out not just the one. You graduate with honors and you're not wearing any bottoms under the graduation robe.

She replied "..." and I never heard from her since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2...#49939508)