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almost completely ruined my life by flushing a bar of soap down my toilet

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere...
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yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick
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have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure
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we've all been there
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Jade arrogant gas station

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere weird like a grocery store and the meat guy was like hey try this old spice soap it smells great so i got some. was taking a shower and i rubbed this soap all over my body and it smelled so bad i almost fell down in the shower and i was so pissed off at this soap i just grabbed the brand new bar and reached out of the shower and threw it in the toilet and flushed. i'm not really sure what i thought would happen but soap clogs the fuck out of a toilet. so with a fresh bar of old spice blocking the way i couldn't use any toilet paper and could just barely get the toilet to drain down pee but eventually i had to shit and had a brilliant idea: if pee will go down around the soap why not just pee my shit out of my ass. so i started drinking tons of epsom salt and peed every ounce of shit out of my body for several days and since i can't flush toilet paper i left the little bag from the grocery store on the ground to collect everything. so finally now that exams are underway something happened and the soap broke loose and all the soapy shit and piss residue went down and i was able dump the bag of faeces paper down too. huge relief during this stressful and scholarly time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2...#33210194)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: sable soul-stirring stag film son of senegal



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Saffron Pisswyrm

why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit 60-80 logs easily in a standard 5gall bowel with light plunging to level off each waste cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2...#33210206)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Jade arrogant gas station

adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i have to constantly drink fluids to stay hydrated. it's so much pee it's a pain in the ass to just pee in the sink or something because it splashed all over me

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Saffron Pisswyrm

piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegradable and cops won't dna it anyway.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Jade arrogant gas station

yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: Saffron Pisswyrm

plumbers hate him

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Jade arrogant gas station



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: big erotic trailer park double fault

lol

good shit

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Dashing blue internal respiration senate



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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: fantasy-prone mind-boggling ape



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Date: February 24th, 2018 6:27 AM
Author: Chartreuse Laughsome Elastic Band Locus



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: tantric bull headed mad cow disease coldplay fan

180, pls tweet this

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Jade arrogant gas station

too personal

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Saffron Pisswyrm

no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's in the toilet it's garbage.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Jade arrogant gas station



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: cordovan brethren persian



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: Abusive market toilet seat

how often you hear this story

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 3:15 AM
Author: Jade arrogant gas station

have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: pungent transparent range sweet tailpipe

would've been a peak experience no doubt

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Jade arrogant gas station

cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: titillating green school cafeteria milk

GOod poast moniker synergy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Jade arrogant gas station

because of the ass pee?

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: cerebral step-uncle's house

we've all been there

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Jade arrogant gas station

crazy time in a man's life

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Space

chill on the addy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Jade arrogant gas station

lmao cr

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Date: June 18th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: passionate box office



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: vengeful gaming laptop station

180 billion.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: galvanic theater stage mad-dog skullcap



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Diverse Turdskin Mexican

180

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac area pervert

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed volcanic crater

why didn't you just crack-open the tank and shit/piss in there? the shit would likely liquify by the time exams ended/soap disintegrated...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2...#33217861)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle striped hyena

Flush hot water

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:19 AM
Author: cordovan brethren persian



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: Floppy slippery telephone

180

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Drab racy queen of the night toaster

Great thread

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: cerebral step-uncle's house

it's a masterpiece

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:34 PM
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Author: up-to-no-good charcoal set fanboi

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Author: violet therapy

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