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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Sickened avocado stag film

By active I mean 5 poasts per week on average. Today at 12;37 EST all active XO poasters are instantly transported to the same forested hillside several miles from the outskirts of ancient Athens. Everyone has on what he/she is wearing and whatever was in your pockets or your hands at the time of transport. What is the most likely result of this strange event?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930901)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: boyish tank locus

I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931484)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Fuchsia seedy tanning salon digit ratio



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:53 PM
Author: Costumed hominid liquid oxygen

I curse the uselessness of my wireless mouse, and the fact that my phone was on the desk instead of in my pocket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Sickened avocado stag film



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Pale irradiated gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27588580)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:41 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Pervert

Would just calmly say... NO BRO! I'm Greek, brah! I'd give them the secret grip... and wink as I say... it's for life!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26658065)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Yellow juggernaut university

The citizenry is perplexed by this group of slanty-eyed guys in weird clothes who don't speak Greek and executes us all before nightfall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930910)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Learning disabled opaque dragon lay

Imagine Halford being executed by a massive Greek semi nude musclestud... "Noo! I'm one of you! I like your cock! Fuck clothmos right!" *CHOP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930914)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: erotic cocky brunch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930918)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Nudist sooty station

lol, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931204)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: cordovan nighttime hell partner

loling in my office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092349)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Pale irradiated gaming laptop



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: unholy alcoholic abode



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac greedy international law enforcement agency

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930979)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Sickened avocado stag film



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Mind-boggling dark wrinkle

There would be enough of us that we could pretend to be some roaming hill people. Furthermore everyone knows lawyers are great communicators, we could probably get in good with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931002)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Pearly Parlor

LMFAO @ the "great communicators" part. Yeah I'm sure they'd love this group of aspie weirdo foreigners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931461)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac greedy international law enforcement agency

"lawyers are great communicators"

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931494)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: azure corn cake

180, but at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092270)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Charismatic Primrose Incel Public Bath

"They're not 180ing with you, they're 180ing at you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474438)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: unhinged alpha

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26658063)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Ruby idea he suggested national

Within 500 years, the world would surpass the level of technology in this world's 2014. Aside from technology, other scholarship would flourish as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930943)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: Thriller Disturbing State

Would they have enough science to do anything with our smartphones after executing us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930975)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: chrome big roast beef

they wouldn't execute you, they would assume Zeus sent you or assumed your form for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930986)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:36 AM
Author: domesticated meetinghouse

I am a high ranking scout in the army by morning. My knowledge of and ability to intermingle with eastern peoples proving invaluable. Similarly my memorization of the Greek alphabet puts in the top .01% intelligence of all citizens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930995)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: Plum headpube

How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931498)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: domesticated meetinghouse

My bad I know the Ancient Greek alphabet. Whichever one Parmenides wrote in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931633)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Sickened avocado stag film



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: chrome big roast beef

We'd all die of disease and find the living conditions unbearable, but the Athenians would think we were sent by the gods or gods ourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930982)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: odious sick organic girlfriend rigor

they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beijing, Shanghai, rural China, Taipei, Bangkok, Pattaya, Tokyo etc. and tons of airports all within the last couple of years or so mixing germs with people all the while. the number of people i've mixed germs with is probably as great as europe's population in 300 BC. i'd say we'd wipe them out unintentionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931632)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Lascivious angry national security agency jap

I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930999)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Multi-colored keepsake machete ape

More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at the freedom to fuck young boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24965155)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: chestnut zombie-like base persian

this would be 180 lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931007)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: Lascivious angry national security agency jap

The smell would start to drive you insane within a day, and so would the lack of modern plumbing. You would have no access to medicine, and if your immune system is vulnerable to some bug from that period you would just die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931010)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Violet Masturbator

lol. I haven't been to a doctor since eighth grade. You have never pissed on the side of a highway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26535943)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: erotic cocky brunch

I've blocked off my Outlook calendar after 2, except for a 30 minute call at 4, so I'll have to come back for a little bit but then I am free. Until Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931011)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: chestnut zombie-like base persian

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931209)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: wild heaven therapy



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: chestnut zombie-like base persian



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: Sickened avocado stag film



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Geriatric Idiot Goyim



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Author: Pale irradiated gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27588590)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: disrespectful theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#29746639)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tantric Knife Market

*prints off schematic for henry repeating rifle*

All right bros lets head out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931180)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: chestnut zombie-like base persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931213)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tantric Knife Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931227)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tantric Knife Market

Boooom is immediately considered a philosopher as he wails "WE CAN MAKE IT" in the outside of the senate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931269)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac greedy international law enforcement agency

history will remember him as the GOATUS POTUS of Greek Antiquity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931295)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tantric Knife Market

"GLADIATORIAL GAMES ARE A SCAM" he bellows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931456)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: chestnut zombie-like base persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Learning disabled opaque dragon lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931468)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: curious volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931476)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac greedy international law enforcement agency

"As he saw the aura of great wisdom envelope Athens and even Sparta with his golden words... that is when he began his magnum opus, The Republic..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931487)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Mauve razzmatazz dopamine whorehouse

lol idiot, they didn't have gladiators in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931508)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac greedy international law enforcement agency

don't fight the hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931524)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Mauve razzmatazz dopamine whorehouse

hypo is ancient greece, not gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931605)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: green arousing business firm

(xo poast...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25743638)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: Violet Masturbator

greeks watched on ESPN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26535954)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: ocher spot

"While countless bad things exist across Greece, nothing is worse than athletic competition. Firstly they do not know how to live well nor would they be able to do so; for how could a man who is a slave of his jaw and weaker than his belly acquire prosperity beyond his father? Additionally they are not capable of working for a living and making the best of fortune, because they have not learnt good customs and hence change with difficulty when facing a lack of resources. They are illustrious in their youth and go back and forth as statutes of the city. But when bitter old age falls upon them, their humble cloaks are no more through a loss of thread. Also, I blame the custom of the Greeks, who gather together for these men and honour useless pleasures for the sake of a feast. Who by wrestling well or being swift footed or by punching a jaw finely aided his paternal city through the winning of a crown? Will they fight the enemy in their hands or repel them from the fatherland by striking between the shields with their hands? In this no one is silly when standing before the spear. Wise and good men must be wreathed with leaves, along with him who, being a moderate and just man, leads his city very finely and the man who puts away bad deeds with words and diminishes battles and civil wars, for such things are fine both for every city and every one of the Greeks."

- Bbooooooooomripides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092403)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tantric Knife Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25512211)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tantric Knife Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474621)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: deranged preventive strike school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27589557)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: bronze stage

"i want to be mauled to death by a tiger live in the city square"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27587641)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: deranged preventive strike school

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27589466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Aromatic maniacal indirect expression

even if we can't speak greek, we can make a correspondence to our letters and greek, and after time, would be able to communicate crudely. since there are many SCHOLARS here we know about plato, aristotle, the presocratics and homer, we would be impress them with what we knew. after we got past the language barrier somewhat, we could teach them important things like penicillin, gunpowder, how to make electricity from turbines, improved smelting techniques. we could teach them Newtonian physics, basic biology and chemistry, we could tech them about basic algebra and calculus. assuming we didn't get die, within a year, we'd be considered gods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931491)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: Mauve razzmatazz dopamine whorehouse

lol at lawlyers knowing how to extract penicillin or make gunpowder, or generate electricity, or smelt, or do anything but queef all day about serial commas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931518)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Aromatic maniacal indirect expression

lol at you thinking this is still a law board faggot. get that fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931522)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: domesticated meetinghouse

Me and diesel'd be having gay butthole orgies with the local homofags within like twenty minutes. Then we would create a crude form of grindr by etching personals on a wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931597)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac greedy international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931609)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: pink crusty nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931763)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: chestnut zombie-like base persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931769)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: translucent spectacular dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931799)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Aromatic maniacal indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931962)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: chestnut zombie-like base persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24964849)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: transparent home party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24964863)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: chestnut zombie-like base persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24964867)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone infuriating reading party garrison

there was nothing 'gay' about greek butthole orgies, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24964883)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: chestnut zombie-like base persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24965055)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Geriatric Idiot Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24980787)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: chestnut zombie-like base persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24980803)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: chestnut zombie-like base persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24980825)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Internet-worthy cerebral parlour foreskin

jfc we're all done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092176)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: chestnut zombie-like base persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092410)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: erotic cocky brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25512299)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Geriatric Idiot Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25743612)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:00 PM
Author: Geriatric Idiot Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474330)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:16 PM
Author: Charismatic Primrose Incel Public Bath

moderately overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474442)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: blathering bawdyhouse boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474616)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: doobsian indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26535858)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 8:46 PM
Author: Geriatric Idiot Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26656645)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: translucent spectacular dilemma

*Swipes right*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27587627)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: Sickened avocado stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#28734625)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: doobsian indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#29746405)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#49693024)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Shaky Dun Church Building

The entire poasting community cheers as gay sex with young boys is now socially acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931774)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: curious volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931785)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: green arousing business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25743643)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: vibrant chad laser beams

Thankfully I'm carrying today. So they'd be scared shitless by my pistol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931793)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Shaky Dun Church Building

One shot into the air and you'd basically be treated as a god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931804)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: translucent spectacular dilemma

BOW BEFOR ME AND PRAY THAT MY MERCIFUL BULLET MIGHT YET DESCEND FROM THE SKIES AND PIERCE THY CRANIUM!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931812)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Shaky Dun Church Building

I would totally be your manservant in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931819)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: domesticated meetinghouse

They'd just send out some cyclops to kill you and then we'd all have a homosexual bacchanal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931818)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac greedy international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24932124)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser theatre

...but after he sneezed they would murder him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#29111772)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Ruby idea he suggested national

We could probably figure out primitive gunpowder. Isn't it just saltpeter and piss? I don't know what saltpeter is or where to get it, but we can ask some Greek dood. Make some primitive arms and conquer the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931865)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: wonderful giraffe

Modern archaeologists would write volumes on the significance of the cryptic message carved into over 850 monuments, cave walls, and cliff sides all across Greece that date to between 300 and 280 BC:

DIESELNOJERBPWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24932039)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Ruby idea he suggested national

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24932195)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: chestnut zombie-like base persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24932294)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Sickened avocado stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092159)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: Floppy Cheese-eating Area Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24965051)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Ebony Adventurous French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24965130)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: Sepia hyperactive sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24965158)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: Exciting round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26658096)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 7:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tantric Knife Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25033828)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: cordovan nighttime hell partner

best thread I've read in awhile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092356)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Lime Skinny Woman

it's sad that i don't think i could advance mathematics past euclid at all.

but i think you write down general thoughts about what you know about history and modern tech that would sow seeds of inspiration that would advance science by 500 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25512103)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: Fuchsia seedy tanning salon digit ratio

(shitlawyer who didnt take AP The Calculus in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25512182)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy cruise ship

proving all of "modern" math would be the hard part. showing a bunch of dudes in togas the concept of limits/derivatives or whatnot would be easy until thrasymachus decides to go alpha on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25512258)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: amber senate

Proofs yeah maybe...but I could probably derive a fair amount.

And they'd be able to help you out once they saw the end point.

I also was apparently one of the top undergrads in math proofs at my T14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25512293)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Fuchsia seedy tanning salon digit ratio

maths proof*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27587639)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: low-t trip location

math poofs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27588866)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: narrow-minded blue deer antler boltzmann

In 2500 years, archaeologists find grotesque statues of muscled men with 20-inch penises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25579475)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: Mentally impaired plaza bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25579487)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: beady-eyed nursing home

Most would sit around all day and complain about random topics, all while unable to find employment ... same as here.

The azns would be NOWAGed ... same as here.

lisa rowe, bluesmoke, and the rest of the drug addicts would start walking to Delphi to breath in the gasses and become oracles. They would say the same things there they currently say here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25579488)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: insecure rigpig crackhouse

Count me in with the Delphic druggies then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25580472)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: deranged preventive strike school

CRIMINALLY underrated poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27589485)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: diverse becky

Semi-srs response:

-A good number of us would die from various ailments, but not all. Adults are generally pretty sturdy against disease and we generally have okay immune systems since we all got sick (we just had treatments and didn't die). We're vaccinated against many ailments.

-We would have a lot of initial difficulties communicating in Greek, but at least some of us could start rudimentary communications and eventually become fluent. It helps that this being ancient times the needed language is a great deal simpler.

-Being both moderns and mostly poli-sci shitheads we would struggle to help science advance in terms of INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER, but we could still do a great deal simply by explaining what is common knowledge in the future. Even rudimentary HS and college knowledge would enable huge advances in:

Medicine: Germ theory, what body systems do

Physics: Atomic theory, basic Newtonian physics as well as relativity

Chemistry: Elements and the idea of chemical reactions. We could potentially help create basic but influential compounds like gunpowder.

Biology: Cells, genetics, evolution, ecology

Astronomy: Basically everything

Geography: A far more accurate world map even if we're stuck trying to hash it out on paper or something. If we have a map with us, so much the better.

Economics: Concepts like inflation, supply and demand, price bubbles, joint stock companies, banking, etc.

Engineering: Some simple machines could potentially be pushed along by simply explaining the end result. Maybe even a steam engine would be possible.

Military tech: The stirrup would be a big one, if nothing else. If we're pre-Philip, so would the sarissa and pike phalanxes. EDIT: Just noticed this is in 300 BC, so Philip's stuff would have already happened. Ignore that.

...and so forth.

-Benzo would give lots of people HIV, which would be pretty goddamn crippling and likely lead to a huge crackdown on homosexuality as practice cursed by God (this being XO, we would probably end up encouraging this belief).

-We would blame our return to the past on "shitlibs" who destroyed the future, and would describe their beliefs and how they ruined the world. This would ensure shitlibs are never allowed to rise again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25579568)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: beady-eyed nursing home

Your last point would make it all worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25579574)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: deranged preventive strike school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27589496)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Charismatic Primrose Incel Public Bath

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25579613)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: insecure rigpig crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25580663)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Geriatric Idiot Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25743629)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: diverse becky

ty for this much appreciated bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25743732)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Violet Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26535973)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Geriatric Idiot Goyim



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: white irate site cuckoldry



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: translucent spectacular dilemma

lol

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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: deranged preventive strike school

180000000000000000

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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Shimmering Pisswyrm

A. I'm so sick of these dumb hypos, no one else is going to get a movie deal from thinking of these silly scenarios

B. /smudge is worshipped as lord and bondsman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474356)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Crystalline Hairy Legs Telephone

I'd totally invent airplanes and the Archimedes principle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474375)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: Galvanic Space Philosopher-king

as i materialize in 300bc i turn around and see one other lone soul standing next to me.

"To be fair," he lisps...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26475240)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: doobsian indian lodge



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26658058)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: Fuchsia seedy tanning salon digit ratio



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Date: November 6th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: impertinent travel guidebook mexican



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Zippy Bat-shit-crazy Box Office

Hard to think of any real actionable knowledge. I'd build a printing press and advance civilization hundreds of years. Make soap (if I can remember), try to build a bicycle, click up w other xo posters and form the xo secret society. Introduce the plough and compost to grow olives and grapes. Impregnate as many Greek and Turk girls as I can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26536084)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: low-t trip location

No Turks in that region until hundreds of years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#28734647)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Zippy Bat-shit-crazy Box Office

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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Bistre Contagious Stage Stain

i'd prolly chill at the agora and sip some soo cr wine with THEMISTOCLES and dem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26536089)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: olive queen of the night multi-billionaire

We'd all fuck each other's asses, as was customary at the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27587612)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: disrespectful theater stage

lol

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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: comical mood factory reset button

this was a golden era of nude bodybuilding. first thing i'd do is find one of the famous ancient gyms

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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: vivacious black resort



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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: Crystalline Hairy Legs Telephone



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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: impertinent travel guidebook mexican

We would create an Academy-like open-aired school in which we sat around and discussed topics like how much to tip for bridal dowries, exit options for BigSophistry, *the* best flat bread in the peloponnese, the FEAR after a wine-soaked weekend, whether a new Macedonian king will "make Athens great again," shit-platonists, and responding to flame about whether some poaster actually slept with an Egyptian princess (and then going "oh shit!" and freaking out when he produces a hieroglyphics message with the imperial seal responding flirtatiously to his lick message).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#29113871)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: Iridescent gas station sound barrier



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
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