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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
azure indian lodge doctorate
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Soul-stirring Swollen Market Digit Ratio
  01/05/14
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ivory self-centered brunch
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
azure indian lodge doctorate
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
azure indian lodge doctorate
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
azure indian lodge doctorate
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
azure indian lodge doctorate
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Stirring black depressive
  06/25/12
...
lilac corner blood rage
  06/25/12
Jesus
Buck-toothed gaping
  06/25/12
literally rofling
umber institution
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Histrionic Base
  08/02/12
crying
Iridescent site dysfunction
  08/29/12
...
Onyx faggot firefighter lay
  02/22/13
...
Bateful Orange Space
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Vibrant well-lubricated hell
  03/19/14
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vigorous mother pit
  06/27/14
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Lime judgmental queen of the night area
  06/27/14
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nubile useless brakes
  09/14/17
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bearded associate
  07/20/18
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bearded associate
  02/09/19
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Heady plum headpube locus
  07/11/19
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Stimulating Bronze Sex Offender Den
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
concupiscible jade ticket booth
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
azure indian lodge doctorate
  06/25/12
cop
lilac corner blood rage
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
lilac corner blood rage
  06/25/12
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Stirring black depressive
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Swashbuckling low-t hunting ground ratface
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
beady-eyed cordovan turdskin
  08/02/12
...
talented grizzly police squad
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Comical hairless parlour
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Razzmatazz transparent toaster stage
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
lilac corner blood rage
  06/25/12
...
Racy cruel-hearted church building mood
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
lilac corner blood rage
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
beady-eyed cordovan turdskin
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Spectacular step-uncle's house puppy
  08/21/13
...
azure indian lodge doctorate
  06/25/12
...
Indecent pontificating sneaky criminal jew
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
gay house
  06/25/12
...
talented grizzly police squad
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Frum Organic Girlfriend
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
azure indian lodge doctorate
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
razzle-dazzle zombie-like school cafeteria french chef
  06/25/12
...
azure indian lodge doctorate
  06/26/12
...
talented grizzly police squad
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
French Big Double Fault Principal's Office
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
azure indian lodge doctorate
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
gaped snowy bawdyhouse
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
curious carnelian patrolman stain
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
azure indian lodge doctorate
  08/02/12
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azure indian lodge doctorate
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Histrionic Base
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
beady-eyed cordovan turdskin
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
beady-eyed cordovan turdskin
  08/02/12
...
Idiotic round eye parlor
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
azure indian lodge doctorate
  08/02/12
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Bright territorial ladyboy
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
beady-eyed cordovan turdskin
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
curious carnelian patrolman stain
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
azure indian lodge doctorate
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
beady-eyed cordovan turdskin
  08/06/12
Cr
Harsh bespoke masturbator keepsake machete
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beady-eyed cordovan turdskin
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Idiotic round eye parlor
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
appetizing milky theater background story
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Idiotic round eye parlor
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
azure indian lodge doctorate
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Bateful Orange Space
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beady-eyed cordovan turdskin
  02/22/13
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talented grizzly police squad
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Bateful Orange Space
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Spectacular step-uncle's house puppy
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Bateful Orange Space
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
vigorous mother pit
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Spectacular step-uncle's house puppy
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
lavender internet-worthy piazza liquid oxygen
  08/21/13
180
talented grizzly police squad
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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talented grizzly police squad
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Ebony Hideous Candlestick Maker
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Trip indirect expression set
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vigorous mother pit
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Odious foreskin
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Chestnut fragrant property
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Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Chestnut fragrant property
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wonderful dull kitty cat becky
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
copper cerebral trailer park
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beady-eyed cordovan turdskin
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Mustard famous landscape painting garrison
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
Irradiated metal temple
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Duck-like charismatic native love of her life
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erotic address sweet tailpipe
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sable boyish hall
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What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
Arousing unholy corn cake
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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Mustard famous landscape painting garrison
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beady-eyed cordovan turdskin
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Mustard famous landscape painting garrison
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Sticky Wagecucks
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French Big Double Fault Principal's Office
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Exciting Filthy Trump Supporter National
  01/29/18
where did he go
Adventurous reading party range
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offensive flickering theatre
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French Big Double Fault Principal's Office
  08/16/18
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Bat-shit-crazy shrine
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crimson center
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wish the little guy would come back.
Excitant pisswyrm
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galvanic chocolate skinny woman
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flatulent soggy whorehouse
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Stimulating Bronze Sex Offender Den
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Cracking office
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Blathering Ocher Electric Furnace
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smart ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: azure indian lodge doctorate

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Swollen Market Digit Ratio

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: ivory self-centered brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: azure indian lodge doctorate

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: azure indian lodge doctorate

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: azure indian lodge doctorate

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: azure indian lodge doctorate

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Stirring black depressive

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: lilac corner blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Buck-toothed gaping

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: umber institution

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Histrionic Base

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Iridescent site dysfunction

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Onyx faggot firefighter lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Bateful Orange Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Vibrant well-lubricated hell

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: vigorous mother pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Lime judgmental queen of the night area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: nubile useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: bearded associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: bearded associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Heady plum headpube locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Stimulating Bronze Sex Offender Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: concupiscible jade ticket booth

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: azure indian lodge doctorate

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: lilac corner blood rage

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: lilac corner blood rage

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Stirring black depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Swashbuckling low-t hunting ground ratface

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan turdskin

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: talented grizzly police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Comical hairless parlour

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz transparent toaster stage

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: lilac corner blood rage

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Racy cruel-hearted church building mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: lilac corner blood rage

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan turdskin

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Spectacular step-uncle's house puppy

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: azure indian lodge doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Indecent pontificating sneaky criminal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: gay house

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: talented grizzly police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Frum Organic Girlfriend

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: azure indian lodge doctorate

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle zombie-like school cafeteria french chef

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: azure indian lodge doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: talented grizzly police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: French Big Double Fault Principal's Office

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: azure indian lodge doctorate

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: gaped snowy bawdyhouse

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: curious carnelian patrolman stain

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: azure indian lodge doctorate

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: azure indian lodge doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Histrionic Base

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan turdskin

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan turdskin

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Idiotic round eye parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: azure indian lodge doctorate

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Bright territorial ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan turdskin

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: curious carnelian patrolman stain

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: azure indian lodge doctorate

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan turdskin

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Harsh bespoke masturbator keepsake machete

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Idiotic round eye parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: appetizing milky theater background story

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Idiotic round eye parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: azure indian lodge doctorate

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Bateful Orange Space

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: talented grizzly police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Bateful Orange Space

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Spectacular step-uncle's house puppy

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Bateful Orange Space

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: vigorous mother pit

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Spectacular step-uncle's house puppy

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: lavender internet-worthy piazza liquid oxygen

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: talented grizzly police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: talented grizzly police squad

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: talented grizzly police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: talented grizzly police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Ebony Hideous Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Trip indirect expression set

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: vigorous mother pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Odious foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Chestnut fragrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Chestnut fragrant property

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: wonderful dull kitty cat becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: copper cerebral trailer park

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Mustard famous landscape painting garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Irradiated metal temple

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Duck-like charismatic native love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: erotic address sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: sable boyish hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Arousing unholy corn cake

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: honey-headed church mexican

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Mustard famous landscape painting garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed cordovan turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Mustard famous landscape painting garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Sticky Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: French Big Double Fault Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Exciting Filthy Trump Supporter National

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party range

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: offensive flickering theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: French Big Double Fault Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: crimson center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Excitant pisswyrm

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: galvanic chocolate skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: flatulent soggy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Stimulating Bronze Sex Offender Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Cracking office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Blathering Ocher Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...#49964828)