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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Haunting private investor
  08/14/13
tell me
Fiercely-loyal sticky nowag
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Haunting private investor
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Thriller deer antler coffee pot
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Beady-eyed Selfie
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Cruel-hearted galvanic forum gunner
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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  05/12/15
so underrated
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Plum nudist party of the first part potus
  08/14/13
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  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Fear-inspiring Titillating Indian Lodge Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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Thriller deer antler coffee pot
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Haunting private investor
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
cocky volcanic crater half-breed
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Haunting private investor
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Haunting private investor
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Haunting private investor
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
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  08/14/13
rofl
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  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
rofl
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took a few attempts but 180
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Haunting private investor
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
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  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
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  08/14/13
best of thread
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  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Haunting private investor
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Haunting private investor
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Thriller deer antler coffee pot
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
big affirmative action center
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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Pizzas are not whores.
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  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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pea-brained institution
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
180 Maniacal Stage Toaster
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Cowardly theatre
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Cowardly theatre
  08/14/13
lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Haunting private investor
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Avocado wonderful idea he suggested
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Haunting private investor
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Haunting private investor
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
big affirmative action center
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
big affirmative action center
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Cowardly theatre
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
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  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
big affirmative action center
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
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  08/14/13
To be fair, k
cocky volcanic crater half-breed
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
vibrant internet-worthy organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
vivacious property
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Cowardly theatre
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
big affirmative action center
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
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  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
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  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
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  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
big affirmative action center
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
garnet cumskin stain
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
big affirmative action center
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
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  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
big affirmative action center
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Thriller deer antler coffee pot
  08/14/13
whatever
big affirmative action center
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Cowardly theatre
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Avocado wonderful idea he suggested
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Haunting private investor
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Haunting private investor
  08/14/13
lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
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  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Avocado wonderful idea he suggested
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Haunting private investor
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
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  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Haunting private investor
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
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  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
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  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
big affirmative action center
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
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  08/14/13
lol tyft
Thriller deer antler coffee pot
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Thriller deer antler coffee pot
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Bistre boiling water
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
slimy adventurous senate
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
vibrant internet-worthy organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
big affirmative action center
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
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  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Cowardly theatre
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
big affirmative action center
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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  08/14/13
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  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Haunting private investor
  08/14/13
lmao
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  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
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  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
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  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Haunting private investor
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Haunting private investor
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  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
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  08/14/13
Pics?
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  08/14/13
link?
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  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
blue bat-shit-crazy jew
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Cowardly theatre
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Violet Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
big affirmative action center
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
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i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
big affirmative action center
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
salmon giraffe foreskin
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
big affirmative action center
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
salmon giraffe foreskin
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
big affirmative action center
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
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  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
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  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
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  08/14/13
Underrated
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
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  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Orchid cruise ship halford
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
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  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Cowardly theatre
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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  08/14/13
lol
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  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Ruddy Hairless Mother Pit
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
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~h8-->1luv
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  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
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  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
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  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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  08/14/13
180
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lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
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pizza doesn't cut itself
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/thread. instant classic
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  09/11/13
Lmao
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  06/07/17
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  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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  08/17/13
poignant
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Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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Seedy hot lodge
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
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  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
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  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
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  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Cruel-hearted galvanic forum gunner
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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  03/13/16
I want pizza
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Haunting private investor
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
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  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
pungent kink-friendly friendly grandma
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Haunting private investor



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sticky nowag

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Thriller deer antler coffee pot

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Selfie

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted galvanic forum gunner

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Irate box office degenerate

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Spectacular Dopamine

so underrated

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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: vibrant internet-worthy organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Excitant Casino Multi-billionaire



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: unhinged aquamarine electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Bronze hyperventilating police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: saffron rebellious library turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: motley shaky liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Bronze hyperventilating police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Titillating Indian Lodge Twinkling Uncleanness

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Plum nudist party of the first part potus

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sticky nowag

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: dark misanthropic meetinghouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: unhinged aquamarine electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Titillating Indian Lodge Twinkling Uncleanness

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: bateful flesh gas station

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Thriller deer antler coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: cocky volcanic crater half-breed

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sticky nowag

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: vibrant internet-worthy organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Self-centered mildly autistic locus trump supporter

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Low-t reading party generalized bond

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: passionate dilemma digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: fragrant factory reset button chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: mind-boggling emerald stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: godawful aphrodisiac athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Excitant Casino Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: saffron rebellious library turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Avocado wonderful idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Thriller deer antler coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Avocado wonderful idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Plum nudist party of the first part potus

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Avocado wonderful idea he suggested

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Cowardly theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: unhinged aquamarine electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: unhinged aquamarine electric furnace

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Thriller deer antler coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Thriller deer antler coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Thriller deer antler coffee pot

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Olive famous landscape painting

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Plum nudist party of the first part potus

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: 180 Maniacal Stage Toaster

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sticky nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Concupiscible nubile cuck lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Geriatric sneaky criminal field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: fragrant factory reset button chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Haunting private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Irate box office degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: pea-brained institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: 180 Maniacal Stage Toaster

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Cowardly theatre

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Cowardly theatre

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Ocher vigorous haunted graveyard space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Avocado wonderful idea he suggested

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Cowardly theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: bat shit crazy set doctorate

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: grizzly mentally impaired site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Avocado wonderful idea he suggested

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: charcoal rambunctious mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Cowardly theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: bisexual vermilion hissy fit kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: bisexual vermilion hissy fit kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: godawful aphrodisiac athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Cowardly theatre

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Cowardly theatre

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Khaki headpube philosopher-king

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: garnet cumskin stain

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: cocky volcanic crater half-breed

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: cocky volcanic crater half-breed

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: vibrant internet-worthy organic girlfriend

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: vivacious property

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Talented office

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Cowardly theatre

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: garnet cumskin stain

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Khaki headpube philosopher-king

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: big-titted sexy voyeur abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: garnet cumskin stain

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: garnet cumskin stain

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: garnet cumskin stain

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: garnet cumskin stain

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: garnet cumskin stain

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: garnet cumskin stain

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Thriller deer antler coffee pot

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Thriller deer antler coffee pot

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Primrose Step-uncle's House Pocket Flask

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Cowardly theatre

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Avocado wonderful idea he suggested

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible nubile cuck lay

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: vibrant internet-worthy organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: hateful kitty cat french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Avocado wonderful idea he suggested

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: fantasy-prone dingle berry station

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: fantasy-prone dingle berry station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: vibrant internet-worthy organic girlfriend

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: vibrant internet-worthy organic girlfriend

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Thriller deer antler coffee pot

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Thriller deer antler coffee pot

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: exciting temple kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible nubile cuck lay

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Bistre boiling water

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: slimy adventurous senate

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: vibrant internet-worthy organic girlfriend

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: vibrant internet-worthy organic girlfriend

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Cowardly theatre

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: vibrant internet-worthy organic girlfriend

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Massive cuckold

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Thriller deer antler coffee pot

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: big-titted sexy voyeur abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: naked demanding base sound barrier

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Amethyst stage bbw

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Haunting private investor

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: fantasy-prone dingle berry station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Mustard brethren psychic

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: dark misanthropic meetinghouse macaca

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sticky nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Frisky Location

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: blue bat-shit-crazy jew

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Cowardly theatre

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Violet Mad-dog Skullcap

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: salmon giraffe foreskin

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: salmon giraffe foreskin

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: salmon giraffe foreskin

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: big affirmative action center

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Drunken tantric fanboi

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: salmon giraffe foreskin

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Orchid cruise ship halford

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Massive cuckold

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling emerald stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Drunken tantric fanboi

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Orchid cruise ship halford

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: histrionic unholy dysfunction gay wizard

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Cowardly theatre

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Ruddy Hairless Mother Pit

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: passionate dilemma digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Ruddy Hairless Mother Pit

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: passionate dilemma digit ratio

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Ruddy Hairless Mother Pit

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Drunken tantric fanboi

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Multi-colored menage

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Khaki headpube philosopher-king

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Heady Nofapping Plaza

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Comical sanctuary travel guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: passionate dilemma digit ratio

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: fragrant factory reset button chapel

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: passionate dilemma digit ratio

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Seedy hot lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: coral locale windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: salmon giraffe foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Orchid cruise ship halford



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Violet Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Marvelous thirsty ceo faggot firefighter



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: diverse church building

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: saffron rebellious library turdskin



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Stimulating prole

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Seedy hot lodge

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Tan wagecucks masturbator

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: salmon giraffe foreskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: crystalline mexican hospital



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Orange Knife Death Wish

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: dull theater weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Copper laughsome market jewess

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: adulterous mahogany range

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: navy faggotry

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: aromatic puce tanning salon hunting ground

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Seedy hot lodge



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Marvelous thirsty ceo faggot firefighter

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: bisexual vermilion hissy fit kitchen

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: histrionic unholy dysfunction gay wizard

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted galvanic forum gunner

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: pontificating lascivious black woman crackhouse

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: snowy appetizing national wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: bossy dun azn

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: contagious new version

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: hilarious razzmatazz corner immigrant

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Irate box office degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: bat shit crazy set doctorate

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Crusty feces



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: fragrant factory reset button chapel



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: dark misanthropic meetinghouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: dark misanthropic meetinghouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Irate box office degenerate



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: dark misanthropic meetinghouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: opaque community account

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Crusty feces



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Haunting private investor



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle dragon toilet seat

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: pungent kink-friendly friendly grandma

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle dragon toilet seat

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: godawful aphrodisiac athletic conference



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: dark misanthropic meetinghouse macaca



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: dark misanthropic meetinghouse macaca



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Author: sienna anal hall



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: godawful aphrodisiac athletic conference



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: godawful aphrodisiac athletic conference



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