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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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galvanic big-titted police squad parlour
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
supple demanding theater stage
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Shivering round eye pervert
  07/09/12
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Costumed Bearded Travel Guidebook
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Floppy Mewling Trust Fund Tanning Salon
  07/09/12
Are you male?
galvanic big-titted police squad parlour
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Floppy Mewling Trust Fund Tanning Salon
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
galvanic big-titted police squad parlour
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Floppy Mewling Trust Fund Tanning Salon
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
fuchsia dilemma depressive
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
galvanic big-titted police squad parlour
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
fuchsia dilemma depressive
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
galvanic big-titted police squad parlour
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Talented Saffron Center Gaping
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
galvanic big-titted police squad parlour
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Talented Saffron Center Gaping
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
galvanic big-titted police squad parlour
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Talented Saffron Center Gaping
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Excitant theater
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
galvanic big-titted police squad parlour
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Motley unhinged bawdyhouse halford
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
galvanic big-titted police squad parlour
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Cobalt National Therapy
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Azure ape
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Pearly Shrine Incel
  07/09/12
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Costumed Bearded Travel Guidebook
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Floppy Mewling Trust Fund Tanning Salon
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
galvanic big-titted police squad parlour
  07/09/12
stfu
Pearly Shrine Incel
  07/09/12
180
Bistre set
  07/09/12
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sexy cerebral kitchen nibblets
  07/13/12
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Nighttime thriller orchestra pit
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Fantasy-prone Hyperventilating Brethren Karate
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
galvanic big-titted police squad parlour
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Fantasy-prone Hyperventilating Brethren Karate
  07/09/12
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Coral wild location striped hyena
  07/04/19
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Costumed Bearded Travel Guidebook
  07/13/12
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Coral wild location striped hyena
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
well-lubricated thirsty selfie property
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
brass indian lodge sneaky criminal
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
mauve locale masturbator
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
brass indian lodge sneaky criminal
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
tan soggy step-uncle's house puppy
  03/04/25
lol kike
Nighttime thriller orchestra pit
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
confused useless brakes goal in life
  07/04/19
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glassy fear-inspiring institution
  08/10/22
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erotic internal respiration house
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Splenetic nursing home
  07/24/24
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Curious Talking University
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
impressive hospital volcanic crater
  09/22/24
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tan soggy step-uncle's house puppy
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
copper flickering laser beams
  03/04/25
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: galvanic big-titted police squad parlour



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: supple demanding theater stage

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Shivering round eye pervert

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Costumed Bearded Travel Guidebook



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Floppy Mewling Trust Fund Tanning Salon

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: galvanic big-titted police squad parlour

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Floppy Mewling Trust Fund Tanning Salon

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: galvanic big-titted police squad parlour

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Floppy Mewling Trust Fund Tanning Salon

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: fuchsia dilemma depressive

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: galvanic big-titted police squad parlour

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: fuchsia dilemma depressive

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: galvanic big-titted police squad parlour

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Talented Saffron Center Gaping

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: galvanic big-titted police squad parlour

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Talented Saffron Center Gaping

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: galvanic big-titted police squad parlour

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Talented Saffron Center Gaping

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Excitant theater

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: galvanic big-titted police squad parlour

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Motley unhinged bawdyhouse halford

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: galvanic big-titted police squad parlour

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Cobalt National Therapy

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Azure ape

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Pearly Shrine Incel

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Costumed Bearded Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Floppy Mewling Trust Fund Tanning Salon

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: galvanic big-titted police squad parlour

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Pearly Shrine Incel

stfu

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Bistre set

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: sexy cerebral kitchen nibblets



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Nighttime thriller orchestra pit



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Hyperventilating Brethren Karate

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: galvanic big-titted police squad parlour

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Hyperventilating Brethren Karate

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Coral wild location striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Costumed Bearded Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Coral wild location striped hyena



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: well-lubricated thirsty selfie property

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: brass indian lodge sneaky criminal

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: mauve locale masturbator

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: brass indian lodge sneaky criminal

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: tan soggy step-uncle's house puppy

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Nighttime thriller orchestra pit

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: confused useless brakes goal in life

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: glassy fear-inspiring institution



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: erotic internal respiration house



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Splenetic nursing home

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Curious Talking University



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: impressive hospital volcanic crater

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: tan soggy step-uncle's house puppy



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: copper flickering laser beams

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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