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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Galvanic school cafeteria hissy fit
  01/26/16
This one stings.
fluffy sapphire wrinkle main people
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
swashbuckling misunderstood ticket booth puppy
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Idiotic Carnelian Tanning Salon
  10/24/16
...
angry mind-boggling international law enforcement agency
  01/03/17
...
alcoholic scourge upon the earth
  02/20/18
...
Concupiscible pungent jew
  06/03/19
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swashbuckling misunderstood ticket booth puppy
  10/14/20
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walnut doctorate
  01/25/16
...
excitant goal in life principal's office
  01/25/16
...
Razzle mexican
  01/25/16
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odious well-lubricated hospital
  01/25/16
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supple cobalt private investor
  01/25/16
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Razzle mexican
  01/25/16
...
odious well-lubricated hospital
  01/25/16
...
Hairraiser mad-dog skullcap trailer park
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Drunken generalized bond
  01/25/16
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aromatic skinny woman
  01/25/16
...
cordovan exhilarant trust fund pit
  01/25/16
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scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/25/16
...
180 National Gunner
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
offensive theater stage
  01/25/16
...
orange sexy indian lodge
  01/25/16
...
Galvanic school cafeteria hissy fit
  01/26/16
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aggressive laughsome stage
  01/26/16
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trip copper church ladyboy
  01/26/16
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cyan bossy church building
  11/27/16
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Drunken generalized bond
  06/13/17
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Brilliant blathering chapel
  12/19/17
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scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/24/18
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Milky Heady Kitchen Depressive
  06/10/24
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fluffy sapphire wrinkle main people
  01/26/16
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Frisky locale coffee pot
  10/24/16
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angry mind-boggling international law enforcement agency
  11/27/16
...
Drunken generalized bond
  01/23/17
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Claret alpha spot
  03/15/17
...
Drunken generalized bond
  04/20/17
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Drunken generalized bond
  02/20/18
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Drunken generalized bond
  05/24/18
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Plum wonderful famous landscape painting boiling water
  09/26/21
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fantasy-prone space
  03/12/22
...
Milky Heady Kitchen Depressive
  05/15/22
...
Milky Heady Kitchen Depressive
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Nofapping vivacious affirmative action
  01/25/16
Brutal
aromatic skinny woman
  01/25/16
...
Motley voyeur
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Glittery anal heaven
  01/25/16
toxic
vigorous rehab sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Soggy marvelous site chad
  01/25/16
...
excitant goal in life principal's office
  01/25/16
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/25/16
...
Histrionic costumed area
  01/25/16
damnit
Balding doobsian partner
  01/25/16
...
Razzle mexican
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/25/16
jfc
Drunken generalized bond
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Razzle mexican
  01/25/16
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Drunken generalized bond
  01/25/16
Cr
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Boyish talking institution
  01/25/16
hm
Medicated Potus Field
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Boyish talking institution
  01/25/16
wait
Umber senate striped hyena
  01/25/16
...
fluffy sapphire wrinkle main people
  01/26/16
...
chest-beating keepsake machete becky
  01/25/16
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Soggy marvelous site chad
  01/25/16
...
useless meetinghouse mediation
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Nofapping vivacious affirmative action
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Drunken generalized bond
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Nofapping vivacious affirmative action
  01/25/16
...
Umber senate striped hyena
  01/25/16
...
Brilliant blathering chapel
  01/25/16
...
comical giraffe
  01/25/16
...
Balding doobsian partner
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Histrionic costumed area
  01/25/16
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
flatulent sepia sanctuary
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
silver blood rage
  01/25/16
...
Fuchsia alcoholic stain
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Spectacular white stead foreskin
  01/25/16
...
Glittery anal heaven
  01/25/16
...
180 National Gunner
  01/25/16
damn
Boyish talking institution
  01/25/16
...
shaky state
  01/25/16
...
Irate telephone location
  01/25/16
O LORD
Cerebral Son Of Senegal
  01/25/16
jfc
Bull headed mad cow disease antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Turquoise gaped crackhouse idiot
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
orange sexy indian lodge
  01/25/16
...
Razzle mexican
  01/25/16
Lmao
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/25/16
...
arousing mahogany place of business
  01/25/16
...
fluffy sapphire wrinkle main people
  01/26/16
...
shaky state
  01/26/16
...
trip copper church ladyboy
  01/26/16
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  02/15/16
...
Onyx den
  07/08/17
...
Talented Out-of-control Personal Credit Line
  07/08/17
...
Aphrodisiac Impressive Hall Brethren
  07/08/17
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  10/27/17
...
ungodly whorehouse
  12/26/17
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  05/24/18
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  03/16/20
...
Contagious Library
  02/18/22
...
electric chocolate codepig
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
offensive theater stage
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Balding doobsian partner
  01/25/16
ouch
brass toaster old irish cottage
  01/26/16
poison
Provocative burgundy jewess elastic band
  01/26/16
...
Henna police squad psychic
  01/26/16
180
Galvanic school cafeteria hissy fit
  01/26/16
...
Umber senate striped hyena
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Chrome temple trump supporter
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
sinister set
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
fluffy sapphire wrinkle main people
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Boyish talking institution
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
thriller coldplay fan
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Sickened knife friendly grandma
  09/27/16
...
electric chocolate codepig
  12/26/17
...
trip copper church ladyboy
  08/12/19
180
swashbuckling misunderstood ticket booth puppy
  01/26/16
...
trip copper church ladyboy
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Gay Messiness French Chef
  01/27/16
...
Brilliant blathering chapel
  01/27/16
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
stimulating organic girlfriend parlour
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
stimulating organic girlfriend parlour
  02/02/16
...
spruce patrolman market
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
shivering bawdyhouse
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Beta stage gaping
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
hairless diverse indirect expression
  02/24/16
18000000
slate round eye step-uncle's house
  03/04/16
165
Bateful Stag Film Rigpig
  03/04/16
...
canary dashing parlor associate
  05/19/16
chilling
Poppy locus internal respiration
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Thirsty fiercely-loyal station
  12/17/16
Good lord.
deep bespoke brunch haunted graveyard
  01/03/17
oh my.
Floppy topaz pozpig
  01/23/17
toxic
french juggernaut
  03/13/17
...
Claret alpha spot
  03/15/17
...
comical giraffe
  04/02/17
...
Appetizing nubile newt public bath
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
cowardly passionate masturbator dopamine
  07/08/17
...
transparent kitty legal warrant
  10/27/17
mother of god
Talented Out-of-control Personal Credit Line
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
harsh house immigrant
  10/27/17
JFC
unholy jade garrison rigor
  10/27/17
...
Carmine macaca plaza
  12/26/17
...
big hateful shrine
  12/26/17
ouch
Saffron cuckold lodge
  02/20/18
...
Kink-friendly Bright Preventive Strike
  02/20/18
...
godawful puce filthpig cruise ship
  01/16/19
...
self-centered genital piercing
  08/09/19
...
Plum wonderful famous landscape painting boiling water
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Mustard Sound Barrier
  07/28/25
...
Cream exciting corner
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
cracking insanely creepy boltzmann
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Razzmatazz ebony boistinker school
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
180 National Gunner
  01/25/16
...
orange sexy indian lodge
  01/25/16
...
Duck-like vermilion legend center
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
aromatic skinny woman
  01/25/16
toxic
Boyish talking institution
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
aromatic skinny woman
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Boyish talking institution
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
aromatic skinny woman
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Boyish talking institution
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Vibrant stubborn hell
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Boyish talking institution
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
aromatic skinny woman
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
flatulent sepia sanctuary
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
aromatic skinny woman
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
flatulent sepia sanctuary
  01/25/16
TY bro
aromatic skinny woman
  01/25/16
...
orange sexy indian lodge
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Flesh tattoo native
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Motley voyeur
  10/27/17
...
multi-colored ceo cumskin
  10/27/17
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  05/24/18
...
Floppy topaz pozpig
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
khaki very tactful marketing idea university
  10/27/17
credited advice
Saffron cuckold lodge
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Boyish talking institution
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
lavender stirring abode
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Boyish talking institution
  01/25/16
i lol'd
lilac hilarious menage
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
aromatic skinny woman
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
flatulent sepia sanctuary
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Boyish talking institution
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/25/16
lol
effete charismatic theater nowag
  06/01/17
...
aromatic skinny woman
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Boyish talking institution
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
aromatic skinny woman
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Galvanic school cafeteria hissy fit
  01/26/16
...
electric chocolate codepig
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Turquoise gaped crackhouse idiot
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Turquoise gaped crackhouse idiot
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
aromatic skinny woman
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Turquoise gaped crackhouse idiot
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Boyish talking institution
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Turquoise gaped crackhouse idiot
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Boyish talking institution
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Turquoise gaped crackhouse idiot
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
aromatic skinny woman
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Boyish talking institution
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
aromatic skinny woman
  01/25/16
Lmao
coiffed casino azn
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Drunken generalized bond
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/25/16
lmao true
Boyish talking institution
  01/25/16
...
Umber senate striped hyena
  01/26/16
...
electric chocolate codepig
  12/26/17
Haha
pea-brained crystalline reading party lettuce
  03/19/20
...
aromatic skinny woman
  01/25/16
...
Histrionic costumed area
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Chrome temple trump supporter
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Flesh tattoo native
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Mildly autistic domesticated theatre
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Adventurous Fishy People Who Are Hurt Tank
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
khaki very tactful marketing idea university
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Sickened knife friendly grandma
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
razzle-dazzle forum community account
  06/03/19
oh no
thriller coldplay fan
  08/08/19
LOL
titillating dull lay cuck
  03/16/20
JFC
Floppy topaz pozpig
  03/19/20
Update?
Contagious Library
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Big-titted Box Office Liquid Oxygen
  01/25/16
...
aromatic skinny woman
  01/25/16
...
Brilliant blathering chapel
  05/19/16
...
chest-beating keepsake machete becky
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
dark curious office
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Histrionic costumed area
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
dark curious office
  01/26/16
Cr
Histrionic costumed area
  01/26/16
...
fluffy sapphire wrinkle main people
  01/26/16
...
fluffy sapphire wrinkle main people
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
dark curious office
  01/26/16
...
cracking insanely creepy boltzmann
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Hyperventilating goyim
  01/26/16
...
Hyperventilating goyim
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
walnut doctorate
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Onyx den
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Massive glassy therapy
  01/26/16
...
shaky state
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Galvanic school cafeteria hissy fit
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Umber senate striped hyena
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Drunken generalized bond
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Massive glassy therapy
  01/26/16
Lmfao
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
walnut doctorate
  01/26/16
...
Racy salmon gas station candlestick maker
  01/16/19
...
pea-brained crystalline reading party lettuce
  03/16/20
...
swashbuckling misunderstood ticket booth puppy
  01/26/16
...
Umber senate striped hyena
  01/26/16
...
shaky state
  01/26/16
...
Brilliant blathering chapel
  03/28/16
...
self-centered genital piercing
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Bronze Soul-stirring Business Firm Athletic Conference
  01/26/16
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Vibrant stubborn hell
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
swashbuckling misunderstood ticket booth puppy
  01/26/16
...
Idiotic Carnelian Tanning Salon
  10/24/16
...
Umber senate striped hyena
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
lilac hilarious menage
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Rambunctious dilemma hunting ground
  04/04/16
...
Claret alpha spot
  03/15/17
*applause*
Beady-eyed Blue Orchestra Pit
  10/27/17
...
Plum wonderful famous landscape painting boiling water
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
khaki very tactful marketing idea university
  01/26/16
...
Umber senate striped hyena
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
dark curious office
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Umber senate striped hyena
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/26/16
...
dark curious office
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
dark curious office
  01/26/16
...
Histrionic costumed area
  01/26/16
...
flatulent sepia sanctuary
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
Describe
dark curious office
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
dark curious office
  01/26/16
...
Umber senate striped hyena
  01/26/16
...
flatulent sepia sanctuary
  01/26/16
Please be flame
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Drunken generalized bond
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
transparent kitty legal warrant
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
trip copper church ladyboy
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Chrome temple trump supporter
  01/26/16
Fuck
transparent kitty legal warrant
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
chest-beating keepsake machete becky
  01/26/16
cq's!
Boyish talking institution
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
...
Floppy topaz pozpig
  03/19/20
...
Claret alpha spot
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Lascivious crimson home
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Vibrant stubborn hell
  01/26/16
except for your autism
cracking insanely creepy boltzmann
  01/26/16
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/26/16
...
Saffron cuckold lodge
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Vibrant stubborn hell
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
flatulent sepia sanctuary
  01/26/16
...
trip copper church ladyboy
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Vibrant stubborn hell
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Massive glassy therapy
  01/26/16
...
shaky state
  01/26/16
...
fluffy sapphire wrinkle main people
  01/23/17
...
Claret alpha spot
  03/15/17
...
Onyx den
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
dark curious office
  01/26/16
underrated
Idiotic Carnelian Tanning Salon
  01/26/16
...
Brilliant blathering chapel
  02/15/16
...
angry mind-boggling international law enforcement agency
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
fragrant address
  01/26/16
...
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
...
Umber senate striped hyena
  01/26/16
jfc
Drunken generalized bond
  01/26/16
...
irradiated nursing home
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Massive glassy therapy
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Umber senate striped hyena
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
do u love it
Umber senate striped hyena
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
...
Hideous really tough guy property
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Massive glassy therapy
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Drunken generalized bond
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Drunken generalized bond
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Massive glassy therapy
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Drunken generalized bond
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
...
resort
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
primrose range
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Balding doobsian partner
  01/26/16
...
transparent kitty legal warrant
  01/26/16
...
swashbuckling misunderstood ticket booth puppy
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
flatulent sepia sanctuary
  01/26/16
...
chest-beating keepsake machete becky
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
shaky state
  01/26/16
JFC
sneaky criminal base
  01/26/16
180
wild insecure point half-breed
  01/26/16
...
piazza digit ratio
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
transparent kitty legal warrant
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
...
primrose range
  01/26/16
...
primrose range
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Chrome temple trump supporter
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Chrome temple trump supporter
  01/26/16
...
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Chrome temple trump supporter
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Chrome temple trump supporter
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Chrome temple trump supporter
  01/26/16
180 twist
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/26/16
...
Umber senate striped hyena
  01/26/16
THIS
lilac hilarious menage
  01/26/16
...
selfie
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
trip copper church ladyboy
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Chrome temple trump supporter
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
trip copper church ladyboy
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Chrome temple trump supporter
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
trip copper church ladyboy
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Chrome temple trump supporter
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
trip copper church ladyboy
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Chrome temple trump supporter
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Hairraiser mad-dog skullcap trailer park
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Chrome temple trump supporter
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Hairraiser mad-dog skullcap trailer park
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Boyish talking institution
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Chrome temple trump supporter
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
trip copper church ladyboy
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Chrome temple trump supporter
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Vibrant stubborn hell
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Chrome temple trump supporter
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
trip copper church ladyboy
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Chrome temple trump supporter
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Boyish talking institution
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Dun degenerate
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Balding doobsian partner
  01/26/16
...
180 National Gunner
  01/26/16
180
ratface sex offender
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
orange sexy indian lodge
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/27/16
...
chest-beating keepsake machete becky
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
stimulating organic girlfriend parlour
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
bearded headpube
  05/19/16
repost please
orange sexy indian lodge
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
bearded headpube
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
resort
  01/26/16
tyft brother
lilac hilarious menage
  01/26/16
...
Umber senate striped hyena
  01/26/16
...
aromatic skinny woman
  01/27/16
180.
Brilliant blathering chapel
  01/27/16
...
selfie
  01/29/16
...
Thirsty fiercely-loyal station
  01/31/16
...
Umber senate striped hyena
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Outnumbered
  02/02/16
brave
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  02/03/16
...
Contagious Library
  02/22/16
...
Umber senate striped hyena
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
indigo pistol
  02/22/16
...
orange sexy indian lodge
  03/08/16
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  09/27/16
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  03/04/16
...
Drunken generalized bond
  04/04/16
...
comical giraffe
  04/04/16
cr
Massive glassy therapy
  04/20/16
...
Contagious Library
  05/11/16
...
Umber senate striped hyena
  05/11/16
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  06/17/16
...
slippery cuckoldry
  09/27/16
...
Drunken generalized bond
  10/21/16
mods please delete
chest-beating keepsake machete becky
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Boyish talking institution
  10/24/16
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  10/24/16
i really like it here
bearded headpube
  10/24/16
...
Thirsty fiercely-loyal station
  10/27/16
...
smoky dog poop national security agency
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
chest-beating keepsake machete becky
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
narrow-minded
  01/23/17
... ...
khaki very tactful marketing idea university
  01/23/17
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  07/08/17
Lol
indigo pistol
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Orchid Party Of The First Part
  01/16/19
...
swashbuckling misunderstood ticket booth puppy
  02/11/17
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  03/13/17
...
Drunken generalized bond
  03/15/17
...
Claret alpha spot
  03/15/17
...
Thirsty fiercely-loyal station
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Gold electric furnace
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
impertinent travel guidebook
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Floppy topaz pozpig
  06/01/17
...
ocher faggot firefighter hominid
  06/01/17
...
Brilliant blathering chapel
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
elite dysfunction
  06/13/17
...
Floppy topaz pozpig
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Know-it-all dingle berry
  07/08/17
...
rough-skinned jap
  08/18/17
...
Drunken generalized bond
  09/25/17
...
transparent kitty legal warrant
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
chest-beating keepsake machete becky
  10/27/17
...
Carmine macaca plaza
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
smoky dog poop national security agency
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
philosopher-king mood
  05/24/18
...
aromatic skinny woman
  07/25/18
...
transparent kitty legal warrant
  05/17/18
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
mewling deer antler
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  07/25/18
...
aggressive laughsome stage
  07/25/18
...
transparent kitty legal warrant
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/16/19
...
chest-beating keepsake machete becky
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Orchid Party Of The First Part
  01/16/19
Jfc
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
chest-beating keepsake machete becky
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Fighting frozen
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Hairraiser mad-dog skullcap trailer park
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
at-the-ready frum roast beef
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
at-the-ready frum roast beef
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Massive glassy therapy
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
at-the-ready frum roast beef
  01/17/19
...
transparent kitty legal warrant
  04/08/19
...
Cheese-eating Infuriating Double Fault
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Carmine macaca plaza
  04/09/19
...
at-the-ready frum roast beef
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
at-the-ready frum roast beef
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Violent
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  06/03/19
...
chest-beating keepsake machete becky
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Beta stage gaping
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
at-the-ready frum roast beef
  06/03/19
...
swashbuckling misunderstood ticket booth puppy
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
at-the-ready frum roast beef
  08/08/19
...
at-the-ready frum roast beef
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
volcanic crater
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
volcanic crater
  08/12/19
...
volcanic crater
  03/16/20
...
Hot bipolar yarmulke
  02/02/20
...
Drunken generalized bond
  03/14/20
...
Massive glassy therapy
  03/16/20
...
Massive glassy therapy
  09/30/20
...
Painfully honest hairy legs
  08/27/21
...
Drunken generalized bond
  09/13/21
...
chest-beating keepsake machete becky
  09/26/21
...
mother
  10/11/21
...
Plum wonderful famous landscape painting boiling water
  10/11/21
bump
Massive glassy therapy
  03/12/22
...
Drunken generalized bond
  01/05/23
...
Contagious Library
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Haunting
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
violet circlehead
  10/13/23
...
scarlet death wish water buffalo
  01/03/24
...
transparent kitty legal warrant
  08/09/24
...
Contagious Library
  07/28/25
...
Red territorial new version
  12/29/25
...
Yellow
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
vengeful rebellious milk
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Galvanic school cafeteria hissy fit

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: fluffy sapphire wrinkle main people

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling misunderstood ticket booth puppy

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Idiotic Carnelian Tanning Salon

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Drunken generalized bond

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: offensive theater stage

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
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Author: fantasy-prone space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Milky Heady Kitchen Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Milky Heady Kitchen Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Nofapping vivacious affirmative action

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: aromatic skinny woman

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Motley voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Glittery anal heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: vigorous rehab sweet tailpipe

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Soggy marvelous site chad

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: excitant goal in life principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Histrionic costumed area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Balding doobsian partner

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Razzle mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Drunken generalized bond

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Razzle mexican

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Drunken generalized bond

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Boyish talking institution

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Medicated Potus Field

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Boyish talking institution

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Umber senate striped hyena

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: fluffy sapphire wrinkle main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: chest-beating keepsake machete becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Soggy marvelous site chad

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: useless meetinghouse mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Nofapping vivacious affirmative action

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Drunken generalized bond

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Nofapping vivacious affirmative action

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Umber senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Brilliant blathering chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: comical giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Balding doobsian partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Histrionic costumed area

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: flatulent sepia sanctuary

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: silver blood rage

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Fuchsia alcoholic stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Spectacular white stead foreskin

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Glittery anal heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: 180 National Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Boyish talking institution

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: shaky state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Irate telephone location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Cerebral Son Of Senegal

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Bull headed mad cow disease antidepressant drug

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Turquoise gaped crackhouse idiot

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: orange sexy indian lodge

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Razzle mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: arousing mahogany place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: fluffy sapphire wrinkle main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: shaky state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684580)



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Author: trip copper church ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Onyx den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Talented Out-of-control Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impressive Hall Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: ungodly whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Contagious Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: electric chocolate codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: offensive theater stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Balding doobsian partner

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: brass toaster old irish cottage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Provocative burgundy jewess elastic band

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Henna police squad psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Galvanic school cafeteria hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Umber senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Chrome temple trump supporter

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: sinister set

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: fluffy sapphire wrinkle main people

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Boyish talking institution

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: thriller coldplay fan

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Sickened knife friendly grandma

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: electric chocolate codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: trip copper church ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling misunderstood ticket booth puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: trip copper church ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Gay Messiness French Chef

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Brilliant blathering chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: stimulating organic girlfriend parlour

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: stimulating organic girlfriend parlour

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: spruce patrolman market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: shivering bawdyhouse

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Beta stage gaping

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: hairless diverse indirect expression

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: slate round eye step-uncle's house

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Bateful Stag Film Rigpig

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: canary dashing parlor associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Poppy locus internal respiration

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Thirsty fiercely-loyal station

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: deep bespoke brunch haunted graveyard

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Floppy topaz pozpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: french juggernaut

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Claret alpha spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: comical giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: cowardly passionate masturbator dopamine

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: transparent kitty legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Talented Out-of-control Personal Credit Line

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: harsh house immigrant

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: unholy jade garrison rigor

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Carmine macaca plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: big hateful shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Saffron cuckold lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35446902)



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Author: godawful puce filthpig cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: self-centered genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Mustard Sound Barrier

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Cream exciting corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: cracking insanely creepy boltzmann

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz ebony boistinker school

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: 180 National Gunner

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: orange sexy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Duck-like vermilion legend center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: aromatic skinny woman

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Boyish talking institution

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: aromatic skinny woman

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Boyish talking institution

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: aromatic skinny woman

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Boyish talking institution

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Vibrant stubborn hell

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Boyish talking institution

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: aromatic skinny woman

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: flatulent sepia sanctuary

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: aromatic skinny woman

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: flatulent sepia sanctuary

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: aromatic skinny woman

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: orange sexy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Flesh tattoo native

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Motley voyeur

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: multi-colored ceo cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Floppy topaz pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: khaki very tactful marketing idea university

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Saffron cuckold lodge

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Boyish talking institution

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: lavender stirring abode

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Boyish talking institution

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: lilac hilarious menage

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: aromatic skinny woman

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: flatulent sepia sanctuary

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Boyish talking institution

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: effete charismatic theater nowag

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: aromatic skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Boyish talking institution

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: aromatic skinny woman

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Galvanic school cafeteria hissy fit

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: electric chocolate codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Turquoise gaped crackhouse idiot

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Turquoise gaped crackhouse idiot

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: aromatic skinny woman

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Turquoise gaped crackhouse idiot

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Boyish talking institution

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Turquoise gaped crackhouse idiot

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Boyish talking institution

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Turquoise gaped crackhouse idiot

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: aromatic skinny woman

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Boyish talking institution

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: aromatic skinny woman

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: coiffed casino azn

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Drunken generalized bond

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Boyish talking institution

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Umber senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: electric chocolate codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: pea-brained crystalline reading party lettuce

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: aromatic skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Histrionic costumed area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Chrome temple trump supporter

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Flesh tattoo native

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Mildly autistic domesticated theatre

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Adventurous Fishy People Who Are Hurt Tank

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: khaki very tactful marketing idea university

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Sickened knife friendly grandma

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle forum community account

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: thriller coldplay fan

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: titillating dull lay cuck

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Floppy topaz pozpig

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Contagious Library

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Big-titted Box Office Liquid Oxygen

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: aromatic skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Brilliant blathering chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: chest-beating keepsake machete becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: dark curious office

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Histrionic costumed area

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: dark curious office

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Histrionic costumed area

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: fluffy sapphire wrinkle main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: fluffy sapphire wrinkle main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: dark curious office

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: cracking insanely creepy boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Hyperventilating goyim

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Hyperventilating goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: walnut doctorate

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Onyx den

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Massive glassy therapy

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: shaky state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Galvanic school cafeteria hissy fit

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Umber senate striped hyena

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Drunken generalized bond

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Massive glassy therapy

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: walnut doctorate

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Racy salmon gas station candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: pea-brained crystalline reading party lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling misunderstood ticket booth puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Umber senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: shaky state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Brilliant blathering chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: self-centered genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Bronze Soul-stirring Business Firm Athletic Conference

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Vibrant stubborn hell

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling misunderstood ticket booth puppy

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Idiotic Carnelian Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Umber senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: lilac hilarious menage

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Rambunctious dilemma hunting ground

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Claret alpha spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Blue Orchestra Pit

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Plum wonderful famous landscape painting boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: khaki very tactful marketing idea university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Umber senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: dark curious office

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Umber senate striped hyena

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: dark curious office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: dark curious office

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Histrionic costumed area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: flatulent sepia sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: dark curious office

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: dark curious office

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Umber senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: flatulent sepia sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Drunken generalized bond

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: transparent kitty legal warrant

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: trip copper church ladyboy

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Chrome temple trump supporter

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: transparent kitty legal warrant

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: chest-beating keepsake machete becky

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Boyish talking institution

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Floppy topaz pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Claret alpha spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Lascivious crimson home

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Vibrant stubborn hell

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: cracking insanely creepy boltzmann

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Saffron cuckold lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Vibrant stubborn hell

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: flatulent sepia sanctuary

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: trip copper church ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Vibrant stubborn hell

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Massive glassy therapy

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: shaky state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: fluffy sapphire wrinkle main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Claret alpha spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Onyx den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: dark curious office

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Idiotic Carnelian Tanning Salon

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Brilliant blathering chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: angry mind-boggling international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: fragrant address

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Umber senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Drunken generalized bond

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: irradiated nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Massive glassy therapy

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Umber senate striped hyena

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Umber senate striped hyena

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Hideous really tough guy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Massive glassy therapy

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Drunken generalized bond

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Drunken generalized bond

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Massive glassy therapy

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Drunken generalized bond

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: primrose range

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Balding doobsian partner

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: transparent kitty legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling misunderstood ticket booth puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: flatulent sepia sanctuary

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: chest-beating keepsake machete becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: shaky state

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  sneaky criminal base

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: wild insecure point half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author:  piazza digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: transparent kitty legal warrant

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: primrose range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: primrose range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Chrome temple trump supporter

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Chrome temple trump supporter

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Chrome temple trump supporter

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Chrome temple trump supporter

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Chrome temple trump supporter

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Umber senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: lilac hilarious menage

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: trip copper church ladyboy

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Chrome temple trump supporter

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: trip copper church ladyboy

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Chrome temple trump supporter

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: trip copper church ladyboy

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Chrome temple trump supporter

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: trip copper church ladyboy

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Chrome temple trump supporter

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser mad-dog skullcap trailer park

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Chrome temple trump supporter

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser mad-dog skullcap trailer park

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Boyish talking institution

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Chrome temple trump supporter

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: trip copper church ladyboy

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Chrome temple trump supporter

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Vibrant stubborn hell

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Chrome temple trump supporter

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: trip copper church ladyboy

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Chrome temple trump supporter

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Boyish talking institution

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Dun degenerate

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Balding doobsian partner

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: 180 National Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  ratface sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: orange sexy indian lodge

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: chest-beating keepsake machete becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: stimulating organic girlfriend parlour

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author:  bearded headpube

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: orange sexy indian lodge

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author:  bearded headpube

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  resort

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: lilac hilarious menage

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Umber senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: aromatic skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Brilliant blathering chapel

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Thirsty fiercely-loyal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Umber senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Outnumbered

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Contagious Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Umber senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  indigo pistol

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: orange sexy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Drunken generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: comical giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Massive glassy therapy

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Contagious Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Umber senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  slippery cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Drunken generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: chest-beating keepsake machete becky

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Boyish talking institution

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author:  bearded headpube

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Thirsty fiercely-loyal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: smoky dog poop national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: chest-beating keepsake machete becky

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: khaki very tactful marketing idea university

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  indigo pistol

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  Orchid Party Of The First Part

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: swashbuckling misunderstood ticket booth puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Drunken generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Claret alpha spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Thirsty fiercely-loyal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Gold electric furnace

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: impertinent travel guidebook

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Floppy topaz pozpig

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: ocher faggot firefighter hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Brilliant blathering chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: elite dysfunction

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Floppy topaz pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Know-it-all dingle berry

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: rough-skinned jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Drunken generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: transparent kitty legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: chest-beating keepsake machete becky

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Carmine macaca plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: 

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: 

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: smoky dog poop national security agency

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  philosopher-king mood

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: aromatic skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: transparent kitty legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  mewling deer antler

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: aggressive laughsome stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: transparent kitty legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: chest-beating keepsake machete becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  Orchid Party Of The First Part

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: chest-beating keepsake machete becky

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Fighting frozen

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser mad-dog skullcap trailer park

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: at-the-ready frum roast beef

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: at-the-ready frum roast beef

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Massive glassy therapy

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: at-the-ready frum roast beef

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: transparent kitty legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Infuriating Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Carmine macaca plaza

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: at-the-ready frum roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: at-the-ready frum roast beef

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Violent

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: chest-beating keepsake machete becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Beta stage gaping

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: at-the-ready frum roast beef

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: swashbuckling misunderstood ticket booth puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: at-the-ready frum roast beef

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: at-the-ready frum roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  volcanic crater

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: 

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  volcanic crater

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Hot bipolar yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Drunken generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Massive glassy therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Massive glassy therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Painfully honest hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Drunken generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: chest-beating keepsake machete becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Plum wonderful famous landscape painting boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Massive glassy therapy

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Drunken generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Contagious Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Haunting

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  violet circlehead

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: scarlet death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: transparent kitty legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Contagious Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Red territorial new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Yellow



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: vengeful rebellious milk

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49548061)