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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Excitant irate party of the first part
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Motley Philosopher-king
  11/17/13
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Concupiscible at-the-ready rehab cuckoldry
  02/09/14
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Excitant irate party of the first part
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
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nyuug
  03/24/26
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rose sexy ape
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
adventurous fiercely-loyal stead
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Beady-eyed plum faggotry
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
copper personal credit line water buffalo
  11/18/13
tp
Abusive vibrant shrine tank
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
navy gaming laptop bawdyhouse
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
rose sexy ape
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Excitant irate party of the first part
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Pontificating insane goal in life laser beams
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
bistre school sweet tailpipe
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
sapphire therapy
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Excitant irate party of the first part
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
out-of-control nibblets hissy fit
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Excitant irate party of the first part
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
hateful crackhouse
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Vivacious Flatulent Doctorate
  04/07/16
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abnormal genital piercing
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
Electric wild market
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
federal hell feces
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Odious parlor
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
sable rebellious step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
?
Geriatric Galvanic Institution
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
chartreuse passionate volcanic crater
  11/18/13
Well?
Slippery French Chef Heaven
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
topaz cerebral internal respiration sanctuary
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
chrome razzmatazz macaca meetinghouse
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
rose sexy ape
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Stirring windowlicker
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Charismatic Gay Wizard Space
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
chrome razzmatazz macaca meetinghouse
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Excitant irate party of the first part
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
chrome razzmatazz macaca meetinghouse
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Charismatic Gay Wizard Space
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Excitant irate party of the first part
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
chrome razzmatazz macaca meetinghouse
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Excitant irate party of the first part
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
You're done here
Marvelous kitty
  11/19/13
(idiot)
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
...
bearded appetizing hominid death wish
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
bateful church building knife
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Excitant irate party of the first part
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
bearded appetizing hominid death wish
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
sapphire therapy
  11/17/13
...
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
bearded appetizing hominid death wish
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Silver athletic conference
  11/17/13
only?
bateful church building knife
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Excitant irate party of the first part
  11/17/13
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Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
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wine arousing cuck fortuitous meteor
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
curious hall
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Excitant irate party of the first part
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Charismatic Gay Wizard Space
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Olive dopamine area
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
bearded appetizing hominid death wish
  11/17/13
lol
Olive dopamine area
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
curious hall
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
bateful church building knife
  11/17/13
lmao.
copper personal credit line water buffalo
  11/18/13
cq
honey-headed multi-billionaire
  03/03/24
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Abusive vibrant shrine tank
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
boyish casino puppy
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
copper personal credit line water buffalo
  11/18/13
Underrated
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  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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  12/22/14
tyft mental image
Cerise glittery jew
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
costumed weed whacker
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Ebony fanboi piazza
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Ebony fanboi piazza
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
curious hall
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
exciting field mad cow disease
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
boyish casino puppy
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Ebony fanboi piazza
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
boyish casino puppy
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
bearded appetizing hominid death wish
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Ebony fanboi piazza
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Adulterous Kitchen Crotch
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Ebony fanboi piazza
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Ebony fanboi piazza
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Adulterous Kitchen Crotch
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Adulterous Kitchen Crotch
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Adulterous Kitchen Crotch
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
boyish casino puppy
  11/17/13
LOL
Well-lubricated trip dragon
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Ebony fanboi piazza
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
boyish casino puppy
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Ebony fanboi piazza
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
boyish casino puppy
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
up-to-no-good parlour
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
Stirring windowlicker
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
Aromatic Infuriating Theatre Antidepressant Drug
  11/17/13
really embarassing
Twisted national clown
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Excitant irate party of the first part
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Ebony fanboi piazza
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
boyish casino puppy
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
Nofapping comical school cafeteria
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
bateful church building knife
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Excitant irate party of the first part
  11/17/13
well executed flame
180 impressive ladyboy roast beef
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
Tan state
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
Mewling stag film
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
boyish casino puppy
  11/17/13
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  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
Aphrodisiac bearded menage queen of the night
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Excitant irate party of the first part
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Aphrodisiac bearded menage queen of the night
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Excitant irate party of the first part
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
cheese-eating degenerate
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
racy turquoise turdskin
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
cheese-eating degenerate
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Contagious violent pervert
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Excitant irate party of the first part
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
Contagious violent pervert
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
cheese-eating degenerate
  11/18/13
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Fantasy-prone diverse sex offender corner
  11/18/13
If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
lavender university
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Excitant irate party of the first part
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
cheese-eating degenerate
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
chocolate cracking chapel tattoo
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
chartreuse passionate volcanic crater
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
Cyan native
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ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
sepia internet-worthy den
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(Jeff Bridges)
floppy garrison
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wine arousing cuck fortuitous meteor
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
Swashbuckling fishy location main people
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
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  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
Excitant irate party of the first part
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Excitant irate party of the first part
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
Tan state
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Irradiated amethyst theater police squad
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
Canary church
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Tan state
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
Cruel-hearted Bronze Set
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saffron abode faggot firefighter
  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
Excitant irate party of the first part
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
Outnumbered kitty cat whorehouse
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Excitant irate party of the first part
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
Cerise glittery jew
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
Translucent Theater Stage Striped Hyena
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and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
razzle-dazzle immigrant affirmative action
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Uh they do
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Excitant irate party of the first part
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
Cerise glittery jew
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Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in t...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Motley Philosopher-king

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Concupiscible at-the-ready rehab cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#49766508)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: rose sexy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: adventurous fiercely-loyal stead

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed plum faggotry

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: copper personal credit line water buffalo

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Abusive vibrant shrine tank

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: navy gaming laptop bawdyhouse

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: rose sexy ape

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Pontificating insane goal in life laser beams

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: bistre school sweet tailpipe

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: sapphire therapy

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: out-of-control nibblets hissy fit

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: hateful crackhouse

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Vivacious Flatulent Doctorate

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: abnormal genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Electric wild market

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: federal hell feces

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Odious parlor

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: sable rebellious step-uncle's house

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Geriatric Galvanic Institution

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: chartreuse passionate volcanic crater

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Slippery French Chef Heaven

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: topaz cerebral internal respiration sanctuary

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: chrome razzmatazz macaca meetinghouse

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: rose sexy ape

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Stirring windowlicker

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Charismatic Gay Wizard Space

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: chrome razzmatazz macaca meetinghouse

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: chrome razzmatazz macaca meetinghouse

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Charismatic Gay Wizard Space

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: chrome razzmatazz macaca meetinghouse

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Marvelous kitty

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: bearded appetizing hominid death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: bateful church building knife

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: bearded appetizing hominid death wish

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: sapphire therapy

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: bearded appetizing hominid death wish

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Silver athletic conference

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: bateful church building knife

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: wine arousing cuck fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: curious hall

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Charismatic Gay Wizard Space

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Olive dopamine area

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: bearded appetizing hominid death wish

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Olive dopamine area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: curious hall

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: bateful church building knife

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: copper personal credit line water buffalo

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: honey-headed multi-billionaire

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Abusive vibrant shrine tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: boyish casino puppy

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: copper personal credit line water buffalo

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Nofapping comical school cafeteria

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Lascivious Box Office

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Cerise glittery jew

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: costumed weed whacker

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Ebony fanboi piazza

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Ebony fanboi piazza

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: curious hall

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: exciting field mad cow disease

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: boyish casino puppy

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Ebony fanboi piazza

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: boyish casino puppy

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: bearded appetizing hominid death wish

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Ebony fanboi piazza

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Adulterous Kitchen Crotch

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Ebony fanboi piazza

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Ebony fanboi piazza

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Adulterous Kitchen Crotch

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Adulterous Kitchen Crotch

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Adulterous Kitchen Crotch

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: boyish casino puppy

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Well-lubricated trip dragon

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Ebony fanboi piazza

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: boyish casino puppy

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Ebony fanboi piazza

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: boyish casino puppy

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: up-to-no-good parlour

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Stirring windowlicker

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Aromatic Infuriating Theatre Antidepressant Drug

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Twisted national clown

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Ebony fanboi piazza

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: boyish casino puppy

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Nofapping comical school cafeteria

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: bateful church building knife

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: 180 impressive ladyboy roast beef

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Tan state

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Mewling stag film

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: wonderful carmine forum toilet seat

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: boyish casino puppy

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Peach skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: chocolate cracking chapel tattoo

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: deep sinister lodge persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Peach skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Pale exhilarant messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac bearded menage queen of the night

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bearded menage queen of the night

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating degenerate

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: racy turquoise turdskin

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: cheese-eating degenerate

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Contagious violent pervert

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Contagious violent pervert

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: cheese-eating degenerate

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone diverse sex offender corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: lavender university

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: cheese-eating degenerate

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: chocolate cracking chapel tattoo

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: chartreuse passionate volcanic crater

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Cyan native

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: sepia internet-worthy den

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: floppy garrison

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: wine arousing cuck fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy location main people

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Metal mother bbw

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Tan state

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: talented lettuce wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Irradiated amethyst theater police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Canary church

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Tan state

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Bronze Set

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: saffron abode faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Outnumbered kitty cat whorehouse

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Cerise glittery jew

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Translucent Theater Stage Striped Hyena

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle immigrant affirmative action

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Drunken mentally impaired electric furnace

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Cerise glittery jew

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Doobsian Lay

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Disgusting insecure background story spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Vivacious Flatulent Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Jade Orchestra Pit

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Crimson Business Firm Gaping

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: hairraiser stage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Vivacious Flatulent Doctorate

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Sticky organic girlfriend dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Black zippy gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Abusive vibrant shrine tank

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Fragrant tripping coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Excitant irate party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...#49397898)