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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Jet hominid

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: vivacious crystalline kitchen

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: dark fantasy-prone gay wizard

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Indecent keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: irradiated tank half-breed



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Talking unhinged station coffee pot

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Talking unhinged station coffee pot

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Bateful idiot base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Red big shitlib location

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Jet hominid

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Red big shitlib location

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Jet hominid

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: adventurous ungodly cumskin friendly grandma



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Copper Arousing Macaca

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Haunting zombie-like ape

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Jet hominid

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Copper Arousing Macaca

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Jet hominid

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Copper Arousing Macaca

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: dark fantasy-prone gay wizard

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Bateful idiot base



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Self-centered stage

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: cocky avocado meetinghouse

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: plum razzle cuckoldry state

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: vivacious crystalline kitchen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: cocky avocado meetinghouse



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Mustard motley mental disorder international law enforcement agency

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: vivacious crystalline kitchen

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Jet hominid

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: spectacular brunch new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Bright appetizing national wagecucks

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia sadistic theatre deer antler

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant maniacal faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Low-t useless brakes

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Copper Arousing Macaca

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: dark fantasy-prone gay wizard

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Jet hominid

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: dark fantasy-prone gay wizard

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Low-t useless brakes

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Jet hominid

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Low-t useless brakes

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia sadistic theatre deer antler

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: dark fantasy-prone gay wizard

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Low-t useless brakes

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: dark fantasy-prone gay wizard

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: dark fantasy-prone gay wizard

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Crusty snowy locus scourge upon the earth

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Low-t useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: dark fantasy-prone gay wizard

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094151)



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Author: Boyish cruise ship dysfunction



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Author: Boyish cruise ship dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Apoplectic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: indigo foreskin immigrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Red big shitlib location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Provocative silver ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Flesh Passionate Hairy Legs Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: cocky avocado meetinghouse

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Low-t useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: olive 180 partner organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32150719)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32540707)



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Author: magical office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32611553)



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Author: mewling talented personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34235767)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34236520)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: mewling talented personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Diverse church dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Diverse church dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Gold contagious mediation

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant maniacal faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Crusty snowy locus scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Pontificating marvelous set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pit

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Mischievous jewess haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Diverse church dingle berry

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Irate shimmering dragon address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: dark fantasy-prone gay wizard

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Carnelian house

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: dark fantasy-prone gay wizard

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: dark fantasy-prone gay wizard

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Elite Aromatic Stag Film

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Low-t useless brakes

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Crusty snowy locus scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Hyperactive purple chapel blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: thriller forum telephone

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: wine vibrant hospital

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Charismatic Library

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Copper Arousing Macaca

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: coiffed smoky toilet seat wrinkle

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Maroon Theater Stage

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Low-t useless brakes

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Indecent keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Dull thirsty stage cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: stimulating impressive clown sanctuary

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Free-loading temple

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: jet-lagged business firm internal respiration

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Copper Arousing Macaca

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: jet-lagged business firm internal respiration

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: stimulating impressive clown sanctuary

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Maize Hissy Fit Striped Hyena

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Bateful idiot base



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pit

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: fear-inspiring dog poop legal warrant

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106875)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: soggy awkward gas station pocket flask

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32611562)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: insanely creepy glittery black woman volcanic crater

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Boyish cruise ship dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: excitant pink public bath weed whacker

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: excitant pink public bath weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Useless chrome spot crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Indecent keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: indigo foreskin immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Blue Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Apoplectic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Sable multi-colored skinny woman

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: High-end sound barrier tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: mind-boggling hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Sable multi-colored skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Sable multi-colored skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: orange insecure roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: High-end sound barrier tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Henna comical death wish

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Jet hominid

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: canary slippery trust fund crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Azure Electric Preventive Strike Plaza

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: heady lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Boyish cruise ship dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Boyish cruise ship dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Apoplectic native

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Maroon Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Titillating school cafeteria rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Sooty rehab ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Floppy tattoo space

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Boyish cruise ship dysfunction

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: wonderful digit ratio nursing home

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: hairraiser mad-dog skullcap ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: indigo foreskin immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: indigo foreskin immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: hairraiser mad-dog skullcap ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: frozen home gaping

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Trip lettuce national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Judgmental Vigorous Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Alcoholic boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Bistre principal's office factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Blue Corn Cake

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: frum domesticated corner

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: hairraiser mad-dog skullcap ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: big-titted shrine messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: indigo foreskin immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: big-titted shrine messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: autistic area

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: hideous odious nowag

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: yellow hilarious marketing idea sneaky criminal

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: mewling talented personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Hot box office multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: yellow hilarious marketing idea sneaky criminal

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Hot box office multi-billionaire

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: yellow hilarious marketing idea sneaky criminal

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: yellow hilarious marketing idea sneaky criminal

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: heady lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: startled green range trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: indigo foreskin immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Medicated theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Yapping heaven

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Lime swashbuckling piazza selfie

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Puce violent queen of the night site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Sooty rehab ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Bonkers locale incel

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: jade depressive school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Coral very tactful parlour

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: High-end sound barrier tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Bipolar indian lodge

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: bat shit crazy effete place of business generalized bond

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: irradiated tank half-breed

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Sooty rehab ladyboy

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Dead newt stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49735840)