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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
filthy obsidian base ratface
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
nofapping stimulating hospital roast beef
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
filthy obsidian base ratface
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
nofapping stimulating hospital roast beef
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
filthy obsidian base ratface
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
nofapping stimulating hospital roast beef
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
filthy obsidian base ratface
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
nofapping stimulating hospital roast beef
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
filthy obsidian base ratface
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
nofapping stimulating hospital roast beef
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
filthy obsidian base ratface
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Boyish hideous sanctuary keepsake machete
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
filthy obsidian base ratface
  08/18/13
k
Boyish hideous sanctuary keepsake machete
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
filthy obsidian base ratface
  08/18/13
180000000000
Dark Kitty
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
filthy obsidian base ratface
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
bull headed dingle berry
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
arrogant volcanic crater community account
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
filthy obsidian base ratface
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
arrogant volcanic crater community account
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
filthy obsidian base ratface
  08/18/13
180
arrogant volcanic crater community account
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
nofapping stimulating hospital roast beef
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
filthy obsidian base ratface
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
nofapping stimulating hospital roast beef
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
filthy obsidian base ratface
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
nofapping stimulating hospital roast beef
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
filthy obsidian base ratface
  08/18/13
Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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  08/18/13
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180 will do.
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She’s watching the grandkids now.
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filthy obsidian base ratface
  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
chrome yapping principal's office
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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Some great reasons to never have kids itt.
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Steal them back.
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UPDATE?
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  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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ATD.
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  08/23/15
Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
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  08/23/15
Lmao
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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  08/23/15
of course
filthy obsidian base ratface
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
comical address voyeur
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshol...
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  08/23/15
yolo bro
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  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: nofapping stimulating hospital roast beef

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: nofapping stimulating hospital roast beef

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: nofapping stimulating hospital roast beef

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: nofapping stimulating hospital roast beef

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: nofapping stimulating hospital roast beef

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Boyish hideous sanctuary keepsake machete

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Boyish hideous sanctuary keepsake machete

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: charismatic antidepressant drug

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Brilliant diverse stage

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: ruddy electric furnace pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Titillating bat-shit-crazy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37185629)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#50002877)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Odious Chest-beating Dilemma Water Buffalo

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Brilliant diverse stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: lime crusty alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Indigo area old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: pearl indian lodge

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Dark Kitty

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: bull headed dingle berry

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: arrogant volcanic crater community account

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: arrogant volcanic crater community account

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: arrogant volcanic crater community account

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: nofapping stimulating hospital roast beef

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: nofapping stimulating hospital roast beef

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: nofapping stimulating hospital roast beef

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: nofapping stimulating hospital roast beef

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: stirring regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Rambunctious thriller shrine goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: ruddy electric furnace pervert

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: French trailer park indirect expression



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: mint razzle space degenerate

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: medicated splenetic piazza headpube

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: arrogant volcanic crater community account

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Exciting Rehab Crotch



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Lake locus



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Brilliant diverse stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: marvelous main people



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: chocolate out-of-control business firm

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: carnelian slap-happy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Laughsome maroon public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: dun submissive station sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Mauve Beady-eyed Boltzmann Sound Barrier

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: godawful unhinged toilet seat quadroon

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: chrome yapping principal's office

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: chrome yapping principal's office

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Irradiated Well-lubricated Tank

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: godawful unhinged toilet seat quadroon

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Boyish hideous sanctuary keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: excitant rigor office

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: carnelian slap-happy resort

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: arrogant volcanic crater community account

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: mint razzle space degenerate

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Brilliant diverse stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: mind-boggling digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Brilliant diverse stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: dun submissive station sandwich

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Dark Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: lime crusty alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: khaki native

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: comical address voyeur

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: comical address voyeur

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: comical address voyeur

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: comical address voyeur

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Drab national

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: comical address voyeur

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: comical address voyeur

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: comical address voyeur

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Drab national

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Puce spectacular heaven haunted graveyard

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible institution jap

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: comical address voyeur

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: comical address voyeur

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: comical address voyeur

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: bull headed dingle berry

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: bull headed dingle berry

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: cerebral magenta double fault center

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: cerebral magenta double fault center

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: comical address voyeur

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: white floppy university filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: pink startling theater stage circlehead

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Insecure gas station azn

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: heady abode knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: crystalline temple genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Shimmering Scourge Upon The Earth

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Cheese-eating cracking house idiot

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: supple kitchen gunner

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Olive Trip Turdskin

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: ruddy electric furnace pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: heady abode knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Mewling hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: mint razzle space degenerate

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: filthy obsidian base ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: white floppy university filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...#50002879)