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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
floppy walnut crackhouse multi-billionaire
  07/17/22
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vivacious hospital nibblets
  07/17/22
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Talented Shaky Corn Cake Mother
  07/17/22
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Mildly autistic gaming laptop temple
  07/18/22
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floppy walnut crackhouse multi-billionaire
  09/29/22
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floppy walnut crackhouse multi-billionaire
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
rambunctious stirring macaca parlor
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
rambunctious stirring macaca parlor
  01/07/23
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Mildly autistic gaming laptop temple
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
bespoke property fat ankles
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
bespoke property fat ankles
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Racy Useless Indian Lodge Turdskin
  03/18/23
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floppy walnut crackhouse multi-billionaire
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
bespoke property fat ankles
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
thriller apoplectic dilemma juggernaut
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Frozen ultramarine gay wizard stage
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
black faggot firefighter home
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
black faggot firefighter home
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
black faggot firefighter home
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
chocolate godawful senate knife
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
black faggot firefighter home
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
black faggot firefighter home
  08/23/24
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black faggot firefighter home
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
black faggot firefighter home
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
black faggot firefighter home
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
black faggot firefighter home
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Crawly nowag kitty
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Adulterous filthpig fortuitous meteor
  09/28/24
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floppy walnut crackhouse multi-billionaire
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
black faggot firefighter home
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
black faggot firefighter home
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: floppy walnut crackhouse multi-billionaire

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: vivacious hospital nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Talented Shaky Corn Cake Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Mildly autistic gaming laptop temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: floppy walnut crackhouse multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: floppy walnut crackhouse multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: rambunctious stirring macaca parlor

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: rambunctious stirring macaca parlor

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Mildly autistic gaming laptop temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: bespoke property fat ankles

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: bespoke property fat ankles

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Racy Useless Indian Lodge Turdskin

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: floppy walnut crackhouse multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: bespoke property fat ankles

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: thriller apoplectic dilemma juggernaut

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Frozen ultramarine gay wizard stage

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: black faggot firefighter home

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: black faggot firefighter home

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: black faggot firefighter home

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: chocolate godawful senate knife

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: black faggot firefighter home

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: black faggot firefighter home

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: black faggot firefighter home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: black faggot firefighter home

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: black faggot firefighter home

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: black faggot firefighter home

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Crawly nowag kitty

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Adulterous filthpig fortuitous meteor

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: floppy walnut crackhouse multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: black faggot firefighter home

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: black faggot firefighter home

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...#49932244)