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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: frum zombie-like fortuitous meteor ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Turquoise School "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: wine den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: Claret ladyboy Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Dun low-t hairy legs lay My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Turquoise School LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Thriller Theatre Doctorate "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Turquoise School 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Appetizing high-end dragon indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Turquoise School !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Turquoise School LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: Thriller Theatre Doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Turquoise School !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: Cruel-hearted main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: alcoholic dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: transparent lascivious alpha liquid oxygen I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Turquoise School This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: transparent lascivious alpha liquid oxygen our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Turquoise School Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Canary submissive brunch degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: buff coffee pot sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Cordovan Narrow-minded Famous Landscape Painting aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Turquoise School Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: hateful arousing spot Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Turquoise School 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Garnet stain scourge upon the earth Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Turquoise School ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Gold set candlestick maker Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: hateful arousing spot Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: excitant demanding theater It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Turquoise School This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Turquoise School As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: wine den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Concupiscible Know-it-all Tanning Salon French Chef [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Turquoise School 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: excitant demanding theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: excitant demanding theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Cocky charismatic boiling water stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Vibrant crotch pit *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Turquoise School Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Vibrant crotch pit *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Turquoise School On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Vibrant crotch pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Turquoise School I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Vibrant crotch pit o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Turquoise School <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Saffron doobsian giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Turquoise School Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49653001) |
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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49657164) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49664938) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM Author: Turquoise School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49666650) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49694871) |
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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49702519) |