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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: jet school cafeteria cumskin

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Aromatic Church Building Deer Antler

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: glassy adulterous halford circlehead

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: glassy adulterous halford circlehead

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: chartreuse son of senegal

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

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Author: cobalt station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: yellow house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Seedy Sanctuary Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: godawful volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Flirting floppy private investor location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: glassy adulterous halford circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: ocher apoplectic bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Aromatic Church Building Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Balding aphrodisiac theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: trip flushed box office



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: trip flushed box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: territorial cruel-hearted dilemma community account

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: trip flushed box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Nubile razzle-dazzle hominid ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: godawful volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#43416271)



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Author: marvelous poppy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Tantric stimulating national sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: godawful volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: curious at-the-ready corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: godawful volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: purple vivacious hall jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Charismatic Wild Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: godawful volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: amber milk

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: godawful volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Offensive Famous Landscape Painting

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: amber milk

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: contagious international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: judgmental senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Pale Passionate Abode

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Irradiated Regret

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Stubborn pistol

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: purple vivacious hall jap

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Electric Coffee Pot Juggernaut

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: alcoholic provocative mediation tanning salon

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Pearly Erotic Headpube Corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: rebellious theater

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: brilliant appetizing gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: hyperactive startled office

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Walnut high-end locale

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: lascivious garrison

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Overrated Mad Cow Disease Hunting Ground

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: glassy adulterous halford circlehead

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: bisexual impertinent cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Offensive Famous Landscape Painting

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Big crawly property boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: adventurous stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: yellow house

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: French Fishy Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser Aggressive Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: maroon hospital rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: godawful volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Crystalline address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: bisexual impertinent cuckold

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: bisexual impertinent cuckold

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: rose soul-stirring brunch striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Very Tactful Space

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: lascivious garrison

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: bisexual impertinent cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: concupiscible scarlet theatre genital piercing

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Awkward trailer park

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: dashing abusive area affirmative action

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Awkward trailer park

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Charcoal arousing preventive strike indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: soggy carnelian mexican spot

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: concupiscible scarlet theatre genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: judgmental senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: lascivious garrison

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: soggy carnelian mexican spot

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: vengeful excitant multi-billionaire double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: amber milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone factory reset button pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Vibrant locus turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Iridescent abnormal pocket flask pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: curious at-the-ready corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: shaky duck-like sex offender kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Crystalline address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Anal Rehab Water Buffalo

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: vengeful excitant multi-billionaire double fault

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: judgmental senate

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: vengeful excitant multi-billionaire double fault

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Pearly Erotic Headpube Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Doobsian Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Motley khaki ticket booth

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: soggy carnelian mexican spot

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: glassy adulterous halford circlehead

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: soggy carnelian mexican spot

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: gold cerebral ceo

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Crystalline address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: razzle sadistic love of her life

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: arrogant menage

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: rose soul-stirring brunch striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Library Cuck

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Awkward trailer park

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Laughsome Library Cuck

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Awkward trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: adventurous stag film

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Coiffed Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant hell new version

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Awkward trailer park

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant hell new version

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Slate talented center

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Awkward trailer park

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Awkward trailer park

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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Awkward trailer park

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Awkward trailer park

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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Out-of-control psychic

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: rose soul-stirring brunch striped hyena

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: sapphire angry range

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: jade friendly grandma

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: sapphire angry range

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Honey-headed Parlor

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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Awkward trailer park

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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: chartreuse son of senegal

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Honey-headed Parlor

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
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April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

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Author: filthy sick site

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Yapping Dysfunction People Who Are Hurt

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: maize base

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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
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Author: Sticky crackhouse main people

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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: trip flushed box office

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Author: bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Deranged death wish indian lodge

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: underhanded multi-colored shrine national security agency

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Out-of-control psychic

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: vigorous flickering brethren queen of the night

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#35288872)



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