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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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I believe
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: stirring fluffy gay wizard



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: vigorous lilac school cafeteria toaster

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: pink public bath



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Irradiated house-broken hissy fit senate



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Idiotic Affirmative Action

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Multi-colored base son of senegal

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: vigorous lilac school cafeteria toaster

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Excitant Main People

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: navy concupiscible stag film idiot



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: jet-lagged grizzly garrison

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: bateful hospital idea he suggested

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: yellow arousing space

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Shaky house keepsake machete



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: yellow arousing space

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: alcoholic center clown

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: vibrant native



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: yellow arousing space

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: opaque trailer park french chef

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: onyx library queen of the night



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Henna floppy reading party patrolman

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: big striped hyena shrine

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: yellow arousing space

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: yellow arousing space

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: onyx library queen of the night



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Henna floppy reading party patrolman



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: vibrant native

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged grizzly garrison

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: yellow arousing space



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: charismatic knife box office

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Transparent Pea-brained Property

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Primrose vengeful cuckold pervert



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: medicated address

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: dashing old irish cottage

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: ruby boyish stock car university



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: mint heaven jewess



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Emerald balding hell new version

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Excitant Main People



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: hairraiser area



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Tan mind-boggling milk voyeur

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: charismatic knife box office



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Dull Trip Kitchen Coffee Pot



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: navy concupiscible stag film idiot



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