\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

TLS Ichiro Suzuki threw his bat once...then apologized afterward

http://atmlb.com/1xv6KqK LJL at Asians: "In addit...
Onyx Adventurous Church Idea He Suggested
  11/11/14
180 actually
Lake Shitlib
  11/11/14
most honolabre 180! *assumes karate stance*
snowy crusty knife internal respiration
  11/11/14
...
Talented headpube jew
  05/22/16
...
Garnet House-broken Abode Double Fault
  05/22/16
...
razzle native stock car
  05/22/16
...
pontificating yarmulke stag film
  05/04/20
...
Bat-shit-crazy bright brunch circlehead
  05/04/20
I wonder if he will get to 3000 hits. He needs 156.
provocative property skinny woman
  11/11/14
He's coming off a solid year so I bet there's a team out the...
Onyx Adventurous Church Idea He Suggested
  11/11/14
well, he only had 100 hits last year, so even assuming he ma...
provocative property skinny woman
  11/11/14
Right, and he only had about a half season amount of at bats...
Onyx Adventurous Church Idea He Suggested
  11/11/14
his OPS+ the last 4 seasons: 86, 93, 77, 89
provocative property skinny woman
  11/11/14
He sucks pretty bad now. Hard to see him and playing more t...
Insane razzle-dazzle water buffalo
  11/11/14
?
Galvanic chrome dragon parlor
  05/22/16
nah
razzle native stock car
  11/11/14
? http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9586027/ichiro-suzuki-r...
razzle native stock car
  05/22/16
You're an idiot. Ichiro is 180 AF and it's bros like him who...
Aphrodisiac saffron location love of her life
  11/11/14
He's a great baseball player, but this story makes it clear ...
Onyx Adventurous Church Idea He Suggested
  11/11/14
Seems like a solid dood who respects the game unlike faggots...
irate business firm
  11/11/14
Breaking a bat has nothing to do with respecting the game. J...
Onyx Adventurous Church Idea He Suggested
  11/11/14
ljl at this thread. Suzuki, master of his profession, is ...
bronze bespoke base wrinkle
  11/11/14
...
Gold well-lubricated gunner degenerate
  11/11/14
...
Violet multi-colored indirect expression
  11/11/14
...
swashbuckling meetinghouse
  11/11/14
...
claret university antidepressant drug
  11/11/14
...
shaky zombie-like nursing home
  11/11/14
datsasmartfish
cerebral sooty french chef
  11/11/14
titcr
Maize dysfunction
  11/11/14
...
Lake Shitlib
  11/11/14
GAPED
dark stimulating famous landscape painting alpha
  11/11/14
...
Wonderful Pink Ratface
  11/11/14
...
Unhinged Fantasy-prone Rehab Pocket Flask
  11/11/14
that bit about depravity really stings
contagious sadistic liquid oxygen azn
  11/11/14
...
Galvanic chrome dragon parlor
  05/22/16
...
buff impressive heaven
  05/22/16
...
Talented headpube jew
  05/22/16
...
Garnet House-broken Abode Double Fault
  05/22/16
...
Floppy Forum Sound Barrier
  05/22/16
damn
Magenta Passionate Office
  05/22/16
...
Diverse plum institution fat ankles
  05/22/16
...
razzle native stock car
  05/22/16
Incisive
Milky orchestra pit
  05/23/16
...
Hyperventilating useless brakes
  05/23/16
...
Milky orchestra pit
  05/04/20
...
vigorous mental disorder
  05/04/20
...
Bat-shit-crazy bright brunch circlehead
  05/04/20
Still stings
Charismatic avocado community account
  05/04/20
...
Electric incel center
  05/04/20
...
Milky orchestra pit
  07/25/21
...
Milky orchestra pit
  08/27/22
...
Gold well-lubricated gunner degenerate
  08/27/22
...
Milky orchestra pit
  02/17/23
...
Milky orchestra pit
  04/14/26
No homo but Ichiro was a legit handsome Azn bro in his prime...
Aphrodisiac saffron location love of her life
  11/11/14
"Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the forearm ...
stirring fanboi
  11/11/14
Look at his tie in that pic. It's not attached to anything
Indigo exhilarant school cafeteria police squad
  05/22/16
*bangs gong*
pearly personal credit line theater
  05/23/16
embarrassing OP
Bat-shit-crazy bright brunch circlehead
  05/04/20
...
Histrionic light public bath place of business
  07/25/21
He is also noted for his longevity, continuing to produce at...
Bateful sneaky criminal organic girlfriend
  07/25/21


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: Onyx Adventurous Church Idea He Suggested

http://atmlb.com/1xv6KqK

LJL at Asians:

"In addition to that wonderful little morsel of honesty, Suzuki also explained that he has great respect for the tools of his trade and the artists who craft them. He admitted to throwing a bat once, but said he immediately regretted it and wrote a letter to the man who made it, apologizing for the lapse in judgment.

Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the face, instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696108)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Lake Shitlib

180 actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696109)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: snowy crusty knife internal respiration

most honolabre 180!

*assumes karate stance*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696128)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Talented headpube jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30535768)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:11 PM
Author: Garnet House-broken Abode Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30535811)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: razzle native stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30535969)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: pontificating yarmulke stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#40145752)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy bright brunch circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#40145759)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: provocative property skinny woman

I wonder if he will get to 3000 hits. He needs 156.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696126)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Onyx Adventurous Church Idea He Suggested

He's coming off a solid year so I bet there's a team out there that will give him a chance. Would be a surprise if he gets it done next season though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696172)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: provocative property skinny woman

well, he only had 100 hits last year, so even assuming he matches that, he will need 2 seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696178)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Onyx Adventurous Church Idea He Suggested

Right, and he only had about a half season amount of at bats last season. Not sure if that was due to injury or not being a bona fide starter anymore. It would probably be in his best interest to join a very offense-needy team instead of a contender if he wants a legitimate chance at 3,000 next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696214)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: provocative property skinny woman

his OPS+ the last 4 seasons: 86, 93, 77, 89

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696281)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Insane razzle-dazzle water buffalo

He sucks pretty bad now. Hard to see him and playing more than one more year and he wont be getting the money he is used to getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696697)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Galvanic chrome dragon parlor

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30535762)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: razzle native stock car

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696234)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: razzle native stock car

?

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9586027/ichiro-suzuki-reach-remarkable-4000-hit-milestone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30536004)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac saffron location love of her life

You're an idiot. Ichiro is 180 AF and it's bros like him who save their entire race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696171)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Onyx Adventurous Church Idea He Suggested

He's a great baseball player, but this story makes it clear that even that is not enough to counteract his AZNness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696188)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: irate business firm

Seems like a solid dood who respects the game unlike faggots like Bonds and ARod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696221)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Onyx Adventurous Church Idea He Suggested

Breaking a bat has nothing to do with respecting the game. Jeter has done it, Chipper Jones has done it, etc. It's good to express anger and frustration sometimes to hit the reset button. Apologizing for it is unnecessary, let alone to the person who made the fucking bat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696259)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: bronze bespoke base wrinkle

ljl at this thread.

Suzuki, master of his profession, is wise enough to respect craft and workmanship. Has a lapse in judgment, disciplines himself, and accepts responsibility for his actions. Grows as a human being, accordingly surpasses many in wisdom and strength. Will die a hero to many, beloved by men of charity and good will.

U: go to sports bar in Alexandria, sloppily drink entire pitcher of beer, desperately attempt to fuck "women" on tinder, live a life unremarkable save for its depravity, which is of itself so bland and common that it is only worth passing mention.

ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696229)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Gold well-lubricated gunner degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696272)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Violet multi-colored indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696307)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696330)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: claret university antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696355)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: shaky zombie-like nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696366)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 4:00 PM
Author: cerebral sooty french chef

datsasmartfish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696375)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Maize dysfunction

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696409)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Lake Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696411)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: dark stimulating famous landscape painting alpha

GAPED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696414)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Wonderful Pink Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696423)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Unhinged Fantasy-prone Rehab Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696427)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: contagious sadistic liquid oxygen azn

that bit about depravity really stings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696579)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Galvanic chrome dragon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30535616)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: buff impressive heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30535749)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: Talented headpube jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30535785)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Garnet House-broken Abode Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30535854)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Floppy Forum Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30535866)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Magenta Passionate Office

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30535893)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Diverse plum institution fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30535904)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: razzle native stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30535977)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Milky orchestra pit

Incisive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30537231)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:07 AM
Author: Hyperventilating useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30537268)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: Milky orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#40145738)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: vigorous mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#40145753)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy bright brunch circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#40145758)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: Charismatic avocado community account

Still stings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#40145965)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2020 1:55 PM
Author: Electric incel center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#40146060)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 25th, 2021 12:05 AM
Author: Milky orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#42837366)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 27th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Milky orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#45080187)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 27th, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: Gold well-lubricated gunner degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#45080199)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 17th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: Milky orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#45946806)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 14th, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: Milky orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#49817770)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac saffron location love of her life

No homo but Ichiro was a legit handsome Azn bro in his prime.

http://eupnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ichiro.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696668)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: stirring fanboi

"Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the forearm with a wrench, instead."

WTF, does the 'Zuk poast here??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#26696693)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: Indigo exhilarant school cafeteria police squad

Look at his tie in that pic. It's not attached to anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30535788)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: pearly personal credit line theater

*bangs gong*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#30537270)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy bright brunch circlehead

embarrassing OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#40145762)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 25th, 2021 12:49 AM
Author: Histrionic light public bath place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#42837472)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 25th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Bateful sneaky criminal organic girlfriend

He is also noted for his longevity, continuing to produce at a high level with batting, slugging, and on-base percentages above .300 in 2016, while approaching 43 years of age. In 2016, Suzuki notched the 3,000th hit of his MLB career, against Chris Rusin of the Colorado Rockies at Coors Field, becoming only the 30th player ever to do so. In total, he finished with 4,367 hits in his professional career across Japan and the United States.

3089 total

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...#42837458)