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Soccermos, why not just line while team up at the 1 re: offsides

Then they can't move
Laughsome field
  07/23/15
180 memory of "why don't..." world cup threading
Salmon Out-of-control Incel Office
  07/23/15
we actually used to do this on my HS team. won the state cha...
dark bearded garrison dragon
  07/23/15
Seriously. Then you can "artillery" them while sta...
Laughsome field
  07/23/15
...
glassy meetinghouse
  07/23/15
wouldn't the entire team lined up at the 1 be offsides as we...
Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe Useless Brakes
  07/23/15
i think both teams would prob line up at the other team's 1 ...
dark bearded garrison dragon
  07/23/15
goalie one on one? I guess if you have a lead that would ...
Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe Useless Brakes
  07/23/15
yeah exactly. that's why it pays to have your most skilled p...
dark bearded garrison dragon
  07/23/15
Yeah, once you score it is CR
glassy meetinghouse
  07/23/15
Because the other team could just kick it down field and try...
filthy nudist crackhouse mental disorder
  07/23/15
Not if they can't get behind you
Laughsome field
  07/23/15
engrish? what the fck are you saying you need 2 opponents...
Coiffed nursing home
  07/23/15
Lol what
Laughsome field
  07/23/15
What do you mean by the "1"? You mean at the oppos...
carmine pozpig prole
  07/23/15
(n00b)
dark bearded garrison dragon
  07/23/15
Ok, then line up at midfield. Like they say above, you coul...
glassy meetinghouse
  07/23/15
lol, no it's not. All of your players are at midfield. Just ...
carmine pozpig prole
  07/23/15
Yeah but then you'd be offsides.
glassy meetinghouse
  07/23/15
LULZ
Impertinent silver idea he suggested patrolman
  07/23/15
but at the 50, a team could boot it over the line and if som...
Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe Useless Brakes
  07/23/15
Then they could just "break" and stop them
Laughsome field
  07/23/15
there is no offside if there is no passing 11 players is ...
Coiffed nursing home
  07/23/15
Bro they all know this trick. The kids in Brazil use it all...
glassy meetinghouse
  07/23/15
Don't get too angry. It's just xo schtick. You'll see some o...
carmine pozpig prole
  07/23/15
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&fo...
Coiffed nursing home
  07/23/15
goddamn i love the people giving real answers ITT.
dark bearded garrison dragon
  07/23/15
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I ...
Coiffed nursing home
  07/23/15
Maradona?
dark bearded garrison dragon
  07/23/15
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Shankly#Personality
Coiffed nursing home
  07/23/15
noice.
dark bearded garrison dragon
  07/23/15
Lol @ claiming those are "real" answers - soccermo...
elite aromatic library preventive strike
  07/23/15
guy in the fight of his life to keep the flame going sorr...
Coiffed nursing home
  07/23/15
I've never seen it defeated.
Laughsome field
  07/23/15
[Bro who thinks he understands what offsides is but actually...
Impertinent silver idea he suggested patrolman
  07/23/15
Did anyone ever counter this?
Laughsome field
  11/04/18
no
gay of hormuz
  06/17/26
...
multi-colored den generalized bond
  11/29/22


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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Laughsome field

Then they can't move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397565)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Salmon Out-of-control Incel Office

180 memory of "why don't..." world cup threading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397581)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: dark bearded garrison dragon

we actually used to do this on my HS team. won the state championship this way. teams shy away from it bc pro soccer is more about "entertainment" than winning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397582)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Laughsome field

Seriously. Then you can "artillery" them while staying safe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397590)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: glassy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397629)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe Useless Brakes

wouldn't the entire team lined up at the 1 be offsides as well if they ever touched the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397637)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:40 PM
Author: dark bearded garrison dragon

i think both teams would prob line up at the other team's 1 making every player simultaneously offsides. Ball would stay at midfield.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397644)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe Useless Brakes

goalie one on one?

I guess if you have a lead that would make it impossible for the other team to score. But you could not score yourself again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397651)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: dark bearded garrison dragon

yeah exactly. that's why it pays to have your most skilled player in goal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397664)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: glassy meetinghouse

Yeah, once you score it is CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397685)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: filthy nudist crackhouse mental disorder

Because the other team could just kick it down field and try to outrun your team to the ball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397647)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Laughsome field

Not if they can't get behind you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397771)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Coiffed nursing home

engrish? what the fck are you saying

you need 2 opponents inline or behind you. so its not entirely in your control to be onside by some trick play like this

have you heard of offside trap? its a very fundamental defensive technique

https://www.coachup.com/resources/soccer/soccer-tips-how-to-successfully-run#close

next

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397658)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Laughsome field

Lol what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397775)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: carmine pozpig prole

What do you mean by the "1"? You mean at the opposing team's goal line? The opposing team cannot be offside on it's own half of the field. Offsides only applies when you're on the opposing half of the field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397662)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: dark bearded garrison dragon

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397666)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: glassy meetinghouse

Ok, then line up at midfield. Like they say above, you couldn't score but they couldn't either. If you get a lead or just need a draw it is CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397676)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: carmine pozpig prole

lol, no it's not. All of your players are at midfield. Just boot the ball over their heads and you have a quick breakaway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397696)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:49 PM
Author: glassy meetinghouse

Yeah but then you'd be offsides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397710)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Impertinent silver idea he suggested patrolman

LULZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397760)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe Useless Brakes

but at the 50, a team could boot it over the line and if someone who is onsides sprints to get the lob, then it is a fast break.

In fact, anyone who can dribble can do the same if they lob it over the midfield line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397697)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Laughsome field

Then they could just "break" and stop them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397783)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Coiffed nursing home

there is no offside if there is no passing

11 players is not enough to block the entire field width

so if they lineup exactly along a line they wont be able to press or defend and a player with good ball control can then just advance past them and now you are fcked

you think that some XO dorks who watch soccer during world cup are genius mofos who have found the secret elixir that billions of ppl playing for decades haven't found?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397699)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: glassy meetinghouse

Bro they all know this trick. The kids in Brazil use it all the time. FIFA is about entertainment though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397713)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: carmine pozpig prole

Don't get too angry. It's just xo schtick. You'll see some of this when college football gets started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397750)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Coiffed nursing home

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2#28397747



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397789)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: dark bearded garrison dragon

goddamn i love the people giving real answers ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397712)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Coiffed nursing home

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

guess who said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397717)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: dark bearded garrison dragon

Maradona?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397807)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Coiffed nursing home

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Shankly#Personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397811)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: dark bearded garrison dragon

noice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397821)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: elite aromatic library preventive strike

Lol @ claiming those are "real" answers - soccermos clearly unable to explain how this strategy wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397741)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: Coiffed nursing home

guy in the fight of his life to keep the flame going

sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397747)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Laughsome field

I've never seen it defeated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397794)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Impertinent silver idea he suggested patrolman

[Bro who thinks he understands what offsides is but actually does not.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#28397824)



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Date: November 4th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Laughsome field

Did anyone ever counter this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#37158364)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: gay of hormuz

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#49944564)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:21 PM
Author: multi-colored den generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2...#45561192)